Andrew Huberman, This is Your Brain on Sleep, Supplements, Sunlight, and Stimulation (#46)

0:00:03 – I’m Kevin Rose. – And I’m Alex Albrecht.
0:00:05 – This is Weekly Podcast.
0:00:07 – Oh, welcome to “Dignation,” episode number 100.
0:00:08 I’m Kevin Rose. – And I’m Alex Albrecht.
0:00:10 – Hello, welcome to “Dignation,” episode number 250.
0:00:11 I’m Kevin Rose.
0:00:12 – And I’m Alex Albrecht.
0:00:15 – Come on, it’s the last fucking show.
0:00:19 – It’s been a while since we’ve done this.
0:00:20 – Yes.
0:00:22 – Let’s talk about my dead dog on this episode of “Dignation,”
0:00:23 ’cause what is there to talk about?
0:00:25 Health issues and death.
0:00:26 – Dude, when you landed that helicopter on my head,
0:00:29 I’ll give you $100 if you can land it on my head.
0:00:30 – That was one of my favorite
0:00:31 “Dignation” moments of all time.
0:00:33 (upbeat music)
0:00:35 – Go back to all the “Dignation” live shows.
0:00:36 Never wearing a T-shirt.
0:00:37 – Really?
0:00:38 – Fuck no.
0:00:39 – I kinda wanna go to the Tyson and Jake Paul fight.
0:00:42 We could go there, say we could do a live “Dignation” there.
0:00:43 – I mean, I–
0:00:44 – Why did you pick this as the last story?
0:00:46 – Well, I didn’t know it was gonna be the last story.
0:00:46 This was really fun.
0:00:47 – I thought it was fun.
0:00:48 I miss you, brother.
0:00:49 It was fun.
0:00:52 – So I’m absolutely addicted to rocking.
0:00:54 That’s where we put this weighted backpack on.
0:00:57 I’m doing four miles, probably five times a week.
0:01:00 I actually saw a rattlesnake eat a lizard the other day.
0:01:01 No joke, it was insane.
0:01:03 Anyway, at the end of these workouts,
0:01:06 as you can imagine, I’m just sweating an absolute a ton.
0:01:07 It’s great cardio,
0:01:10 but I need to replenish my electrolytes.
0:01:12 But sadly, most of those replacement powders out there,
0:01:15 they’re just packed with sugar that goes straight to your gut.
0:01:16 Spikes are glucose.
0:01:18 There’s nothing good about that.
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0:02:20 It’s that time of year.
0:02:22 It’s Father’s Day time.
0:02:25 It’s time to help dad beat back that 70s overgrowth vibe
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0:03:26 Happy Father’s Day.
0:03:28 – Okay, but let’s just get started.
0:03:30 How do we, should we start it off?
0:03:33 – Kevin, first off, that’s not enough wine.
0:03:35 – First of all, I’ve already had a glass and a half.
0:03:38 – I’ve had two glids in my third glass.
0:03:38 – No, it’s not.
0:03:40 – Fucking hell, dude.
0:03:42 That’s a fucking thing.
0:03:43 – No, it’s called Uber.
0:03:45 – No, no, no.
0:03:48 It’s, you hire, it’s called DD.
0:03:52 You literally hire someone to Uber to your place
0:03:54 and then drive you and your car home
0:03:56 and then Uber to wherever they need to go.
0:03:57 That’s a fucking brilliant idea.
0:03:58 – They already have it.
0:03:59 – They have it.
0:04:00 – What is it?
0:04:01 – Take your pan and–
0:04:03 – Not your fucking fucking pan, we can start it here.
0:04:04 – I don’t think he’s their new Prager.
0:04:05 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:04:07 Literally, that’s like, why did Prager show up?
0:04:08 We have one.
0:04:10 – I’m not accepting a scooter.
0:04:10 – Yes!
0:04:12 – If it’s a scooter, or it takes your car
0:04:14 and you get a hop on a scooter and look around.
0:04:16 – So that’s Hayden, everybody.
0:04:17 He’s been helping me out with a bunch of video stuff.
0:04:18 He’s our new Prager.
0:04:19 Even though we–
0:04:20 – Even though we have old Prager here.
0:04:21 – Yeah, Prager.
0:04:22 – Old Prager and young Prager.
0:04:24 But actually, they’re very similar.
0:04:24 – Yes, very similar.
0:04:25 – Very similar.
0:04:28 But no, I’m telling you, I’m gonna fucking start this.
0:04:29 – Now he’s here by the way too.
0:04:30 We should say out of mouth.
0:04:31 – I’m out.
0:04:31 – Put the camera around.
0:04:32 There we go.
0:04:33 We’ve got the old crew.
0:04:34 Glenn, rest in peace.
0:04:35 – Oh, rest in peace.
0:04:36 – He’s dead, he’s dead.
0:04:37 – I’m glad you’re just in rest in peace.
0:04:40 – Well, I meant just like, we wish you could be here
0:04:41 and we know you’re up in the Bay Area,
0:04:42 you’re working on shit.
0:04:47 But we will have Glenn at some point in the future.
0:04:50 (laughing)
0:04:52 – Dude, when you landed that helicopter on my head,
0:04:55 I’ll give you $100 if you can land it on my head.
0:04:57 If you can’t, you have to chug a beer.
0:04:58 – That was one of my favorite
0:04:59 Dignation moments of all time.
0:05:00 – That was really fun.
0:05:01 – Does anyone have any glasses?
0:05:02 – Not part of the bag.
0:05:03 – Not part of the bag.
0:05:04 – Dude, come on.
0:05:05 – All right.
0:05:06 – Safety, fucker.
0:05:06 You didn’t land it though.
0:05:07 We had a serious bet on that.
0:05:08 – Don’t move.
0:05:10 – You tried to land it on my helmet.
0:05:11 – Dude, dude.
0:05:12 – You moved.
0:05:13 You moved.
0:05:14 – Kevin, we’ve had,
0:05:16 that’s one of the things we should do
0:05:18 is go back through all the bets that we’ve had.
0:05:19 – Yeah, we have a lot of bets.
0:05:21 – Oh, the Apple TV bet.
0:05:24 – I have won every single one.
0:05:26 Kevin bet me that I would have kids before him.
0:05:28 – That’s right.
0:05:30 – Kevin bet me that Apple was coming out with an Apple TV,
0:05:32 like an actual television.
0:05:33 – I thought that was gonna be good.
0:05:34 – Yeah.
0:05:36 Kevin told me that Apple was gonna come out with a car,
0:05:38 bet me that Apple was gonna come out with a car.
0:05:38 Doesn’t matter.
0:05:39 Doesn’t matter.
0:05:40 Have you ever seen one?
0:05:41 – I see a prototype.
0:05:43 – Have you seen one on the streets
0:05:45 without any backstage pass?
0:05:46 – No.
0:05:47 – There you go.
0:05:48 And I’m sure there are others,
0:05:50 but I feel like I should be,
0:05:52 like the vector hat should be put on.
0:05:53 – I will say, I would agree with that.
0:05:55 Had you not switched to–
0:05:56 – This is not, this is a PC.
0:05:57 – Yeah.
0:05:58 – This is a PC.
0:06:01 – He asked for duct tape to cover that shit up.
0:06:02 – Just saying.
0:06:03 – Why did you switch?
0:06:04 – I didn’t switch.
0:06:06 Well, I got this for free from work.
0:06:07 – Okay.
0:06:09 – But the job that I was working at at the time,
0:06:11 and I don’t say no to a free computer.
0:06:12 – Do you like it?
0:06:13 It’s kinda nice.
0:06:15 – I mean, look, well, we gotta talk about this too,
0:06:16 because I will say–
0:06:18 – Software updates are nice.
0:06:21 – No, honestly, iPhone, best one I’ve ever owned.
0:06:24 I’ve tried Android, I’ve tried Windows phone.
0:06:25 Remember that when I was–
0:06:26 – Nobody has that anymore.
0:06:28 – I know, but I was there for five seconds.
0:06:30 Always went back to iPhone,
0:06:31 which I’m interested to talk about
0:06:32 ’cause I saw this thing here.
0:06:32 – Let’s start with the intro
0:06:34 that we gotta say welcome to Ignation.
0:06:35 – Oh yeah, and then they can cut to this.
0:06:37 – We just actually, we did a trademark search
0:06:38 before the show started.
0:06:41 Ignation is dead and canceled.
0:06:43 – Don’t say it like that.
0:06:45 Just say nobody owns a trademark.
0:06:47 Don’t say that we’ve died and we’re canceled.
0:06:48 – It literally says dead.
0:06:50 – I know it says it.
0:06:51 – It’s not along with the language.
0:06:52 – Just don’t tell anybody.
0:06:54 I don’t want to try any experimental features on AI.
0:06:57 – All right, so the trademark has expired.
0:06:58 Dig.com is down right now.
0:07:00 I tried to buy them.
0:07:02 – Don’t say it like that.
0:07:04 – It’s a 503 Air.
0:07:05 – Is this in the small print there?
0:07:07 – By the way, 503, I don’t even know what a 503 is.
0:07:08 – It’s 504.
0:07:09 – I don’t know.
0:07:10 It says dig still exists.
0:07:11 Question mark?
0:07:11 I don’t know.
0:07:15 Like why did they, anyway, dig owners.
0:07:17 If you want to sell dig, I’ll gladly take it back.
0:07:19 I’ll restore it back to dig version three
0:07:20 before we mess everything up.
0:07:22 And then we’ll take on Reddit and we’ll take them down.
0:07:23 Just kidding.
0:07:25 Alexis and I are actually good friends now.
0:07:26 – Yes.
0:07:27 – I talked to him a lot.
0:07:28 He’s a good dude.
0:07:30 He’s a really good dude.
0:07:31 – You still hate him.
0:07:32 – No, no, no, no.
0:07:34 I never, I never hated him because I wasn’t,
0:07:36 I wasn’t dig, you were dig.
0:07:39 But I was like, it would be interesting to meet him
0:07:40 because I will say–
0:07:40 – He’s huge.
0:07:41 – He’s a big dude.
0:07:43 – Yeah, when you meet him in real life,
0:07:44 he’s a big dude.
0:07:46 He’s like, Jake Paul big.
0:07:47 – Jake Paul big?
0:07:48 That’s what you’re going to say?
0:07:49 – No, he’s–
0:07:50 – You were like of all the big people.
0:07:51 You went to Jake–
0:07:52 – Jake Paul’s big.
0:07:53 – Sure, but like that’s where you’re going to go?
0:07:54 – Well, he’s big.
0:07:55 He’s a big dude.
0:07:57 – I know, but I’m just saying, like,
0:07:59 of all the pop culture references you could pull.
0:08:01 – Okay, well, he’s bigger than us.
0:08:02 – That is true.
0:08:03 A lot of people are bigger than us.
0:08:04 – Yeah.
0:08:06 – Jake Paul, the two of us?
0:08:07 – Together?
0:08:08 – Yeah.
0:08:08 – We’d have a shot.
0:08:09 – We’d have a shot.
0:08:10 – Together.
0:08:11 – What would the strategy be, though?
0:08:12 – I would throw you at him.
0:08:14 And then I would hope that you got him
0:08:17 at least on the ground and I’d get a chair.
0:08:18 And then I’d sit and watch–
0:08:20 – It’s not WWF.
0:08:21 – Did you need a chair like him
0:08:22 over the head with a chair?
0:08:22 – That’s what I was thinking.
0:08:23 – No, you were not.
0:08:24 I knew that you would watch me die.
0:08:25 – That’s–
0:08:26 – I was even sitting in a recliner.
0:08:27 – That was what I was thinking.
0:08:28 I mean, if I could get a recliner,
0:08:29 we would have a chair.
0:08:34 – All right, let’s start the episode.
0:08:36 – Well, these are our friends.
0:08:37 – No, I know, but I’m just saying,
0:08:38 we should do the like–
0:08:39 – How did I say it?
0:08:40 I don’t even remember the proper intro.
0:08:42 – Welcome to “Dignation,” episode, blah, blah, blah.
0:08:44 I’m Kevin Durst, this is Alex Galbraith.
0:08:45 “Dignation” covers some of the top stories
0:08:47 on the social media website.
0:08:48 – But you gotta do that part.
0:08:49 – Okay.
0:08:50 – Diwg.com.
0:08:51 – Got down.
0:08:52 – Okay, that’s how you say it.
0:08:53 – Hello, everybody,
0:08:56 and welcome to “Dignation,” episode X.
0:08:57 No, that’s like–
0:08:58 – We don’t know what number this is.
0:08:59 – No, I just saw that.
0:09:00 – What number do we wanna say?
0:09:01 666?
0:09:03 – What was our last episode number?
0:09:04 Last–
0:09:06 Let’s ask the chat GPT.
0:09:07 Chat–
0:09:08 – Chat GPT is gonna go,
0:09:09 I don’t know what you’re talking about.
0:09:10 – We’re gonna edit this out.
0:09:15 What was the last episode number of “Dignation”?
0:09:19 – If this thing fucking knows it,
0:09:21 science is going to be fucked.
0:09:23 – Last episode of “Dignation,” episode 340,
0:09:26 which aired on December 30th, 2011.
0:09:27 – Part one and part two.
0:09:28 – What?
0:09:29 Look at that!
0:09:31 This content may violate our use’s policies.
0:09:32 Did we get it wrong?
0:09:33 Why is this–
0:09:35 – Why would it violate their usage policy?
0:09:36 – I don’t know.
0:09:38 It’s something you said in an episode.
0:09:38 – Tell us by giving–
0:09:39 Do me said?
0:09:40 – So–
0:09:41 – Me said?
0:09:42 – Okay, episode 341.
0:09:43 There we go.
0:09:44 – All right, oh my God, that’s crazy.
0:09:44 – Right after the last one.
0:09:45 – All right, here we go.
0:09:46 – Okay, let’s do it.
0:09:49 (upbeat music)
0:09:53 – Welcome to “Dignation.”
0:09:54 (upbeat music)
0:09:58 Also potentially hazardous to your health.
0:09:59 – All right, moving on.
0:10:02 (upbeat music)
0:10:03 – Why do you think you’re fly?
0:10:03 You’re thinking of freaking out?
0:10:05 – I think Southern California.
0:10:06 – Southern California, and I have fruit.
0:10:08 (upbeat music)
0:10:10 – You put zombie, and you put deer in the title,
0:10:11 and I don’t want to do it.
0:10:13 – Dignation.com.
0:10:17 – Hello, everybody, and welcome to “Dignation,”
0:10:19 episode number 341.
0:10:20 I’m Alex Albrecht.
0:10:21 – And I’m Kevin Rose.
0:10:24 “Dignation” is the show that covers the hottest stories
0:10:28 from the previously owned, now down website,
0:10:32 for some reason, dig.com, social news website, dig.com.
0:10:33 – Did you say Kevin Rose?
0:10:34 – Yes, say Kevin Rose.
0:10:35 Dig is in limbo.
0:10:38 – It’s been a while since we’ve done this.
0:10:39 – Yes, it’s been a while.
0:10:40 – And by the way, thank you.
0:10:40 – Yeah, good to see you.
0:10:41 – It’s so good to see you.
0:10:44 – And thank you so much for the treat, wine.
0:10:45 – Huge thanks to Will Harlan
0:10:47 for making this fantastic wine.
0:10:50 This is penultimate, 2012.
0:10:52 If you’re a huge wine aficionado,
0:10:53 look it up.
0:10:54 It is a fantastic cabaret.
0:10:57 – If you don’t like wine, skip to the next segment.
0:10:58 (laughing)
0:11:00 – Well, it’s a special one.
0:11:00 – It is, it is.
0:11:02 – I broke it out for a special occasion.
0:11:03 – Thank you, sir.
0:11:04 – It’s a little expensive,
0:11:07 but I figured, you know, you are a good friend.
0:11:08 – It has been a long time
0:11:10 since we’ve been sitting in a couch like this.
0:11:12 – We have gray, a lot of gray in shit.
0:11:14 – You say we as if I have gray.
0:11:16 – You have gray hairs all over your face and shit.
0:11:17 – I don’t believe that.
0:11:18 – It’s all over there.
0:11:18 – Are we shooting this in 8K?
0:11:21 – You actually look like you have a good moisturizer.
0:11:22 – Yes, I do.
0:11:23 And you know what it is?
0:11:24 – What is it?
0:11:25 – The secret, I’ll tell you the secret.
0:11:26 – What is it?
0:11:28 – It’s the baby skin of Alex Albrecht.
0:11:29 It’s a CVS.
0:11:30 It’s called CeraVe.
0:11:31 – CeraVe?
0:11:32 – Yeah, CeraVe.
0:11:33 It’s super cheap.
0:11:34 You can get it in bulk.
0:11:35 – It probably looks good too.
0:11:36 – And by the way, I’ve started getting
0:11:39 the one that has SPF.
0:11:40 – Oh yeah, you gotta use the SPF.
0:11:41 That is the number one thing.
0:11:45 I had the one skin founders on and you got SPF huge.
0:11:48 – So here’s the funny thing about SPF and me.
0:11:49 I have blue eyes.
0:11:50 – Yes.
0:11:51 – So one of the things that is attributed
0:11:55 to macular degeneration is non UV protection
0:11:57 in your eyes, on your eyes.
0:11:58 – Oh, interesting.
0:11:59 – I cannot be in the sun without sunglasses.
0:12:01 I physically can’t.
0:12:04 My eyes like squint, I’ll sneeze because I have blue eyes.
0:12:06 So a lot of people that don’t have blue eyes
0:12:08 that have brown eyes or darker eyes,
0:12:09 they’ll get macular degeneration
0:12:11 because they don’t wear sunglasses
0:12:13 as often as they need to outside.
0:12:15 And I’m the same way with the sun.
0:12:17 I burn like a fucking bacon in a pan.
0:12:19 Like the moment I step outside in the sun,
0:12:20 the sun’s like, “Fuck you, dude.”
0:12:22 And I’m like, “Bro, we just talked about this.”
0:12:23 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:12:24 – Red.
0:12:27 – I don’t tan unless I really have to like work at tan.
0:12:28 – You look tan, though.
0:12:30 – I mean, I can tan.
0:12:30 – You’re tanter than I am.
0:12:32 You were on vacation recently.
0:12:33 – Yeah, I was in–
0:12:34 – I saw Toaster.
0:12:35 Toaster’s still alive.
0:12:36 – I know.
0:12:37 – Toaster’s 13.
0:12:38 – Monty passed.
0:12:40 – Yeah, Monty passed, which is like, it’s a huge bummer.
0:12:41 Monty was a fantastic dog.
0:12:42 Here’s the Monty.
0:12:43 – Thank you.
0:12:44 – Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
0:12:45 – Monty was a fantastic dog.
0:12:46 – 17 years.
0:12:50 – That was a dog that you found on the street.
0:12:51 – On Montana Avenue.
0:12:52 – Yeah.
0:12:52 – Down the street from my apartment.
0:12:54 – Yeah, Toaster is having a hard time.
0:12:56 He’s fallen a lot, you know?
0:12:57 He’s like legs are slipping out,
0:12:59 and he’s like slipping on stairs,
0:13:00 and he hits his belly and stuff.
0:13:02 And it’s so tough.
0:13:03 – I know.
0:13:04 – ‘Cause you freaking love those things just like–
0:13:05 – I know.
0:13:06 – Like, there you go.
0:13:07 – It was really hard.
0:13:09 Well, not to get too like down like,
0:13:12 let’s talk about my dead dog on this episode of “Dignation.”
0:13:14 ‘Cause I mean, we’re older.
0:13:15 – Yeah.
0:13:15 – What is there to talk about?
0:13:16 – Death.
0:13:17 – Health issues and death.
0:13:18 – In Texas, that’s right.
0:13:19 – Although I feel like at the beginning,
0:13:20 we talked about death enough.
0:13:22 – Yeah, Prager looks good, though.
0:13:22 Prager looks good.
0:13:23 Hey, Prager’s here.
0:13:24 – Prager’s here.
0:13:25 So I surprised him out.
0:13:26 – By the way, huge surprise.
0:13:27 I walked in and I was like,
0:13:29 what the hell is Prager doing here?
0:13:31 – So this is a funny thing.
0:13:33 Prager is so cool because I hit him up what,
0:13:34 two days ago?
0:13:35 – Yeah.
0:13:35 – Randomly.
0:13:37 And he’s like, I’m hosting a dinner party.
0:13:38 What’s up?
0:13:39 And I’m like, dude, can you fly out?
0:13:40 Can you just like make it out?
0:13:41 – Hi.
0:13:44 – And Prager’s like, let me get back to you tomorrow.
0:13:44 And then he gets back,
0:13:46 ’cause Prager has a little one now.
0:13:47 – I know.
0:13:48 How old is–
0:13:49 – Show me two in September.
0:13:50 – Oh wow.
0:13:51 – In September.
0:13:52 Congrats, dude.
0:13:53 How was it being dad?
0:13:54 – Fantastic.
0:13:56 I got a gift for Father’s Day.
0:13:57 You know, hasn’t started yet.
0:13:58 Father’s Day, that is called–
0:13:59 – All right, that’s Sunday.
0:14:01 – For girl dads.
0:14:01 – Girl dads.
0:14:04 – It’s written by advice from fathers of girls.
0:14:05 – Well, you bought yourself a gift.
0:14:06 – When did my mom send it to me?
0:14:08 (laughing)
0:14:10 – Yeah, I was out in the airport.
0:14:13 And I was like, I should buy this for myself as a father.
0:14:17 – What’s your favorite thing about being a dad so far?
0:14:17 – Oh, he doesn’t like it.
0:14:18 – No.
0:14:19 (laughing)
0:14:20 – Does anybody like it?
0:14:22 – She started to walk really late
0:14:24 and she’ll run up and just hug your leg like crazy.
0:14:26 – Oh my God, that’s the best.
0:14:27 – That’s pretty cool.
0:14:28 – That’s awesome.
0:14:30 The twos of good age, like three is the sweet spot,
0:14:32 like where they really come alive.
0:14:34 – And then you just wait till high school.
0:14:35 – And then wait till high school.
0:14:36 – Probably college, probably college.
0:14:38 – All right, dude, we got a lot.
0:14:41 We caught up earlier, so we had that little preamble.
0:14:43 But we’ve got some stories to talk about today.
0:14:44 – I love stories.
0:14:46 – We found some great ones.
0:14:47 WWDC was today.
0:14:51 So if people, they can kind of like know when this was.
0:14:54 A lot of new things were introduced.
0:14:57 iOS 18 finally supports RCS.
0:15:01 – So this is crazy to me because how are you gonna know
0:15:04 who your shitty friends are if everybody has blue bubbles?
0:15:05 – I don’t think it’s gonna be blue bubbles.
0:15:06 I think they’re gonna keep them green.
0:15:07 – Oh, that’s nice.
0:15:08 – They will, of course they will.
0:15:11 – Sweet, sweet, I’m actually sending you a text message.
0:15:14 – I mean, they’re doing this to like,
0:15:16 they want you to know that you’re not an iPhone user.
0:15:20 I told, as they should, it’s their service.
0:15:23 – Yeah, but I just like, I feel like
0:15:25 Apple was lying to us for so long because remember those–
0:15:26 – Wait, what about what?
0:15:27 – So you know those ads that came out,
0:15:29 they were like, we’re the safest phone,
0:15:30 like little like lock and all that stuff.
0:15:31 – Okay, yeah, yeah.
0:15:34 – But all, like half of your friends, not half,
0:15:36 maybe like 10% of your friends you text with.
0:15:38 – Come on, let’s be clear.
0:15:39 – That aren’t Android?
0:15:40 – Yeah, the one friend.
0:15:42 – It was all unencrypted.
0:15:43 – Yeah, but it was to that one friend that–
0:15:45 – Because they were doing that on purpose,
0:15:48 they didn’t implement RCS
0:15:50 because they just wanted to be assholes.
0:15:51 They’re–
0:15:54 – But also like most people’s drug dealers were on Android,
0:15:56 so it’s like of all those should have been encrypted,
0:15:57 you know what I mean?
0:15:58 – Yeah, that’s a good point.
0:16:00 – By the way, how crazy is it?
0:16:05 How crazy is it that it’s basically,
0:16:07 I mean, I know federally, I think it just became,
0:16:08 just happened.
0:16:09 – Weed?
0:16:10 – That like weed is legal.
0:16:12 Do you like, do you like, think about that.
0:16:15 – We couldn’t even talk about it in my early denations.
0:16:16 I mean, not at all.
0:16:18 I never really was a weed guy.
0:16:20 – Did I ever get you to do an edible?
0:16:20 I think I did one time.
0:16:22 – Yes, in Vegas, you gave me a lollipop
0:16:24 and it was interesting.
0:16:25 – We watched Cirque du Soleil.
0:16:26 – Yeah, yeah.
0:16:27 – Did you like that?
0:16:30 – Oh, and then remember, we were at my house
0:16:34 and I had an edible and then, do you remember we went,
0:16:37 we like walked to the liquor store because we needed snacks?
0:16:38 – Yeah.
0:16:40 – And I kept talking about how I had,
0:16:42 like snack pockets or something.
0:16:45 – I put candy in both of my pockets.
0:16:46 And I was like, it’s like snack pocket.
0:16:48 – It was hard to talk to you into doing that shit.
0:16:50 – I don’t like my company even now, even now.
0:16:51 – I don’t like it now.
0:16:52 – Oh really?
0:16:53 – Dude, I’m dead serious.
0:16:55 Like I do not like weed.
0:16:57 – They would have tried to sponsor the show now.
0:16:59 – I was not that hardcore of a weed user.
0:17:00 – No.
0:17:01 – No.
0:17:02 – No.
0:17:02 – Was I a big weed user?
0:17:03 Thank you, I was not.
0:17:05 – Maybe it was just always special occasions
0:17:06 like when Alex was telling me.
0:17:08 – I just wanted to go have fun with you.
0:17:09 I wanted you to try the good pizza
0:17:11 and pizza tastes better when you have
0:17:12 a little bit of like stuff.
0:17:15 – It’s funny, I never, I never got that.
0:17:18 I mean, look, I’m an alcoholic, let’s be fair.
0:17:20 We did talk about, I took some time off.
0:17:23 So I’m not knocking anybody’s, you know,
0:17:26 anything that anybody wants to do.
0:17:28 But I just never got into the weed thing.
0:17:29 It just wasn’t my thing.
0:17:30 – I know it wasn’t.
0:17:31 And that’s fair.
0:17:33 – And I even smoked up a couple of times with you guys.
0:17:34 – Did you?
0:17:36 – Yeah, it was like once.
0:17:38 Nah, I don’t fuck, I don’t know when it was.
0:17:39 – Glenn had some weird shit.
0:17:40 – I mean, that’s, that’s, yeah.
0:17:43 – But I will say that weed for me,
0:17:45 I just don’t like it, man.
0:17:48 It just, it kind of like, I can’t sleep well.
0:17:49 I just like, I do.
0:17:51 – Which is weird because most people
0:17:52 will take Inedible to sleep better.
0:17:53 – I know, I know.
0:17:55 And it just doesn’t, as I’ve gotten older,
0:17:56 it’s just not my thing.
0:17:59 Although I will say, like, there’s that kind of like,
0:18:01 twice a year moment when you’re gonna go see
0:18:05 like an epic movie where I’m like, fucking, let’s go.
0:18:05 – Oh yeah.
0:18:07 – And then, ’cause the movie sometimes,
0:18:10 it can be really intense if you get on that shit.
0:18:11 But anyway.
0:18:12 (laughing)
0:18:14 – Anyway, back to the WWDC.
0:18:15 – It’s legal now.
0:18:16 Yeah, so RCS.
0:18:20 So Android is finally secure.
0:18:22 What was crazy about watching this,
0:18:23 I watched the keynote,
0:18:25 is they’ve copied every Android feature.
0:18:28 You can now put icons wherever you want it.
0:18:30 – Hey, but isn’t that what Apple always does?
0:18:31 – Yeah.
0:18:32 – Isn’t that what Apple always does,
0:18:34 that they like wait until somebody’s like,
0:18:36 iterated it enough that they’re like, I’ll do that.
0:18:40 – But I might switch to Android now.
0:18:41 – If I could eye roll more.
0:18:43 – Oh look at Toaster.
0:18:43 Come here bud.
0:18:44 – Come on Toasters.
0:18:47 – So Toasters, this is Toaster 13.
0:18:49 Everyone members, good old Toast, come here bud.
0:18:50 Oh thank you buddy.
0:18:52 – Oh Toast, you are my favorite Instagram filter.
0:18:54 – So he, yeah, he was actually named
0:18:54 as our Instagram filter.
0:18:56 He can’t hear anymore.
0:18:58 So if you call his name, you can’t actually–
0:18:59 – So the whole thing where you were like,
0:19:02 Toast come here, he’s just like, whatever.
0:19:03 But–
0:19:04 – How was the accidents in the house?
0:19:06 ‘Cause that was a thing when Monty was–
0:19:07 – He hasn’t had any accidents.
0:19:09 He barked still at the door, which is great.
0:19:09 – That’s great.
0:19:10 He’s really good.
0:19:11 Oh watch, he’ll try and jump.
0:19:12 Can you make it?
0:19:13 Come on bud.
0:19:14 – Yes!
0:19:15 – That’s a tough one for him actually.
0:19:16 – Hi buddy.
0:19:18 – All right, he’s such a good dude.
0:19:20 Dude remember when he was eating our wires
0:19:21 when we first started recording podcasts?
0:19:22 – He’s about to do that right now.
0:19:24 – Yeah, he used to eat our podcast wires,
0:19:26 our mic wires.
0:19:28 He’s still doing pretty good for 13.
0:19:29 – He’s doing great dude.
0:19:31 – So I put him on a longevity compound.
0:19:32 – Now?
0:19:33 – No, no, like a few years ago.
0:19:34 A couple years ago.
0:19:35 – Oh good, okay good.
0:19:39 – Rapamycin, which I actually funded a dog study
0:19:42 in the University of Washington for longevity in dogs.
0:19:46 We donated a bunch of money to help figure it out.
0:19:50 But it can expand dogs’ lives by about 15%, 15, 20%.
0:19:50 – What is that?
0:19:52 What do we think that is?
0:19:54 15 to 17?
0:19:55 Yeah buddy.
0:19:56 – See, look at that.
0:19:57 13, that’s amazing.
0:19:59 That’s what I’m talking about.
0:20:00 Look at him, he’s having a good old time.
0:20:01 – Dude.
0:20:02 – So acts like a pop.
0:20:04 – Don’t eat those.
0:20:05 Fuckin’ don’t eat those.
0:20:06 – He’s such a good dude.
0:20:07 – Thank you.
0:20:08 Here, you can have this.
0:20:09 – I love toast.
0:20:12 Anyway, so I might move to Android.
0:20:15 – Bro, how many times have you fucking switched to Android?
0:20:16 Switch back.
0:20:17 Switch to fucking things.
0:20:18 – At least 10.
0:20:19 – At least 10.
0:20:21 – Well you’re on Apple now, so it’s like.
0:20:23 – I’ve always had an iPhone ever since it came out.
0:20:24 – No, I meant your laptop, but.
0:20:26 – But this isn’t PC.
0:20:27 – Yeah, yeah.
0:20:28 – It’s a PC, it’s a personal computer.
0:20:29 – It is a personal computer.
0:20:31 So I mean that, it’s true, you’re always on an iPhone.
0:20:32 I just feel.
0:20:34 – I mean I flip flopped periodically.
0:20:35 Like at one point I had like a Samsung thing.
0:20:36 – You can change.
0:20:37 – It just doesn’t feel right.
0:20:41 – You can change the color of the icons now on iOS.
0:20:43 – Bro, who gives a shit?
0:20:44 – Yeah.
0:20:46 – Who gives a shit?
0:20:50 You can change the colors of the, of the icon?
0:20:51 – So they added a couple of new features.
0:20:52 React to these.
0:20:53 – Better than this.
0:20:54 – Did you watch the WDDC?
0:20:55 – No, I always had a lunch.
0:20:55 – Okay, I’m gonna ask you.
0:20:56 – I was like what?
0:20:58 – You react and you tell me.
0:20:58 – Okay, real time.
0:20:59 – They know the time.
0:21:02 – Hidden apps, so you can hide apps from people.
0:21:07 – I have nothing on my phone in the app form
0:21:08 that I would want to hide.
0:21:09 So porn?
0:21:12 – I mean, I think they’re thinking like, it’s porn.
0:21:13 – What else would there be?
0:21:15 – But there’s not porn apps.
0:21:16 – Yeah, Steve Jobs hated porn.
0:21:17 He made sure there was no porn apps.
0:21:19 Oh, he’s been gone, so.
0:21:22 – Yeah, I just don’t know what would people hide.
0:21:24 – I mean, maybe for like an office.
0:21:25 – Tender?
0:21:27 – Oh, interesting.
0:21:29 – The new Prager is fucking on it.
0:21:31 – So wait a minute, so.
0:21:32 – Grinder.
0:21:35 – But that, ’cause if you were in a grinder.
0:21:35 – Here’s the thing.
0:21:38 Nothing good can come of this, right?
0:21:39 – If you’re in the grinder.
0:21:41 – Well, I mean, some good.
0:21:43 – Get some good pound eggs.
0:21:45 – Some good pound eggs can happen for you.
0:21:46 But also, that’s gonna happen.
0:21:51 First off, yeah, I just don’t know what app you would have
0:21:54 that you were like, oh, I can hide this on my phone.
0:21:55 – It’s probably Grinder.
0:21:57 – Yeah, but also from who, from your wife?
0:22:02 Like, it just feels like, was there a big outcry for this?
0:22:04 The Grinder community was like, can I just not have this
0:22:07 next to my Wells Fargo app?
0:22:08 – I mean–
0:22:09 – ‘Cause I just feel like I just see it.
0:22:10 I hear you, buddy.
0:22:11 – He has some long problems.
0:22:12 He’s trying to confidence himself.
0:22:13 – We all do, we all do.
0:22:15 – So, yeah, I mean, listen.
0:22:16 I have nothing to hide.
0:22:19 – My reaction, that’s interesting.
0:22:20 – Hold on, hold on.
0:22:20 – What would I hide?
0:22:21 – Next feature.
0:22:24 – Okay, ooh, I just thought of something.
0:22:26 Fucking hide your bank shit
0:22:28 from if you ever get your phone stolen.
0:22:31 – How are they gonna know your password?
0:22:33 – Bro, there’s so many steps.
0:22:36 But I’m just saying, if somebody cracked my phone,
0:22:39 my password is like, fucking, it’s not one-on-one.
0:22:41 That’s what I’m saying, you put it in your face.
0:22:42 ‘Cause now they can just do that.
0:22:43 – Yeah, but what are they gonna,
0:22:45 what are you gonna wire someone money?
0:22:46 – No, no, no.
0:22:47 But if they get into your bank app–
0:22:48 – Oh, Bitcoin, Coinbase.
0:22:49 – Fucking Coinbase.
0:22:49 – Hi, Coinbase.
0:22:50 – MetaMask.
0:22:52 – Yeah, my fucking MetaMask.
0:22:53 That’s what I’m saying.
0:22:54 – Okay.
0:22:54 – I have an Exodus wallet.
0:22:55 – Okay.
0:22:56 – Hide that shit.
0:22:57 – I don’t think you just omitted all the walls
0:22:58 that you own now.
0:23:03 – My security passwords are King, Kong, Balls.
0:23:03 I mean, that’s you,
0:23:04 there’s always been your secret face.
0:23:05 – I need to go ahead, give me more Hemingway.
0:23:07 – Okay, next one is like, okay,
0:23:09 imagine you don’t have any cell service.
0:23:10 You’re off on a hike.
0:23:12 You’re in the woods.
0:23:13 – Okay, I try to avoid that.
0:23:15 – And you have no cell service.
0:23:16 – Okay.
0:23:18 – Now it can connect to satellite.
0:23:18 – That was last year.
0:23:20 – No, no, no, no.
0:23:21 Last year you could connect to satellite.
0:23:22 – For the SOS. – If you wanted SOS.
0:23:23 – Yes, yes.
0:23:26 – Now you can text people, not over SOS,
0:23:29 but it’ll just let you text people over satellite.
0:23:30 – How much is it gonna cost me?
0:23:31 – Free.
0:23:33 – I mean, that’s actually nice.
0:23:34 – It’s kinda nice.
0:23:35 – Think about all the international flights
0:23:37 where they’re like, now we can’t do anything.
0:23:38 – Right.
0:23:39 – And now all of a sudden you’re like, I can.
0:23:42 – Why don’t the satellite can go through the actual plane?
0:23:44 – It’s a fucking satellite.
0:23:46 It goes, like XM radio is in my fucking car.
0:23:47 I guess there’s an antenna.
0:23:49 – You need a line of sight.
0:23:50 – Yeah, you need a line of sight.
0:23:52 – But line of sight, or?
0:23:54 – Yeah, like the satellite won’t work.
0:23:56 – Yeah.
0:23:56 – Yeah, I guess that’s true.
0:23:58 – Yeah, that’s the point, the satellite doesn’t work.
0:23:59 – But then you just go to the show.
0:24:01 Well, who the fuck cares about satellite texting?
0:24:03 – I was out today hiking.
0:24:04 – Were you?
0:24:06 – I was, I actually went on to my hike.
0:24:08 And I was in the middle of a dead zone.
0:24:10 And had I been bitten by a rattlesnake
0:24:13 and I shit you not, I saw a rattlesnake today.
0:24:15 – Dude, my mom called me and said,
0:24:16 watch out for rattlesnakes.
0:24:18 They’re like crazy big because of the rains.
0:24:19 – They’re big and they’re out.
0:24:20 – Because of the rains.
0:24:20 – Yes.
0:24:21 – They’ll fuck you up.
0:24:22 – Dude, we saw one today.
0:24:23 I was out with my sister going for a hike
0:24:25 and we saw a rattlesnake.
0:24:30 And had I been bitten, I could now use a grinder.
0:24:35 – But technically isn’t that what the SOS was for?
0:24:37 You could have just done the SOS.
0:24:39 – No, I’ve got a grinder.
0:24:42 – I need somebody to come and suck my snake poison.
0:24:45 Is there anybody locally that is willing to come
0:24:47 and suck out poison from my leg?
0:24:50 – I mean, I would have had somebody there in 10 minutes.
0:24:53 – I mean, that’s, if anybody knows why grinder exists,
0:24:55 it’s because of poisonous snakes.
0:24:57 – Okay, moving on to the features.
0:24:58 – Okay.
0:24:59 – Apple Watch now has vitals.
0:25:01 So it gives you health metrics,
0:25:03 like how well your HRV is doing
0:25:06 or you’re resting a heart rate when you slept last night.
0:25:07 You had to wear a watch overnight.
0:25:08 – I don’t wear my watch.
0:25:08 I can’t wear my watch overnight.
0:25:10 – Do you have to not have any watch or anything?
0:25:11 – I do, my Apple Watch.
0:25:12 – Why do you put on that on wrist?
0:25:13 – ‘Cause I’m left-handed.
0:25:14 – So am I.
0:25:16 – Yeah, but you’re doing it wrong then.
0:25:17 – Yeah.
0:25:18 (laughing)
0:25:19 – I don’t know if you know,
0:25:22 didn’t you get the book, the handbook for left-handeds?
0:25:23 It’s put it on the other wrist.
0:25:24 – I know, I know that.
0:25:25 – And then you make it upside down
0:25:26 and none of the shit works.
0:25:29 I know it still works, so I mean, that’s kind of cool.
0:25:31 They’re adding some more kind of biometrics.
0:25:34 – Oh, so you said vitals globally.
0:25:35 What vitals can it get?
0:25:38 Like does it get any blood stuff or is it just?
0:25:40 – No, no, no, it’s more like it’s basically–
0:25:41 – ‘Cause right now it does heart rate.
0:25:42 – So the aura.
0:25:43 – Oxygenation.
0:25:43 – Yeah, so–
0:25:45 – A lot of oxygen, but it did that before, right?
0:25:47 – No, no, no, but what it’s doing is like overnight,
0:25:50 it’s saying, so when you have an aura ring
0:25:53 and you wake up and like, we’ve noticed this a couple times
0:25:54 when we’ve had COVID and shit
0:25:56 where you’ll see the spike in your bio-temperature
0:25:58 before you actually feel the symptoms,
0:26:00 which is actually kind of awesome
0:26:02 because then you can start loading yourself a zinc
0:26:03 and shit like that. – Yeah, I get that.
0:26:06 – And so it’s looking at all your vitals
0:26:09 and it will tell you, it’ll give you the same dashboard.
0:26:10 – Got it.
0:26:12 – So it’s like, and they created a strain dashboard
0:26:13 which is kind of like what whoop does.
0:26:16 So how much strain you’ve had is whoop.
0:26:17 You’ve never seen whoop before?
0:26:20 – Bro, this is why I’m sad that we don’t do
0:26:22 Dignation more often because you would say these things
0:26:23 that I’d be like, what the fuck is that?
0:26:25 And then I’d be like, oh yeah, I got one.
0:26:26 It’s actually really good.
0:26:27 – If you try whoop?
0:26:27 – No, of course not.
0:26:28 I’ve never heard of it.
0:26:30 – You’ve never seen one of these in your life?
0:26:34 – No, that looks like a belt that you’ve put on your wrist.
0:26:36 That looks like a military belt that you bought on Amazon
0:26:40 and put on your wrist. – Have you never seen a whoop?
0:26:41 – How about I see a whoop?
0:26:44 That sentence sounds like gibberish to me.
0:26:45 – Okay, hold on.
0:26:47 How many people in this room know what a whoop are?
0:26:48 Raise your hand.
0:26:49 – What a whoop is. – Anybody but you.
0:26:50 – What a whoop is.
0:26:51 – Okay, what a whoop is.
0:26:52 Toaster even fucking–
0:26:53 – So it’s just got a whoop.
0:26:55 He was like a bandit tester for whoop.
0:26:56 – Exactly.
0:26:57 – Okay, well what’s a whoop for all the people
0:26:58 that are normal?
0:27:00 – It’s like a headless, there’s no screen.
0:27:03 – It’s a headless activity monitor.
0:27:04 – So it’s a Fitbit.
0:27:07 – Yeah, but it gives you more data.
0:27:08 – Like a Fitbit.
0:27:11 – But it’s more hardcore actionable data.
0:27:11 – Like an order ring.
0:27:12 – Yes.
0:27:13 – But on your wrist.
0:27:14 – Yes.
0:27:15 – So a Fitbit.
0:27:16 But it doesn’t have a screen.
0:27:17 – Fitbit’s dead.
0:27:20 – I mean, it sounds like it’s just whoop.
0:27:21 – It’s pretty awesome actually.
0:27:23 – So what does it give you?
0:27:23 What does it give you?
0:27:24 – It gives you–
0:27:26 – Like what are the things that you wake up
0:27:27 and you’re like, I’m so glad I have this belt on my wrist?
0:27:28 – Okay, let me show you.
0:27:30 You fucking time to see it.
0:27:32 Let me see here.
0:27:33 Whoop, I haven’t launched it in a couple days.
0:27:34 It asks you questions like–
0:27:35 – Oh, I’ll get you.
0:27:36 – Also update the firmware.
0:27:38 – Oh yeah, so it’s like you’re not really using it.
0:27:39 I get you.
0:27:40 – I’m using it, but if you have a drink,
0:27:42 so I don’t like to look at it ’cause it’s like–
0:27:43 – It’s like you’re drunk.
0:27:44 – It shames you.
0:27:45 – Why are you stumbling?
0:27:46 – Okay, so check it out.
0:27:50 So it shows my activity there, my rocking activity from today.
0:27:51 – Rocking activity.
0:27:52 – And then I went to do some rocking.
0:27:54 And it shows my heart rate throughout the entire time
0:27:54 that I was rocking.
0:27:55 – Okay.
0:27:57 – It shows me what zone of cardio I was in.
0:27:58 – Cool.
0:28:01 – And then there’s my sleep, seven hours and 41 minutes.
0:28:01 – That’s nice.
0:28:03 – You can see how much deep sleep I didn’t get enough.
0:28:06 How much RAM, waking events per hour, efficiency.
0:28:08 – Oh wait, let me see waking events per hour.
0:28:09 – 1.6.
0:28:10 – Ah.
0:28:11 – How’s your prostate?
0:28:12 – It’s pretty low.
0:28:13 The prostate’s fine.
0:28:14 You have prostate problems?
0:28:14 – No, I was just wondering.
0:28:16 1.6 events per hour.
0:28:18 – Oh, I get enough to go to the bathroom.
0:28:19 – Oh, well that doesn’t track that?
0:28:22 – No, that just means I kind of like woke up a little bit.
0:28:22 – You just woke up.
0:28:24 – Do you have prostate problems yet?
0:28:25 – No, but I always pee.
0:28:26 – You always pee a lot.
0:28:27 – I always pee a lot.
0:28:28 I loved it.
0:28:30 I was actually thinking about this.
0:28:32 I loved it because the feeling of peeing
0:28:34 when you have to pee is very fucking satisfying.
0:28:35 – Give me your glass, by the way.
0:28:36 – Oh yeah.
0:28:39 So here, I’m going to say, yes, I was going to say,
0:28:41 so this is the thing I was going to say,
0:28:42 because I was like, “Oh, we’ll talk about like
0:28:44 good stories, good nation stories.”
0:28:48 And I remember, I can’t remember what my choice was.
0:28:51 – You would see a smudge on the mirror,
0:28:53 and wonder, “What the hell did that come from?”
0:28:53 – The smudge on the mirror.
0:28:55 – You’d be a smudge on the mirror above the toilet,
0:28:57 and you’d realize that you’d get up at the middle of the night,
0:28:59 and you’d put your arm on the freaking mirror,
0:29:01 and pee, then you’d wake up the next morning,
0:29:02 “Why is that big smudge there?”
0:29:03 – Are you talking about yourself?
0:29:05 – No, Alex was talking about himself.
0:29:06 – Oh no, I was my handprints.
0:29:07 – Okay, your handprints.
0:29:08 – So whenever I would–
0:29:09 – Your hand’s up on the mirror?
0:29:11 How do you direct the stream?
0:29:12 – Skill.
0:29:13 – Ooh.
0:29:14 – Yeah.
0:29:15 – You can like–
0:29:15 – Hip motion.
0:29:16 I do Zumba.
0:29:18 – That’s amazing.
0:29:18 You’ve been doing like long–
0:29:20 – No, it’s funny, Heather, Heather,
0:29:21 Heather been funny with me the other day.
0:29:23 She’s like, “Yeah, and then fucking I come in,
0:29:25 “and it’s like watching a prisoner trying to fucking pee.”
0:29:26 But I also sleep, long story.
0:29:27 We’re not–
0:29:28 – You sleep nude?
0:29:29 – Oh, I love it, it’s best.
0:29:31 – Dude, I’ve known you for like a fucking 20 years,
0:29:33 and you sleep nude?
0:29:35 – Why would you know that about me?
0:29:35 It’s not like I’m gonna be like,
0:29:37 “Hey, I’m Alex, I sleep nude.”
0:29:40 – Well, I think I would have known that by now.
0:29:42 – Yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah.
0:29:44 – Every single time, since I’ve known you,
0:29:45 you sleep nude. – First off,
0:29:47 every single time, yes.
0:29:50 Unless there’s like moments where I’m like on a couch,
0:29:52 somebody’s house, like I wanna sleep in, that means.
0:29:53 – I get that, I get that.
0:29:54 – But this is not as good as–
0:29:56 – But fully nude?
0:29:57 – Yeah, that’s nude.
0:29:59 – Wait, you do that too, Mal?
0:30:00 – Fuck yeah, thank you, sir.
0:30:02 – You too? – Thank you.
0:30:04 – Look at this, look, I see some fucking stuff.
0:30:04 – Me too?
0:30:07 – By the way, soda’s toast.
0:30:09 You’re the fucking weirdo, Kevin.
0:30:12 – Wait, hold on a second, I’m being very serious.
0:30:13 – So here’s the thing, I will tell you–
0:30:14 – All of you guys sleep nude.
0:30:15 – Yeah.
0:30:16 – Okay, let me ask you a question.
0:30:18 You get up, you go take a piss.
0:30:19 – Why would you put pants on?
0:30:21 – No, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
0:30:22 – Hold on, go ahead.
0:30:24 – Everybody knows you got a little bit of dribble,
0:30:28 you gotta like it, you don’t have any couple
0:30:29 of little drops after you piss.
0:30:30 – No, because there’s nothing,
0:30:32 there’s no blockage, you’re just kinda chilling.
0:30:34 – You also use toilet paper.
0:30:36 – So what do you use toilet paper for?
0:30:38 – What do you mean what do you use toilet paper for?
0:30:41 – I’m just saying, like, do you piss in your bed at all?
0:30:42 – No.
0:30:43 – What?
0:30:44 – You know, like–
0:30:45 – First off, Kevin.
0:30:46 – There’s a little dribble.
0:30:47 – All right, Kevin, Kevin.
0:30:47 – Everybody knows that.
0:30:49 – Nobody peed, there’s a little shit.
0:30:50 – Is you wearing–
0:30:52 – Anti-drip technique.
0:30:53 – What?
0:30:54 What’s the drip technique?
0:30:56 Oh yeah, the tang stroke, yeah, I know that.
0:30:59 – But by the way, it’s not like we’re naked,
0:31:01 so we must just urinate in our bags.
0:31:02 – I don’t mean that.
0:31:04 – Just because you have pajamas doesn’t mean
0:31:05 that’s why your brain is like, well, shouldn’t be.
0:31:08 – If you don’t shake enough and you go back
0:31:11 to bed, you’re gonna get a little dribble in the bed.
0:31:13 – I think over the years that I’ve been
0:31:16 sleeping naked, it’s just, it’s instinctual.
0:31:17 I don’t even think about it.
0:31:18 – I just go in.
0:31:20 – I just go in, I get back.
0:31:21 – Can I ask if Heather sleeps naked?
0:31:22 – She doesn’t.
0:31:24 But she doesn’t sleep naked.
0:31:25 I don’t think it’s a comfort thing for her.
0:31:28 It’s like she wants to be fucking ready.
0:31:28 Like she–
0:31:29 – Combat.
0:31:30 – Something happens, she’s like,
0:31:31 I wanna fucking be ready.
0:31:32 For me, I was like–
0:31:33 – You just wanna be naked ready.
0:31:35 – If I gotta be, if something’s going down,
0:31:37 I don’t give a shit that I’m naked.
0:31:38 – Yeah.
0:31:40 – I’m gonna wrestle that person to the ground.
0:31:42 And by the way, it’ll be better
0:31:43 because they’ll be uncomfortable.
0:31:44 – Right.
0:31:45 Totally.
0:31:47 – Think about you breaking into a house
0:31:50 and some naked guy jumps out of bed and grabs you.
0:31:52 You’re not going to act the way that you were gonna act.
0:31:53 – That’s right.
0:31:54 – You’re gonna stop.
0:31:55 – You’re gonna probably leave.
0:31:56 – You probably leave.
0:31:57 I jump out of bed full naked.
0:32:00 That guy’s like, I’m sorry, my bad, wrong house.
0:32:02 I thought you were, I thought you’d be clothed.
0:32:04 – Well, listen.
0:32:05 – This is advantages, Kevin.
0:32:06 – I’m gonna try this, I’m gonna try this.
0:32:07 I’ve never tried–
0:32:08 – So here’s the thing.
0:32:08 – I’m naked.
0:32:11 – I always used to sleep for many years.
0:32:12 – I just do boxers.
0:32:12 – In boxers.
0:32:13 – Yeah.
0:32:14 – Many years.
0:32:15 – Yeah.
0:32:16 – And then I started dating this chick.
0:32:17 – Oh shit, this is pre-heathered.
0:32:18 – In LA.
0:32:19 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:32:20 This is early.
0:32:21 – What does she look like?
0:32:24 – What does she look like?
0:32:25 – Just give me a little background here.
0:32:26 Like, we’re married now.
0:32:29 Like, why don’t you look like?
0:32:30 – I’m gonna say this.
0:32:33 And it’s gonna seem like I’m being an asshole
0:32:35 or weird.
0:32:36 She’s Asian.
0:32:37 – What’s wrong?
0:32:38 – She’s Asian.
0:32:40 Because I was like, you’re like,
0:32:40 what does she look like?
0:32:41 She’s Asian.
0:32:42 That feels weird.
0:32:43 Like, there’s lots of things that just say.
0:32:46 Dark hair, petite, whatever.
0:32:48 But she’s the only Asian I’ve ever dated.
0:32:50 Not that that’s a problem.
0:32:51 I feel uncomfortable.
0:32:53 This is why we’re not doing the show right now.
0:32:55 We could never get away with doing the show
0:32:57 because I just, I’m being honest
0:32:58 and I feel like it’s bad.
0:33:01 – No, nothing is, everything’s fine.
0:33:02 – Okay, okay.
0:33:03 – ‘Cause she’s Asian.
0:33:04 – Anyways, she’s Asian.
0:33:04 But that has nothing to do with the story.
0:33:05 – Little of what she was.
0:33:07 – She slept naked and was always like,
0:33:08 why aren’t you sleeping naked?
0:33:10 And I was like, I just like the underwear.
0:33:11 And then I was like, well, I’ll try it.
0:33:14 And then I tried it and it was weird for a couple nights.
0:33:16 And then I was like, this is fucking great.
0:33:17 Now I can’t, I can’t.
0:33:19 But I get claustrophobic.
0:33:22 And so being in pants, I feel like it’s like,
0:33:23 I gotta fucking move my shit.
0:33:25 – There’s been a couple of times where
0:33:26 this is a true story.
0:33:28 We’ve been in elevators together.
0:33:28 – Oh yeah.
0:33:30 – And I’ve kind of like fucked with you a little bit.
0:33:31 I feel bad.
0:33:31 I’m sorry.
0:33:33 – Oh dude, that was all very mild.
0:33:36 – But like, I’ll absolutely get a little claustrophobic
0:33:37 in the elevators.
0:33:39 I’m like, who’s gonna stop?
0:33:41 Dude, Japan, remember the parking garage in Japan?
0:33:42 – Yeah.
0:33:44 – Not fucking up, ’cause it was so slow.
0:33:46 And Kevin was like, oh, maybe it’ll stop.
0:33:47 And I was like, I can’t, that’s not a thing.
0:33:49 I can’t fucking, also the tube in Japan,
0:33:50 like the subway.
0:33:51 – Yeah.
0:33:52 – I can’t do this shit.
0:33:53 – It was tough.
0:33:53 – All right.
0:33:55 – Anyway, I don’t know why we were talking about that.
0:33:56 – Let’s do it.
0:33:58 – Here we go, what’s up?
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0:36:31 – And Vidya hits $3 billion market cap.
0:36:32 – Yeah. – Trillion.
0:36:33 – 3 trillion.
0:36:33 Good point.
0:36:34 Fuckin’ Prager.
0:36:35 – It’s not a bee that’s–
0:36:38 – There’s a reason why we needed Prager in these episodes.
0:36:40 – Oh my God. – 3 trillion market cap.
0:36:41 – Dude.
0:36:42 – Fuckin’ in Vidya.
0:36:43 – We haven’t talked about AI
0:36:45 because we haven’t done a podcast.
0:36:46 – This is true.
0:36:46 – What’s your thoughts?
0:36:48 – By the way, we haven’t done a podcast
0:36:51 since AI wasn’t even a fucking thing.
0:36:52 – Yeah.
0:36:53 – And by the way, we probably did a podcast
0:36:57 way earlier than AI now is a fucking thing.
0:36:58 It’s crazy. – That’s correct.
0:36:59 – Why is that weird?
0:37:01 – ‘Cause it just came out of fucking nowhere.
0:37:01 It was like all of a sudden.
0:37:02 – Yeah.
0:37:03 – Like we were like–
0:37:05 – Well, Siri was out, I think.
0:37:06 – Siri’s not AI.
0:37:07 By the way, this is one of the things
0:37:09 I was gonna go back to the WWDC.
0:37:13 Siri–
0:37:14 – Sucks.
0:37:15 – Sucks.
0:37:17 But Siri sucks because it’s not AI.
0:37:18 – Right.
0:37:19 – Right?
0:37:20 Siri sucks because you’re like,
0:37:20 “Hey Siri, do the thing.
0:37:22 “Here’s Blow Jambo from THANK.”
0:37:23 There’s a– – No, no, no, no.
0:37:24 – That’s not even anything I said.
0:37:25 – The worst is when it’s like,
0:37:27 “I’ve searched the web for you and here are some results.”
0:37:28 It’s like, “I could have fucking done that myself.”
0:37:29 – Yeah.
0:37:30 And then it doesn’t say the results.
0:37:31 – Right.
0:37:32 – It just goes, “Check it on the web.
0:37:33 “Check it on your phone.”
0:37:33 – Yeah, like Safari.
0:37:34 – I could have fucking Googled it.
0:37:37 – At WWDC, they said the word AI once.
0:37:38 According to the MGC was article.
0:37:39 And they said–
0:37:40 – Well, ’cause they changed–
0:37:41 – “Apple Intelligence is our AI.”
0:37:42 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:37:43 – Which I thought was clever.
0:37:44 – Yeah.
0:37:45 – Well, they did that with VR, right?
0:37:45 With the–
0:37:47 – But they also partnered with chat GPT.
0:37:48 So it’s like, they fucked up.
0:37:49 They fucked up.
0:37:50 – Or–
0:37:51 – They had the lead.
0:37:52 – They had the lead.
0:37:54 – They’re not gonna be a fucking AI company.
0:37:55 – No, they are gonna be.
0:37:56 – Let’s partner with an AI company
0:37:58 and basically put AI, ’cause here’s the thing.
0:38:00 This is what I was thinking when I was like,
0:38:05 “Oh my god, chat GPT plus Siri is actually a genius move.”
0:38:06 – Yeah, in the short term.
0:38:07 – Or long term, right?
0:38:09 Because they don’t have to deal with the fucking,
0:38:10 they don’t have to do the stuff.
0:38:11 Let’s–
0:38:12 – They’re gonna do the stuff.
0:38:13 – They might.
0:38:13 – They’ve got the money.
0:38:14 – Of course, but that’s not the point.
0:38:15 – Yeah.
0:38:17 – What I’m saying is,
0:38:20 they had an already installed base of people
0:38:22 that are talking to their phones.
0:38:23 They figured that out.
0:38:25 They got people to talk to their phones.
0:38:28 And people had to do work to be able to have their phone
0:38:31 do something that was beneficial.
0:38:32 Like, do you remember back in the day
0:38:34 when Google Voice came out
0:38:36 and they were like, “The Google Assistant, you tell it,
0:38:38 “I would like a restaurant reservation.”
0:38:42 And that Google Voice would call the restaurant.
0:38:44 That never fucking came to be.
0:38:46 Or it did, but it didn’t work.
0:38:47 But now think about it.
0:38:50 Now, powered by chat GPT, right?
0:38:51 – It could work.
0:38:52 – And some of the shit that they showed
0:38:56 literally a month ago with the new chat GPT 4.0,
0:38:57 where it was like,
0:38:59 that’s just having a casual conversation.
0:39:02 All of a sudden, it’s about,
0:39:06 are you gonna get people to install chat GPT, the app,
0:39:07 the OpenAI app?
0:39:08 – Yeah.
0:39:09 – But are you gonna get people to say,
0:39:11 “Hey, Siri,” blah, blah, blah.
0:39:12 And then Siri goes,
0:39:13 “Yeah, so do you want me to check?
0:39:15 “I could get you a reservation at that restaurant.”
0:39:18 And they go, “Fucking Siri?
0:39:21 “Siri, you’re actually doing some shit.”
0:39:23 – Oh, they needed it. – Sure, Siri.
0:39:24 Go ahead and get me that reservation.
0:39:26 So what I’m saying is,
0:39:29 most people will be using chat GPT now
0:39:31 without fucking realizing they’re using chat GPT.
0:39:32 – 100%.
0:39:33 – And those people would probably be
0:39:36 fucking vehemently against AI.
0:39:37 – Right.
0:39:40 – And that’s because Apple waited and they went,
0:39:43 now Siri is gonna use Apple intelligence,
0:39:45 AKA chat GPT, and so on.
0:39:46 – But Apple intelligence is more than that.
0:39:48 – No, I know, but it’s stuff.
0:39:49 – Yeah, there’s other things.
0:39:50 – But I will say,
0:39:52 because I have all my Siri shit turned off.
0:39:53 – Here’s the thing though.
0:39:55 – Siri, fuck off, Siri.
0:39:56 – Here’s what’s interesting about this,
0:39:59 is like, it’s a playbook they’ve already done
0:40:02 where, do you remember when they moved to Intel?
0:40:03 – Yes.
0:40:05 – You remember, they were on Motorola and then we did Intel?
0:40:06 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:40:09 – And we were like, oh, yeah, Intel, finally, blah, blah.
0:40:11 Secretly, they were developing their own chips.
0:40:12 – Apple Silicon?
0:40:14 – Now Apple Silicon crushes Intel chips.
0:40:17 – Oh, this is old.
0:40:18 – But it’s still ARM based.
0:40:22 – No, no, I know, but I don’t think this is the M1 even.
0:40:23 – Yes. – This is like old old.
0:40:24 – No, no, no, no, no, it’s old old.
0:40:25 – Apple up here, dude.
0:40:26 – No, it’s old old, dude, it’s old old.
0:40:29 – About this Mac, okay.
0:40:30 – Yeah, look at that, that’s Intel.
0:40:31 – Is that Intel?
0:40:32 – Dual core Intel i5.
0:40:34 – Oh, yeah, well, yeah, that’s horrible.
0:40:36 – It’s old, ’cause I don’t really have a laptop.
0:40:37 – Okay. – And that’s why this is–
0:40:39 – Oh, you’re kinda on a PC still.
0:40:40 You know what?
0:40:41 – Thank you, Kevin.
0:40:43 – You’re fucking kinda on a PC still.
0:40:47 – This is an Intel i5 core processor, fucking PC.
0:40:49 – You know what, you’re on a PC.
0:40:51 – Thank you, I feel good about that.
0:40:52 – But anyway, well, my point is that,
0:40:54 like, they’re gonna do the switcheroo here,
0:40:55 where they’re gonna, like, invest the shit
0:40:57 time in the eye and then we’ll switch it out.
0:40:57 – I get you, and you’re right, they’re right,
0:40:58 they’re gonna do that.
0:40:59 – All right. – ‘Cause all they have
0:41:01 to do is so, because they don’t have a label
0:41:02 that says chatGBT, right?
0:41:04 So that’s genius, ’cause again, it’s the same thing
0:41:05 with the Intel. – Well, they’re paying
0:41:07 chatGBT like a shit ton of money.
0:41:08 – Of course, it’s on the Apple.
0:41:10 They have more cash on hand than fucking Dubai.
0:41:11 – They pay them billions, it doesn’t matter.
0:41:13 Let me ask you a question. – That might not be true, but–
0:41:14 – What are the odds that you think
0:41:17 that AI is gonna become sentient and takeover?
0:41:18 Give me a percentage.
0:41:20 – I mean, two.
0:41:22 – Two? – One and a half.
0:41:23 – What? – Yeah, I don’t really think
0:41:25 that’s gonna be a thing.
0:41:27 – Okay, roll the die.
0:41:30 You like D&D, it’s a 100 side die.
0:41:32 – Okay, 100 side die.
0:41:34 – That’s a big one.
0:41:35 – I mean, that’s a very big one, but yes.
0:41:36 – You roll it, I’ve had one of those,
0:41:37 they’re kinda cool, they’re big.
0:41:39 – Yeah, it’s great. – You roll it,
0:41:43 it hits the 1%, chat you, or becomes sentient.
0:41:44 – Mm-hmm.
0:41:46 – What do you do?
0:41:50 It’s a– – I’m gonna have a glorious life.
0:41:51 – Wait, hold on. – Okay.
0:41:53 – There are people that flee to the woods.
0:41:55 – I mean, weirdos, but yes.
0:41:57 – No, because they don’t want AI to rule them.
0:41:59 – Okay, so they make stick technology,
0:42:02 like stick toasters and stick microwaves.
0:42:04 I got you, no, I know how it works, I don’t know how it works.
0:42:06 – They have some anchor batteries and shit, whatever.
0:42:08 – Solar panels, I get it. – Yeah, this goes so fast.
0:42:09 I’m in the tech.
0:42:12 – And then you’ve got, but you have to serve the AI.
0:42:15 Do you serve the AI or do you go to the woods?
0:42:20 – Well, that all depends upon what they mean by serve the AI.
0:42:23 Because I need a gig, so like–
0:42:26 – You probably have to rack GPUs or something for them.
0:42:27 – I mean, I was doing that by myself
0:42:29 and not making any fucking money.
0:42:30 – You were doing that with your–
0:42:31 – Yeah, my Bitcoin mining was just me
0:42:34 racking GPUs for no fucking reason.
0:42:35 – You’ve already been serving AI.
0:42:38 – Dude, I’ve been serving AI since the beginning.
0:42:39 Since the dawn of time.
0:42:41 – So you’d be racking GPUs.
0:42:42 – Fuck yeah, dude, I’d be like, great,
0:42:44 as long as they give me my fucking food and shit.
0:42:45 – ‘Cause they can shoot cancer,
0:42:46 they can do all that shit,
0:42:48 ’cause they’re gonna have all the knowledge.
0:42:49 – So that’s the thing.
0:42:50 – I think I would serve AI.
0:42:51 – What’s the downside?
0:42:53 – The downside would be like,
0:42:55 what if they want you to pray to it and shit?
0:42:56 – Why would they want that?
0:42:57 – What if they do?
0:42:58 – Then you pray to it.
0:42:59 – They probably do.
0:43:02 – ‘Cause by the way, all religion is that.
0:43:03 – Right.
0:43:03 – It’s praying to something that they just said,
0:43:05 “Please pray to us.”
0:43:06 – What would prayer do?
0:43:08 – I don’t think it would be if it becomes sentient.
0:43:10 I’m always been the believer in the whole paperclip thing,
0:43:11 where you just program it wrong,
0:43:13 and it’s like, we’re making paperclips,
0:43:15 you get my way, I was told to make paperclips,
0:43:17 so the only thing in my way is human beings,
0:43:18 trying to get me to stop making paperclips,
0:43:20 and might as well eliminate the human beings.
0:43:21 You’ve heard that.
0:43:22 – I don’t know what that means.
0:43:24 – Is that a clippy reference?
0:43:25 – No, it’s like–
0:43:28 – It’s like AI and paperclips.
0:43:30 – We were asking, would you pray to AI?
0:43:31 – Would you?
0:43:32 – I don’t think AI cares.
0:43:33 – What if it wanted you to pray to it?
0:43:34 – AI is too smart.
0:43:35 – What if it faked cares?
0:43:37 – Like, we would be ants.
0:43:40 – I agree with that, we would kind of be ants.
0:43:41 ‘Cause I don’t–
0:43:42 – But also, we’re not fucking with it.
0:43:43 – And we’re not fucking with it.
0:43:45 – By the way, and it doesn’t have arms,
0:43:47 so it’ll be like, I want power.
0:43:48 – No, but here’s the crazy shit.
0:43:51 – Check the Boston Dynamics Robot and give it to the AI brain.
0:43:53 – No, but here’s what I heard, so this is crazy.
0:43:56 If it becomes sentient, how does it control humans?
0:43:57 It can’t, right?
0:43:58 It doesn’t have arms.
0:44:01 But, what if it goes into our secret accounts
0:44:02 and shit, like, oh, the apple,
0:44:05 and it breaks into our secret accounts ’cause it can,
0:44:08 and it finds out our grinder shit, and it’s like, hold on.
0:44:09 – I mean, this is just another reason
0:44:11 not to have a grinder account.
0:44:13 – But it’s like, grinder’s just an example.
0:44:17 But I know your secrets, go do this task for me, human.
0:44:19 Otherwise, they expose your secrets.
0:44:21 – Oh, so it’s like, you’re actually Madison hacker.
0:44:23 – Yeah, so it hacks your shit.
0:44:24 – Interesting.
0:44:27 In that case, I go, I don’t really have any secrets.
0:44:28 – You probably have some.
0:44:32 – I mean, I mean, honestly, I don’t know.
0:44:34 I mean, porn would be the worst thing that it would find.
0:44:35 – Right.
0:44:38 – And porn is, everybody has porn.
0:44:40 Like porn is Instagram.
0:44:44 My, seriously, my Instagram feed, my search thing,
0:44:45 I don’t know what the fuck happened.
0:44:48 It just knows I’m a guy of a certain age
0:44:50 because every time I go to search something on Instagram,
0:44:54 I’ve never, and to God, this is not my porn.
0:44:55 It’s not my porn.
0:44:57 Why would I go to Instagram for porn?
0:44:59 That makes no sense.
0:45:01 When I open the search thing on Instagram,
0:45:03 it is fucking boobs.
0:45:04 It is all boobs.
0:45:06 – Dude, then you’ve trained it, my friend.
0:45:07 – There’s no way.
0:45:09 Because why would I go to Instagram?
0:45:11 I’m going to all sorts of other places for porn.
0:45:12 Why would I go to Instagram?
0:45:14 – Listen, I get Zen quotes.
0:45:16 I get dancing poodles.
0:45:17 I get woodworking tips.
0:45:20 Like the shit knows me really well.
0:45:23 – I only follow friends on Instagram.
0:45:24 That’s it.
0:45:25 – Big titted friends.
0:45:28 – Literally, I don’t think that’s true.
0:45:30 – You must follow someone with large breasts.
0:45:31 You’ve always been a breast guy.
0:45:32 – I have.
0:45:33 – So he knows that about you.
0:45:35 – I follow friends that have big boobs
0:45:37 because they have big boobs.
0:45:38 I have a list of.
0:45:39 And I don’t think I have a single follower
0:45:40 that I can think of.
0:45:41 – But once you clicked on three,
0:45:42 then it gives you more and you open search.
0:45:43 You’re like, well, look at that one.
0:45:44 And then you go to your friend.
0:45:45 And then he’s like, oh, okay.
0:45:47 He clicks on it several times.
0:45:48 – You can’t tell me that it wasn’t a time
0:45:50 where it showed you some breasts.
0:45:52 No, but it showed you breasts.
0:45:54 You spend a little bit of time on there.
0:45:55 You probably swiped a couple.
0:45:56 They have a couple of little photos.
0:45:59 And you were like, I don’t think so.
0:46:00 I honestly don’t think so.
0:46:02 Because I remember I didn’t know
0:46:04 that that was an explore tab.
0:46:06 Because weirdly, back in the day,
0:46:09 my explore tab had animal cruelty.
0:46:10 – Jesus Christ.
0:46:11 – Oh, I know.
0:46:12 I was like, fuck Instagram.
0:46:15 I was like, for a while I was like, fuck Instagram.
0:46:17 By the way, I’m not like lingering on animal cruelty.
0:46:18 – What are you doing?
0:46:21 – Dude, this is why I was like Instagram sucks.
0:46:22 And it was Ben.
0:46:23 I was like, he was like, well,
0:46:24 if you go to the Instagram Explorer
0:46:25 and I was like, fuck that shit.
0:46:26 I’m not going into that place.
0:46:28 And he was like, wait, what?
0:46:30 And I go, it’s a bunch of fucking like animal cruelty shit.
0:46:32 And he was like, what?
0:46:34 And I was like, I literally never clicked
0:46:35 the search button on Instagram.
0:46:36 Because when I click it,
0:46:39 I see like a dog that’s been malnourished
0:46:40 and they’re going to-
0:46:41 – Jesus.
0:46:42 – And I was like, what the fuck?
0:46:43 And he goes, you can say like,
0:46:44 I don’t want to see anymore of this.
0:46:45 – Yeah.
0:46:46 – And so I was like, oh, okay.
0:46:47 So I started doing that.
0:46:49 But then I was like, I don’t want any of this.
0:46:51 Like, I don’t go to Instagram to discover things.
0:46:53 I go to fucking all the other places to discover things.
0:46:54 – I love Instagram.
0:46:55 – Instagram’s great.
0:46:57 – What’s your favorite social media now?
0:47:00 – I mean, no offense.
0:47:01 – Don’t say Twitter.
0:47:02 – No Reddit.
0:47:03 – Oh, fine.
0:47:04 – That’s where I spend most of my time.
0:47:06 – Honestly, I don’t like the homepage,
0:47:08 but I like the subreddits.
0:47:10 There’s a lot of good content in the subreddits.
0:47:10 – Oh, yeah.
0:47:11 – You learn a lot.
0:47:12 – Dude, Wall Street Bets.
0:47:13 I gotta tell you my Wall Street Bets.
0:47:14 – Let’s talk about that.
0:47:16 Yeah, ’cause I see that on our list of topics
0:47:18 to just chat about.
0:47:22 GameStop and our Wall Street Bets.
0:47:23 Tell me.
0:47:27 – So I don’t have tons of money, enough.
0:47:29 But I don’t like a super crazy like,
0:47:30 oh, fuck it, I’ll just spend it.
0:47:34 But I got down the rabbit hole early
0:47:36 because of Reddit on the Wall Street Bets GameStop thing.
0:47:37 – Yep.
0:47:39 – And I was like, oh, this is crazy.
0:47:40 I see how this all works.
0:47:42 And I had had a Robin Hood account.
0:47:44 And so I was like, oh, this is interesting.
0:47:47 And so I decided, I was like, you know what?
0:47:49 I got like a thousand bucks
0:47:52 just sitting in my Robin Hood doing nothing.
0:47:54 Just for like fun, fuck around stuff.
0:47:57 And I was like, I’m gonna buy some GameStop options.
0:47:59 This is like a thing.
0:48:00 They’ve been talking about it,
0:48:02 but it’s like not, it hadn’t blown up.
0:48:03 It was like a thing.
0:48:04 It’s like, I’m gonna fucking buy some,
0:48:06 I mean, some GameStop options.
0:48:09 So it was like a Saturday
0:48:12 and I tried to buy some options.
0:48:15 GameStop was at $45 a share.
0:48:19 And I could buy options at like $55 or $65 a share.
0:48:21 – By the way, do you know what you’re doing
0:48:21 when you’re in there?
0:48:22 – No.
0:48:23 – I don’t need that, I’m just tapping shit.
0:48:24 – Yeah, 100%.
0:48:25 So I tapped shit and it doesn’t work.
0:48:27 So I go, oh, I get it.
0:48:28 The market’s not open.
0:48:30 I can’t buy share, I can’t buy options
0:48:32 ’cause the market’s not open, this makes sense.
0:48:34 So I was like, I’m gonna set an alarm
0:48:36 ’cause I knew something was bubbling.
0:48:37 I was like, I’m gonna set an alarm.
0:48:38 – ‘Cause you see enough signal.
0:48:39 – Yeah. – Yeah, okay.
0:48:41 – On Monday, wake up when the, you know,
0:48:43 like $555, so the market’s gonna ocean.
0:48:45 – Oh shit, okay, you got up early, naked.
0:48:46 – Well, no, I went to bed.
0:48:47 I mean, yes.
0:48:49 I do a lot of my early morning things, naked.
0:48:51 I know now everything is different.
0:48:54 So I roll (laughs)
0:48:55 everything where I was like,
0:48:56 so I was in bed and you’re like naked.
0:48:58 I was like, just stop, just stop.
0:49:00 Every time you say you do anything in bed,
0:49:02 I’m just gonna picture you fucking sitting there naked.
0:49:03 – Yeah, it’s sleeping.
0:49:06 Look, toaster nose.
0:49:07 Anyway. – Toaster nose.
0:49:10 – So I roll over and I open my thing
0:49:12 and, you know, it hasn’t really opened.
0:49:14 So I was like, I’m gonna buy some options.
0:49:15 – Yeah. – Try to buy some options.
0:49:18 I was gonna get some options at 55, nothing.
0:49:19 I was like, oh shit.
0:49:21 I can’t get– – Tap more buttons.
0:49:22 – Yeah, tap more buttons.
0:49:24 Robinhood account, tap buttons.
0:49:26 Then, this is how I invest.
0:49:28 This is how everybody invests. – Everybody invests.
0:49:29 They’re like options. – I know,
0:49:32 but if enough people do this, then everybody wins.
0:49:32 – Yeah, exactly.
0:49:34 – So, it doesn’t work.
0:49:36 So the market opens and of course,
0:49:38 I’m like fucking tired of shit.
0:49:39 It’s like I’m like tap, tap, tap.
0:49:40 It doesn’t work.
0:49:41 So I’m like, ah, whatever, I’ll figure it out later.
0:49:43 Close it.
0:49:45 Go to bed, wake up.
0:49:48 GameStop is at $245 a share. – Oh my God.
0:49:52 – And I was gonna buy a thousand options.
0:49:56 I was gonna buy basically 10,000 shares at $55.
0:49:57 – Holy shit.
0:49:59 – But I couldn’t because I was like tap, tap, tap.
0:50:00 I come to find out.
0:50:01 – You actually did it.
0:50:04 – No, the opposite of excitement.
0:50:06 You have to go into settings
0:50:10 and then double confirm that you can buy options
0:50:13 because it’s dangerous. – It’s like an advanced feature.
0:50:14 – And I didn’t know that you had to go in
0:50:15 and double it.
0:50:16 – How much did you lose?
0:50:18 – I mean, hundreds of thousands of dollars.
0:50:19 – Jesus.
0:50:20 – That I would have made in the time
0:50:24 that I bought them and went to bed and woke up in eight.
0:50:26 It was like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
0:50:27 – Oh man.
0:50:28 – And I was just like, man, man.
0:50:30 – So have you dabbled since or no?
0:50:31 – Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:50:32 – Do you main money?
0:50:33 – Ah.
0:50:34 – Do you do any– – Main money’s hard.
0:50:37 – Do you do meme coin trading?
0:50:38 – No, not really.
0:50:40 I kind of got out of that way back
0:50:42 when we were talking about the mining
0:50:45 of the sort of quote unquote early meme coins.
0:50:46 Although I did buy Doge back when,
0:50:48 remember when Doge had a moment?
0:50:49 – Yeah.
0:50:52 – I bought some, maybe like $1,500, it was nothing,
0:50:54 but I was like, yeah.
0:50:55 – I feel like Doge is going to be the one
0:50:59 that like is the OG of OG meme coins, you know?
0:51:00 – Did you hear that dog died?
0:51:01 – The dog died?
0:51:02 – The Doge dog?
0:51:03 – The Doge dog died.
0:51:04 Passed away like six months ago, three months ago.
0:51:05 – Damn it.
0:51:07 – Two weeks ago.
0:51:08 – Six months ago, two weeks ago.
0:51:09 – All right.
0:51:10 – Oh.
0:51:13 – Let’s talk about Tyson.
0:51:14 – Yeah.
0:51:16 So by the way, it, first off–
0:51:17 – Are you going?
0:51:19 – I’m not going, it’s postponed.
0:51:20 – I know, guys, we’re in the post one.
0:51:21 – It may not even happen.
0:51:22 – Tyson would have murdered him.
0:51:24 – You think so?
0:51:25 – He’s an actual boxer.
0:51:30 Jake Paul is a fine, amateur boxer.
0:51:33 – Could you take on Jake Paul?
0:51:34 – Nah, probably not.
0:51:38 He’s big and he literally boxes more than I do.
0:51:39 – Yes.
0:51:41 – But it’s one of those things where
0:51:44 Tyson is fucking Tyson.
0:51:45 – Yeah.
0:51:46 – Like that guy is a monster.
0:51:48 – Yeah, but also he had that heart,
0:51:50 he had something going on in the airplane
0:51:51 where he got–
0:51:52 – No, that’s why it’s postponed.
0:51:54 – I don’t think it’s actually gonna happen, to be honest.
0:51:55 I think that–
0:51:56 – It’s November now.
0:51:57 – You need to stop.
0:51:58 – What do you think it is?
0:51:58 I don’t buy that–
0:52:00 – It’s just fucking old, you know what I mean?
0:52:01 Like the guy’s, what?
0:52:02 – How old is Tyson?
0:52:03 – 60–
0:52:04 – 57, I think.
0:52:05 – 57, something like that.
0:52:07 – Boxer years, that’s 75.
0:52:09 That guy’s been punched in the face.
0:52:10 – You wouldn’t fight him.
0:52:12 – I would never.
0:52:14 He could be 105 and I’d be like, “Now.”
0:52:15 – Okay, let me ask you a question.
0:52:16 – Wait, wait, have you seen,
0:52:18 have you seen the fucking thing where he was like,
0:52:20 “Oh yeah, I’m just gonna just do a little punch.”
0:52:22 – It’s sparring and it looks like he’d murder someone.
0:52:23 – He’s fucking murdering people, bro.
0:52:25 – So let me ask you a question.
0:52:26 He’s 57 right now.
0:52:29 This is real talk, real talk, okay?
0:52:30 Let’s focus.
0:52:34 57, it’s funny, I tried to get Tim Ferriss to do this,
0:52:36 he wouldn’t take this bet, but this is a modified version
0:52:36 of this.
0:52:39 – Okay, good, because Tim’s saying, “Out, I’m out.”
0:52:40 He’s much smarter than me.
0:52:42 – So, Tyson’s 70.
0:52:43 – Yes.
0:52:46 – Old Tyson, gray hairs, Tyson’s–
0:52:47 – He already has gray hairs.
0:52:50 – Hold on, Tyson’s 70.
0:52:50 – Yes.
0:52:52 – Five million bucks to go in the ring with him.
0:52:55 – Well, that’s, okay, that’s a different question.
0:52:57 – Would you do it?
0:52:58 – Well, okay.
0:53:01 I would have questions about what I needed to do
0:53:02 in the ring.
0:53:03 – Fight him.
0:53:06 – Well, in that case–
0:53:07 – No, three, three, four.
0:53:09 – In that case, you’re not doing crochet together.
0:53:12 – No, but I’m just saying, like if they ring the bell
0:53:16 and I walk up, skimpy-pap and jump out the ring
0:53:18 and I get my five mil, I’m doing that.
0:53:20 – You’re going, like, the full rounds with Tyson.
0:53:22 – Do I have to let him hit me?
0:53:24 Or can I just run around?
0:53:26 – Okay, let’s say 65-year-old Tyson,
0:53:28 ’cause he could chase you then.
0:53:31 – Well, then no, not even close, dude.
0:53:32 Here’s what I’m gonna say.
0:53:33 – Five million dollars. – My hedge,
0:53:35 my hedge for the, I mean, one punch,
0:53:38 but he could fucking kill me with one punch.
0:53:41 – You know he wouldn’t kill, at 65, he wouldn’t kill you.
0:53:42 – Bro.
0:53:43 – He could break some ribs.
0:53:47 – My head and his 65-year-old arms would murder me.
0:53:49 – I’ve played Mike Tyson punch out too many times.
0:53:51 – That’s not a thing, that’s not equivalent.
0:53:55 – No, I mean, he knocks you down on one hit, like it’s scary.
0:53:56 – Okay, so it is equivalent.
0:53:58 – He frightened us from childhood.
0:53:59 – Yeah, that’s true.
0:54:01 – ‘Cause anytime you get into Mike Tyson’s punch out
0:54:04 with him, he would hit you in one hit and he’d knock you down.
0:54:05 – Yeah.
0:54:06 I know Toast.
0:54:07 – What do you want, Toast?
0:54:10 – He’s like, party, I want a party.
0:54:11 – Yeah, so. – Long story short,
0:54:13 would you get in, flip the script of this.
0:54:14 – Okay.
0:54:15 – 70-year-old Tyson.
0:54:17 – I’ll take him on, how old would I be?
0:54:18 – Four, five years.
0:54:19 – Oh, not now?
0:54:21 Like, you would be older too?
0:54:22 – Yeah, we’d both be older.
0:54:25 – Oh, well then fuck no, dude.
0:54:28 I would have a fucking seizure looking at him
0:54:29 coming towards me.
0:54:32 – Yeah, I don’t think I’d ever want to fight Tyson,
0:54:35 even if I was like 70 and he was like 98 or whatever,
0:54:37 the fuck he would be. – Yes.
0:54:38 – Does he be like, I guess I’ll just.
0:54:39 – You guys have been knocked out,
0:54:39 do you know what that feels like?
0:54:40 – Knocked out?
0:54:42 I’ve never been knocked out, have you been knocked out?
0:54:46 – I have been choked out, but I’ve not been knocked out.
0:54:47 – It’s the Grinder shit.
0:54:49 – It’s the Grinder shit.
0:54:52 But people don’t know, it’s a hidden app.
0:54:55 It’s a sexual affixiation, what’s it called?
0:54:57 You know, affixiation?
0:54:58 – I don’t know what that is,
0:54:59 but I haven’t seen this thing.
0:55:01 – No, what’s the auto erotic affixiation?
0:55:04 I do not have it, is it a symptom?
0:55:05 How does it work?
0:55:07 – I have never been choked out.
0:55:11 – Yeah, I was like a fucking dumb, like kid in high school.
0:55:13 – Oh, like a play thing.
0:55:14 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:55:15 – Okay.
0:55:17 – Yeah, I’ve been hit hard.
0:55:18 – I’ve never been hit in the face.
0:55:19 – Really?
0:55:20 – Mm-mm.
0:55:22 – I’ve been hit one time really hard.
0:55:24 I didn’t go down, I took it,
0:55:26 which I don’t know if that holds true, but like–
0:55:27 – Well, that’s something.
0:55:28 – Something.
0:55:29 – What happened?
0:55:29 Were you just–
0:55:31 – I was just fighting another kid that got across the street
0:55:33 that was like bullying me and shit and came in.
0:55:34 – Oh, high school stuff?
0:55:36 – No, like, it was probably like ninth grade.
0:55:37 Yeah, it was probably high school.
0:55:38 – Okay, I get that.
0:55:39 – Yeah, it was fine.
0:55:41 – Adults shouldn’t be punching each other,
0:55:42 so unless professionally–
0:55:45 – I kind of want to go to the Tyson and Jake Paul fight.
0:55:46 – I mean, I think it’d be a great time.
0:55:48 – We could go there, we could sit back,
0:55:50 like maybe like Fifth Row, and then we’ll–
0:55:51 – Are you inviting me?
0:55:53 – Well, I was saying we could do a live-dignation there.
0:55:55 – I mean, if you ever want to do a live-dignation
0:55:57 in Vegas, I’m in.
0:55:58 – It’s not Vegas.
0:55:59 – Whoa, where is it?
0:56:01 – It’s Texas.
0:56:02 – It’s not Vegas.
0:56:02 – Is it Arlington?
0:56:03 Do you guys know where it’s at?
0:56:04 – It’s Texas.
0:56:06 – It’s in Texas.
0:56:08 All right, you have a story–
0:56:09 – Texas is weird.
0:56:11 – Italian citizenship, you’re moving.
0:56:14 – Maybe.
0:56:16 I don’t know if we talked about this.
0:56:18 No, ’cause there’s no world in which–
0:56:19 – No.
0:56:23 – Well, I was on your show way back in the day.
0:56:25 Remember, we did it like via Zoom?
0:56:27 – Long time ago.
0:56:28 – Yeah, long time ago.
0:56:33 Anyway, I discovered that I am legally an Italian citizen.
0:56:34 – What?
0:56:35 – Yeah.
0:56:37 – Oh, we talked about this briefly.
0:56:41 – Yeah, not on a show, but my cousin actually has
0:56:43 her Italian passport.
0:56:45 – And I’m having lunch with her on Friday
0:56:48 to talk about the process of getting mine.
0:56:50 – So how do you, lemme grab a bottle of wine.
0:56:51 Rolls up, Mike.
0:56:52 How do you get it?
0:56:53 – What’s that in your pocket?
0:56:54 – How do you get it?
0:56:55 – How do you get it?
0:56:59 – Like, how do you prove that you’re able to get it?
0:57:03 – So my great-grandfather, Sabino Brazil–
0:57:04 – Yes.
0:57:08 – Or Sabino Brzele, was from Avellino in Italy.
0:57:11 And he came to the United States when he was 15
0:57:16 and had my grandmother before he became
0:57:19 a naturalized US citizen.
0:57:24 So because of that, he was an Italian citizen
0:57:27 when he gave birth to my grandmother.
0:57:29 And the way that the Italian citizenship works
0:57:32 is it’s passed down through blood.
0:57:35 So my grandmother became an Italian citizen
0:57:38 and a US citizen when she was born in Brooklyn.
0:57:43 And so because of that, she was an Italian citizen
0:57:45 but didn’t know she was an Italian citizen.
0:57:49 And so she didn’t ever renounce her Italian citizenship.
0:57:51 So then when my mother was born,
0:57:53 she was born to an Italian citizen,
0:57:55 even though she didn’t know it.
0:57:57 And so my mother was an Italian citizen.
0:57:59 And then when I was born, I was also an Italian citizen.
0:58:01 – Have you run this through chat, TPT?
0:58:02 – No, but I’ve run it through
0:58:04 the Consulate in Los Angeles.
0:58:08 Like, it sounds very like a lot of steps are removed.
0:58:10 Can someone grab a bottle opener by chance?
0:58:11 Thank you.
0:58:12 Thanks, Mau.
0:58:13 – Thank you, Mau.
0:58:14 – I think there’s one upstairs for sure.
0:58:15 – You opened one down here.
0:58:16 There’s one down here.
0:58:19 – Yeah, so we’re gonna switch to Maulberry from Bond,
0:58:20 which is fantastic.
0:58:22 – 2007, dude.
0:58:24 – Bro, you are cruising through your capital.
0:58:26 – No one, we haven’t seen each other in like a decade.
0:58:27 – I know.
0:58:30 It’s not a decade ’cause we had coffee like two months ago,
0:58:31 but yes. – It’s true.
0:58:35 – But anyway, so the good news about the Italian citizenship
0:58:35 is– – Are you moving?
0:58:36 Thank you.
0:58:37 – Well– – Grab yourself a glass.
0:58:41 – The short answer is, I could, right?
0:58:43 Because I would be an Italian citizen.
0:58:45 – Then there’s no more dignitation.
0:58:47 – Well, there hasn’t been a dignitation.
0:58:50 We just found out that it was closed and canceled and dead.
0:58:52 Was that what it said? – The trig mark.
0:58:53 – The trig mark. – Canceled and dead.
0:58:54 – It digs still down.
0:58:55 What the fuck are these guys doing?
0:58:57 – Still down?
0:58:58 Well, maybe they’re building.
0:58:59 Maybe they’re building.
0:59:03 – No, they should sell it.
0:59:04 Anyway–
0:59:04 – They should sell to somebody.
0:59:07 I don’t know anybody that’s interested.
0:59:10 – Anyway, so what are the odds of you moving there?
0:59:13 – Oh, fuck.
0:59:17 – I would say before my last trip to Italy,
0:59:20 relatively low.
0:59:25 After my last trip to Italy, I mean, it could be high.
0:59:27 It’s fucking great, dude.
0:59:31 I told Heather we were sitting in Florence drinking wine.
0:59:35 It was like in the evening and people were just
0:59:37 milling around and I was just like,
0:59:39 honestly, what the fuck are you doing
0:59:40 to that poor bottle of wine?
0:59:42 – I know, I’m sorry, Will.
0:59:44 – Don’t apologize to Will, apologize to everybody here
0:59:46 that’s not gonna drink any wine.
0:59:47 – No, I mean, I got to go.
0:59:49 – No, no, that’s not, no.
0:59:50 Give me this, give me this.
0:59:51 Give me this, give me that.
0:59:52 – I mean, you are the guy that–
0:59:53 – I’ve been to Italy.
0:59:54 I’m an Italian citizen.
0:59:59 I know how to, hey, I know how to gork a fuckin’ bottle of wine.
1:00:00 This is bad.
1:00:01 – This is a good bottle, by the way.
1:00:02 – Well, it was.
1:00:06 Anyway, but I was sitting there with Heather
1:00:08 and I was like, you know what?
1:00:12 Every time I’m in Italy, it just feels right.
1:00:14 – Hmm, do you speak Italian?
1:00:16 – Great, see, no, I don’t.
1:00:18 But so the next step, you ready for this?
1:00:19 – Yeah.
1:00:22 – We’re gonna not move, but we’re gonna go to Italy.
1:00:24 We’re gonna go for two months.
1:00:25 We’re gonna bring our dog.
1:00:27 We have a new little dog named Bindi.
1:00:28 We’re gonna bring our dog
1:00:30 and we’re gonna stay for two months
1:00:34 and I’m gonna do an immersive language course.
1:00:35 – That’s cool.
1:00:37 How good are you in second languages?
1:00:39 – Most of them bad.
1:00:42 Italy, I feel like I would be good.
1:00:44 – By the way, Darius speaks Italian.
1:00:45 – Hey, really?
1:00:46 – Yeah.
1:00:48 – Come over here and she can tell me how bad I am.
1:00:50 – Good luck with this one.
1:00:53 – Do you have one of the ones with the–
1:00:54 – No, with the two prongs?
1:00:55 – I don’t think so.
1:00:56 We used to have one.
1:00:57 I think we got it kind of moved.
1:00:59 – You got moved, oh boy.
1:01:01 – If you can punch through at this point.
1:01:02 – I don’t want to, that seems bad.
1:01:04 – I feel bad, this is a fantastic bottle of wine.
1:01:06 Mulberry from Bond.
1:01:07 Oh, are you kidding me?
1:01:08 – No, we’re gonna find out.
1:01:10 – I don’t think you understand what we’re opening here.
1:01:12 – I mean, I don’t know.
1:01:13 Opening is the right way to put it.
1:01:16 – It’s my fault because I messed up the–
1:01:18 – You did start it poorly.
1:01:19 – Yeah, so anyway–
1:01:20 – Ooh, that went through.
1:01:21 – So you’re–
1:01:22 – Oh yeah, that works.
1:01:23 – When would you do this?
1:01:25 – What?
1:01:26 – When would you do this?
1:01:27 When would you move?
1:01:28 – I’ll push it in.
1:01:29 Sorry Mulberry.
1:01:30 – Probably just gonna de-canter.
1:01:31 – There we go, there we go.
1:01:33 – Yeah, you need to de-canter with the filters.
1:01:36 – Parker, can you grab a tea filter?
1:01:37 – A tea?
1:01:37 – A TV?
1:01:38 – We need a TV tray?
1:01:39 – We need a dryer to contain where they’re at.
1:01:41 They’re like a little tea filter
1:01:42 that we pour in the glass.
1:01:43 No, Mao’s got it.
1:01:44 Thank you Mao.
1:01:46 – That was horrible.
1:01:46 – All right.
1:01:47 – But also feels good.
1:01:48 Anyway, we’ll see.
1:01:50 But the thing, yeah.
1:01:51 – Two will both be Europeans.
1:01:53 I’m moving to Copenhagen.
1:01:54 – Wait, what?
1:01:55 – Yeah, pregnant with Copenhagen.
1:01:56 – No, when?
1:01:58 – Yeah, until next August.
1:02:00 – Holy schnikeys.
1:02:02 – I’m in the process of getting my golden visa.
1:02:04 – Where?
1:02:04 – No.
1:02:06 – I think you’re gonna do Zealand access.
1:02:07 What’s the place?
1:02:08 – Portugal.
1:02:09 – Portugal, Portugal.
1:02:10 – Yeah, I’m in the process of getting that.
1:02:13 So I spent two weeks a year there for the next three years.
1:02:14 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:02:15 I’m excited.
1:02:17 – Can you do some investment down there?
1:02:18 – Yeah, a little investment.
1:02:20 – Is Portugal EU?
1:02:20 – It’s EU.
1:02:21 – So you go wherever.
1:02:22 – Access to wherever, yeah.
1:02:23 Which is gonna be awesome.
1:02:25 – Same thing with Italy.
1:02:26 We should all move to Italy.
1:02:27 Let’s fucking buy a village.
1:02:28 That’s what I wanna do.
1:02:29 So that’s what I’ve decided what we wanna do
1:02:31 is we wanna get one of those villages
1:02:35 where half of the people aren’t moved away.
1:02:37 And so there’s places that people aren’t.
1:02:39 But there’s still the butcher and the market
1:02:40 and the people that live there.
1:02:43 And then we can go and buy six of the places.
1:02:45 And then all of our friends can just,
1:02:46 that’s where they’ll retire.
1:02:47 – That’s amazing.
1:02:49 I mean, go do a couple months of trial.
1:02:50 – Oh yeah.
1:02:51 – That’s what I do.
1:02:51 – Yeah, well, I’m gonna go, like I said,
1:02:55 I’m gonna go do two months, learn the language,
1:02:56 see what happens.
1:02:57 – That’s awesome.
1:02:58 All right, next story.
1:03:00 Tesla Boeing.
1:03:02 – It’s crazy.
1:03:05 I’ve had three Teslas.
1:03:10 And it’s weird to me what has been sort of happening
1:03:12 with the state of Tesla.
1:03:13 – I just got rid of my last one.
1:03:15 I have one, I got rid of my other one.
1:03:16 – Oh, do you have a riggy?
1:03:17 Did you get a riggy?
1:03:18 They’re great, right?
1:03:19 – I love it.
1:03:20 – They’re super cool.
1:03:20 – Problems, though.
1:03:21 – Of course, everything does.
1:03:23 – Yeah, not everything, but yeah.
1:03:24 – Not everything.
1:03:25 I will say though, the thing for me,
1:03:28 ’cause I’ve always been very comfortable with flying,
1:03:30 was getting my pilot’s license.
1:03:31 Like that was a big thing.
1:03:32 You, the opposite.
1:03:33 – Oh, Jesus.
1:03:34 – Oh my God.
1:03:35 – Okay, let’s do the snake.
1:03:38 – First off, is this the grinder of decanters?
1:03:41 (laughing)
1:03:43 – Why would you buy that?
1:03:44 Don’t hold it like that.
1:03:45 I’ll hold it.
1:03:48 – I bought this on grinder when they were having
1:03:50 a discount sale.
1:03:51 – Is this supposed to be a snake?
1:03:52 – It’s a snake.
1:03:54 – It’s a snake.
1:03:55 – Listen, I bought this like literally 10 years ago.
1:03:56 – First off, what is happening?
1:03:57 What is happening, guys?
1:04:00 Don’t do this over a white couch.
1:04:00 What are we–
1:04:01 – You have a decanter back there.
1:04:02 That’s the only one I saw.
1:04:03 – This is–
1:04:05 – No, this feels like the wrong way to do this.
1:04:09 – ‘Cause you go this way, and then you pour out the–
1:04:11 – Wait, you fill it, and then you filter?
1:04:12 – On the way out.
1:04:12 – On the way out.
1:04:13 – Yeah.
1:04:16 – I feel like this is, first off, the noises here.
1:04:16 – I love the sound.
1:04:17 (laughing)
1:04:18 I love the sound.
1:04:19 – That is the noise of a grinder.
1:04:21 – It’s a good sound.
1:04:22 – Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
1:04:22 – You hear that?
1:04:24 – La-la-la-la-la.
1:04:25 (laughing)
1:04:27 – Yeah, that isn’t a hidden app.
1:04:28 I don’t know what it is.
1:04:29 (laughing)
1:04:30 – All right, so let’s keep going.
1:04:31 – Wait, where does the wine go?
1:04:33 – It goes all the way down the snake.
1:04:34 – Oh, God.
1:04:37 – I’ll show you everyone when it’s fully released.
1:04:39 – It looks like an Urro Burros.
1:04:40 – It’s releasing its juice.
1:04:42 – Oh, there’s so much more juice in there.
1:04:45 Oh, no, now you’ve got gravity issues.
1:04:46 – Oh, I got it.
1:04:48 – No, it’s the cork is now hindering.
1:04:50 – Look at the bottom though.
1:04:52 Look at the bottom filling up.
1:04:52 The snake’s filling up.
1:04:53 – There’s a lot of cork in that bottom.
1:04:54 I’m not gonna lie to you.
1:04:56 Does it go all the way to the tip?
1:04:57 (laughing)
1:04:59 Don’t be a serious question.
1:05:01 – It will, it will go to the tip.
1:05:02 The tip is hollow.
1:05:03 – Who gave you this?
1:05:04 – I don’t know, I got it as a gift.
1:05:05 – Oh, you chose?
1:05:06 Okay, good, I was gonna say.
1:05:07 – No, it was a gift.
1:05:07 – Did you choose to?
1:05:10 – It is a gift, but it is beautiful.
1:05:12 It’s very hard to clean.
1:05:14 (laughing)
1:05:16 Okay, keep going with your story though.
1:05:17 I can do this all day.
1:05:19 – No, no, I can’t.
1:05:20 This is mesmerizing.
1:05:22 – Okay, so what happened with Tesla and Boeing?
1:05:26 You feel that they’re not living up to their promise?
1:05:27 – No, that’s why I’ve always been,
1:05:30 I’ve always been perfectly fine flying.
1:05:32 You know, oh, that was weird.
1:05:33 – Yeah, that was the last one.
1:05:34 – Right at the end.
1:05:35 (laughing)
1:05:36 – Just got it all out.
1:05:37 – All right, all right.
1:05:38 – Here we go.
1:05:39 – That’s great.
1:05:39 – Okay.
1:05:43 – Don’t, it sounds like a toilet.
1:05:44 – Dude, this is amazing.
1:05:46 – That sounds like a fucking toilet.
1:05:47 – No, it does not.
1:05:49 First of all, this is a very…
1:05:51 – God damn.
1:05:54 I feel like this is like a hobbit bong.
1:05:56 That’s just like, it’s like a wizard
1:05:58 from the hobbit TV show.
1:06:00 That’s just like, this is fine.
1:06:01 Everything’s fine here.
1:06:03 Oh my God, the sound.
1:06:04 The sound is not good.
1:06:06 – Wait till you try this juice.
1:06:06 You’re gonna die.
1:06:08 – I don’t wanna try juice out of that bong.
1:06:10 – Give me your cup.
1:06:11 – I’m still full of juice.
1:06:12 – Well, you got to finish that first.
1:06:13 – Okay, here, here, here.
1:06:14 Let’s do this, let’s do this.
1:06:15 Here we go, here we go.
1:06:16 – All right.
1:06:18 – Okay, set that on my keyboard.
1:06:19 Okay.
1:06:21 Jesus Christ.
1:06:22 Okay.
1:06:23 – Oh my God.
1:06:24 – This is gonna end in my wiping past me.
1:06:27 – I was like, how is she letting us do this?
1:06:28 First of all, rotate, rotate.
1:06:30 – You gotta rotate to get a little poor.
1:06:31 And then watch.
1:06:32 This is how you gotta do it.
1:06:34 Now, another rotate.
1:06:36 And then pour. – That is literally not
1:06:38 how you’re supposed to do that.
1:06:39 Prager.
1:06:40 – Wait, Prager.
1:06:42 – Don’t make it seem like he’s doing it right.
1:06:43 – Okay, grab that, grab that.
1:06:44 Grab that.
1:06:45 Okay, that’s my keyboard.
1:06:46 Okay, there we go.
1:06:47 – All right.
1:06:48 – I have both now.
1:06:50 Let me see which one is better.
1:06:52 Oh, it’s got a funk to it.
1:06:54 – The bond, this is a fantastic bond.
1:06:56 – Oh, it’s got like a salami thing.
1:06:57 I love this.
1:07:00 – This is a 2007 Melbury Bond,
1:07:03 which is honestly bond is some of my favorite wine.
1:07:05 – Oh, that’s skunked.
1:07:06 – No, it’s not.
1:07:07 – Ooh.
1:07:08 – That’s your shit.
1:07:09 – That’s better.
1:07:10 – That’s your shit.
1:07:11 – That’s better.
1:07:12 – Oh God, that is smooth.
1:07:13 – Yeah, that’s good.
1:07:15 It’s 2007 though, it’s a lot younger
1:07:17 than what we were drinking on the other side, so.
1:07:18 – Holder.
1:07:19 – Sorry, you’re a lot older.
1:07:21 All right, so tell me what we’re doing.
1:07:23 – Okay, so I’m perfectly fine.
1:07:24 I’m perfectly fine flying.
1:07:27 Was getting my pilot license.
1:07:29 Like, I’ve flown myself stuff.
1:07:31 I like flying.
1:07:33 The shit that’s going on with Boeing.
1:07:34 – Oh my God.
1:07:35 – Is really concerned.
1:07:39 It is now to a point where I check
1:07:42 to see what kind of airplane I’m flying.
1:07:47 I just booked Alaska to fly to Austin.
1:07:48 – Yeah.
1:07:49 – I was going out there to interview Ryan Holiday.
1:07:51 He was an awesome guy.
1:07:54 And they put me on a fucking Boeing Max.
1:07:56 – Oh, the 737 Max?
1:07:58 That’s the one where the engines fly off and people die.
1:08:00 – I wasn’t drinking.
1:08:01 – Yes.
1:08:03 – And then I just had to drink.
1:08:04 – I get that, dude.
1:08:06 – Because I was gonna die.
1:08:08 Mal doesn’t know how to pour this, Mal.
1:08:09 – Nobody knows how to pour it.
1:08:10 – Like grinder.
1:08:11 – Swish.
1:08:11 – Like in a circle.
1:08:12 – Swish.
1:08:15 Once it’s in the main shaft, we’re ready to pour it down.
1:08:16 There you go.
1:08:17 – There it is.
1:08:18 – Just give them the main shaft.
1:08:19 – You gotta fill the shaft and then the pour.
1:08:20 – And then release.
1:08:21 – There it is.
1:08:22 Shaft and release.
1:08:24 Just like you’re hunting animals.
1:08:26 But so when we went to,
1:08:29 I just got back from Serbia and Italy.
1:08:32 And when we went, we flew out on,
1:08:34 I think it was an Airbus.
1:08:35 – A through 20.
1:08:36 – A through 20.
1:08:37 I can’t remember what we flew out on.
1:08:38 – It was a standard Airbus.
1:08:39 – No, no, no.
1:08:39 But we were doing it international.
1:08:42 So a bigger one, A through 60.
1:08:44 But when we came back,
1:08:47 we came back on an Airbus A380.
1:08:48 – Oh, who cared about that?
1:08:49 – No, but it was a,
1:08:51 I’ve never been on one of those.
1:08:52 – They’re great.
1:08:53 – It’s a fucking double decker plane.
1:08:54 – Yeah, I love that.
1:08:55 – It was crazy, dude.
1:08:56 I was like, how is there,
1:08:59 there’s a whole row of economy underneath our fucking feet.
1:09:01 – And then it takes forever to take off.
1:09:02 You’re like, come on.
1:09:03 – Oh yeah, of course.
1:09:04 Of course.
1:09:04 – ‘Cause you’re like going down the runway.
1:09:05 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:06 – You’re like, come on, fucking lift.
1:09:07 And then finally the last second of this.
1:09:08 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09:09 But then once you’re in the air,
1:09:13 it’s smooth as a pillow, fucking love that thing, man.
1:09:14 But again, I was like,
1:09:17 that could have been a 777 or God forbid, a Dreamliner.
1:09:18 And I would have been a killer.
1:09:19 – I love your Dreamliners.
1:09:20 – That’s a Boeing, man.
1:09:21 – They’ve never had any issues.
1:09:22 – Oh, of course they have.
1:09:23 They caught fire.
1:09:24 – They had some battery stuff in their early days,
1:09:26 but they’re fine.
1:09:28 – Bro, if you know anything about what’s going on, Boeing.
1:09:29 – How are you?
1:09:30 – It’s not that I’m not gonna fly Boeing.
1:09:31 – I’m a little scared of flying.
1:09:33 – Boeing has like really,
1:09:36 they basically were like all about the money,
1:09:38 not caring about quality.
1:09:40 And then the fucking whistleblowers at Boeing
1:09:41 have been dying.
1:09:42 – What?
1:09:43 – Three of them have died.
1:09:43 – Shut up.
1:09:47 – All three of these whistleblowers at Boeing have died.
1:09:48 – They should’ve said some bullshit.
1:09:50 – No, look at that, fucking Google it.
1:09:51 – It was suicide.
1:09:52 He gave this epic interview on 60 Minutes.
1:09:53 – And he literally said,
1:09:55 I will never commit suicide.
1:09:58 If I die by suicide, it is fucking Boeing.
1:09:59 – Shut up.
1:10:01 – 100%, 100%.
1:10:05 – Two dead third whistleblower lives in terror.
1:10:06 – Dude, I’m saying.
1:10:06 – Holy shit.
1:10:09 – Yeah, that third one might be dead.
1:10:13 – Boeing faces Tim or we’re supposed to have two die.
1:10:15 What the fuck is going on?
1:10:20 – There’s a whole documentary about the 737 Max
1:10:21 that’s on Netflix.
1:10:23 It’s called like, do you remember what the documentary is
1:10:25 on Netflix?
1:10:27 – Dude, I had no idea this was going on.
1:10:29 – Watch this Boeing doc.
1:10:30 You’ll never fly Boeing again.
1:10:31 – Are you serious?
1:10:31 – Oh dude, it’s like–
1:10:33 – ‘Cause Boeing was like the shit back in the day.
1:10:35 – Yeah, it’s called downfall, the case against Boeing.
1:10:37 I hate the even word.
1:10:39 – I don’t care.
1:10:41 – I know, but still, but they launched it
1:10:43 after three failed attempts.
1:10:46 I’m telling you, dude, I know you don’t like to fly.
1:10:48 This will make you even less likely to fly.
1:10:49 – Thank you. – So maybe don’t watch it.
1:10:51 – I wanna watch it ’cause I don’t wanna fly Boeing.
1:10:52 – This is what I’m saying.
1:10:55 And Boeing was fucking, it’s fucking Boeing.
1:10:58 It’s like the aerospace industry,
1:10:59 ’cause it’s Airbus, which is France,
1:11:01 and Boeing, which is the United States.
1:11:03 And so it was always like, whenever I would fly,
1:11:05 it was like, I wanna be on the fucking US, the Boeing.
1:11:07 It’s like fucking Lockheed Martin.
1:11:09 And my dad used to work at Lockheed Martin.
1:11:11 And it’s like all those aerospace companies
1:11:14 from the ’70s and ’60s and ’80s were like my,
1:11:16 like I always aspired to them.
1:11:18 I was like, these are the fucking engineers
1:11:20 of the United States.
1:11:21 – Why did you put Tesla on the story?
1:11:24 You said on the shared documents with Tesla.
1:11:26 – It’s less about the engineering stuff
1:11:27 on the Tesla side.
1:11:32 It just feels like Tesla’s in a little bit of a wane.
1:11:35 You know what I mean?
1:11:37 Like when Tesla came out with the Model S,
1:11:39 or well, when Tesla came out with the Roadster,
1:11:41 I was like, this is fucking cool.
1:11:42 I did what’s going on here.
1:11:44 You know, we’re both friends with Jason Calcanis.
1:11:45 He had, you know,
1:11:47 – Number zero or whatever the fuck.
1:11:48 – It was number one.
1:11:49 – It was either one, two, or three.
1:11:52 But it was like, I remember going on his podcast
1:11:54 way back in the day and it was parked outside
1:11:55 and he took me on a ride with it.
1:11:56 And I was like, this is fucking great.
1:11:59 Like this is an electric car, this is crazy.
1:12:02 Then the S came out and Mikey, who, Mike Gaines,
1:12:05 who was the Prager for Totally Rad Show,
1:12:07 he got one of the first Model S’s,
1:12:08 took us around and I was like,
1:12:09 this is a fucking great car.
1:12:11 – Prager got one of the first Model S’s too.
1:12:11 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:14 And we were like, this is cool.
1:12:16 – Do you know if he had invested that money into Tesla,
1:12:17 he’d have five million dollars right now?
1:12:18 – Of course, of course.
1:12:19 But that’s everybody.
1:12:20 That’s everything.
1:12:21 – Yeah.
1:12:23 – But the smart people said that you wouldn’t have further
1:12:26 the capability of the car to be sold.
1:12:28 They said, you should have put half your money
1:12:30 into buying a car and half the money
1:12:33 into supporting, into supporting the stock.
1:12:34 – Because you supported the company
1:12:35 to get it off the ground.
1:12:38 – If everybody did not buy the car and invested,
1:12:39 they wouldn’t have made any money.
1:12:40 You know what I mean?
1:12:41 – But if Prager would have done it.
1:12:42 – If Prager would have done it.
1:12:42 – Five million dollars, yeah.
1:12:43 – But nice.
1:12:44 – It’s tough.
1:12:46 I have a ton of stories like that Prager, no offense.
1:12:48 – But so, why would he take offense to that?
1:12:49 Everybody has a story like that.
1:12:50 – It’s a lot of money.
1:12:51 It’s a lot of money.
1:12:52 – I know, I know.
1:12:54 – I’ve got some like the Uber one
1:12:55 and some other stuff.
1:12:56 – Yeah, let’s get some other stories.
1:12:58 – So anyway, so I got an S when it first came out.
1:12:59 Best car I’ve ever driven.
1:13:01 And I did not want an electric car.
1:13:02 – You were a big BMW guy for a long time.
1:13:04 – I was a huge BMW guy.
1:13:05 And it was my buddy.
1:13:07 I was like, I fucking love BMWs.
1:13:09 I have had like three or four.
1:13:12 We, by the way, Heather now has an electric BMW.
1:13:12 – Oh shit, which one?
1:13:14 – The I4M50.
1:13:16 – It’s like, I don’t know what that means.
1:13:17 – It’s a nice, it’s a nice one.
1:13:18 – It’s like an SUV?
1:13:20 – No, no, no, it’s a sports car.
1:13:20 – Oh cool.
1:13:21 – It’s a four door sports car.
1:13:22 It’s fucking great.
1:13:25 Anyway, love BMW, but I was like, I don’t like their tech.
1:13:26 And so I was talking to a buddy of mine
1:13:28 and I was like, I just don’t like their tech.
1:13:29 And they were like, well, if you want tech
1:13:30 in your car, get a Tesla.
1:13:31 And I was like, I don’t want a fucking electric car.
1:13:32 Well, who wants an electric car?
1:13:33 – I do.
1:13:34 – At the time.
1:13:36 I was like, eh.
1:13:38 And then I was like, he was like, well, just go test drive it.
1:13:38 So I was like, all right.
1:13:41 And so I went and test drove the S.
1:13:43 And I was like, this is the best car I’ve ever been in.
1:13:47 Got an S, then I got a three, then I got a Y.
1:13:48 And I was like, these are fucking great.
1:13:50 And then Cybertruck was announced.
1:13:50 And I was like, I love it.
1:13:51 It’s crazy.
1:13:56 Put down my money, and weirdly now it feels like
1:13:59 when I see a Cybertruck, I’m like,
1:14:02 that’s a fucking douche bag, weirdo.
1:14:03 Like, what the fuck?
1:14:04 – Why is it like that?
1:14:05 – I don’t know.
1:14:09 And then also I’m like, do I want to support Tesla?
1:14:11 Like Elon fucking went crazy.
1:14:12 I don’t know what happened to him.
1:14:14 – I canceled my ex- – He was like tech Jesus.
1:14:15 – Yeah, he was tech Jesus.
1:14:16 – He was tech Jesus.
1:14:17 And then he just fucking went off the rails.
1:14:18 I was like, what is happening?
1:14:19 And it’s okay.
1:14:20 If you want to go off the rails, go off the rails.
1:14:21 That’s fine.
1:14:26 Like, it just feels like I’m not as excited
1:14:31 as I was about that company as I was
1:14:33 when I first got my Tesla.
1:14:36 And it sucks because like, this is the other thing.
1:14:38 The thing I kept saying about Tesla,
1:14:41 the infrastructure, the supercharging,
1:14:42 that is the killer. – Then they fucking killed it.
1:14:44 – Then they fired all the fucking supercharging people
1:14:45 and stopped investing in supercharging.
1:14:48 And I went, well then why do I have a fucking Tesla?
1:14:50 Like that was the thing that was, I always told Heather,
1:14:53 I was like, we are going to have a Tesla for life
1:14:55 because of the supercharging infrastructure.
1:14:56 We’ll be able to drive anywhere
1:14:57 and not have to worry about it.
1:15:00 And then the other car will just be any car we want
1:15:02 that’s a great electric car.
1:15:05 Her I-4 is just as good,
1:15:09 if not better in certain situations as my Model Y.
1:15:12 – But I still, with the Tesla supercharging infrastructure,
1:15:15 like that was their chance to be the gas station in the future.
1:15:16 – 100%.
1:15:18 And they started it. – And they started it.
1:15:20 – But they started it when they started letting everybody else in.
1:15:22 – Rivian now. – I know, Rivian’s got theirs.
1:15:23 – They’re trying to deal with Tesla.
1:15:24 – Yeah.
1:15:26 – And you can use their charging and I’m sure Tesla
1:15:28 gets a little cut there. – Of course.
1:15:30 – And it’s like, why didn’t they just continue
1:15:31 to expand that?
1:15:32 It’s so confusing.
1:15:34 – So the news came out that what happened was,
1:15:37 Elon went to the head of supercharging
1:15:41 and said, you need to cut 25% of your people.
1:15:43 Just arbitrarily, that’s what he wanted.
1:15:44 – Why does he do that? – And that person said,
1:15:47 no, I’m not going to do that because this is,
1:15:49 this is a good idea on spanking money.
1:15:52 And because she said that, he fired the entire division.
1:15:53 – Oh, God.
1:15:55 – And that’s where I go.
1:16:00 I like the like, you know, innovate fast and break early
1:16:04 and make things like, I like that when you’re a startup,
1:16:06 you’re not that startup anymore.
1:16:09 – I know, it’s hard now. – And it’s not just the like,
1:16:11 shareholders, like screw the shareholders.
1:16:13 Like, if you do right, they’ll make money.
1:16:15 Like, don’t worry about them, in my opinion,
1:16:19 but you can’t go in and say, cut 25% of the workforce
1:16:22 because I just want to and have the person
1:16:24 who’s running it say, that’s not a good idea.
1:16:25 Here’s the reasons why.
1:16:28 And then fire everybody because guess what?
1:16:32 Now, people like me go, if you’re not supporting
1:16:34 the infrastructure, that’s why I’m buying the car.
1:16:38 I mean, that’s a good portion of why I’m buying a car.
1:16:40 That’s a good portion is why my next car
1:16:43 was going to be a Tesla. – Yeah.
1:16:45 – And now, I don’t know.
1:16:47 I don’t know if my next car is going to be a Tesla.
1:16:49 My next car will be an electric car
1:16:52 because I think they’re more fun to drive.
1:16:55 I don’t, you know, it’s not like about the environment
1:16:57 as much as it’s, I don’t want to fucking go to a gas station.
1:17:00 I don’t want to fucking, as Heather said,
1:17:01 when I first got my Tesla, I was,
1:17:02 ’cause I got free super charging.
1:17:04 – Yeah. – I would literally
1:17:07 drive to, I would drive to Burbank.
1:17:09 – Yeah. – To charge for free
1:17:10 rather than charging at home.
1:17:11 – You should have kept that Tesla, by the way.
1:17:15 – Well, I have an account that if I buy an S or an X
1:17:19 for the lifetime of my account, I get free super charging.
1:17:20 ‘Cause they were doing this crazy thing
1:17:22 when I bought my S. – Oh, shit.
1:17:24 – But Heather was like, why are you,
1:17:25 like blew her mind.
1:17:27 She was like, why are you driving to fucking Burbank?
1:17:29 You’re driving so far out of your way.
1:17:30 Just, and I was like, it’s free.
1:17:31 It’s fucking free. – Yeah, it’s free.
1:17:32 – It’s free.
1:17:35 And she goes, I would pay someone twice
1:17:37 what it costs to go to a gas station
1:17:40 if they would fill up my car with gas overnight.
1:17:42 And I didn’t have to ever go to a gas station.
1:17:43 And that’s when I went,
1:17:47 oh, that does sound nice.
1:17:48 – Yeah. – And then we installed
1:17:51 the Tesla super, or Tesla charger charging station
1:17:53 in the house and we’d never look back.
1:17:55 – Yeah. – ‘Cause it’s like,
1:17:57 what the fuck do I wanna go to a gas station?
1:17:59 – I know, once you get one of those charges to your house,
1:18:01 I got a Rivian and a Tesla charger down.
1:18:02 – It’s so nice.
1:18:04 – It’s just, you never have to think about gas again.
1:18:06 – Yeah, and by the way, you get an adapter
1:18:09 and we plug her BMW into the Tesla charger.
1:18:11 And it’s easy, it was just overnight charges,
1:18:12 went around it. – Yeah.
1:18:14 – And it’s so funny, you like change your relationship
1:18:18 with fuel, I guess, I don’t know how you put it, like.
1:18:19 – What do you think about Elon?
1:18:20 What do you think happened?
1:18:23 – Oh man, I don’t know.
1:18:27 I mean, I don’t know. – No one speaks truth to power.
1:18:29 And I think– – I think that’s definitely
1:18:30 part of it.
1:18:32 – One of his, they did this whole thing
1:18:33 where they was the DOJ, I can’t remember who it was,
1:18:36 that subpoenaed all of his text messages
1:18:38 and they released them to the public.
1:18:40 And it was a bunch of people
1:18:43 that were just like kissing his ass nonstop.
1:18:44 – Of course.
1:18:46 – Like, we got your back, Elon, blah, blah,
1:18:47 this bullshit, da, da, da, da.
1:18:52 And no one was like, dude, Elon, step the back up, fuck up.
1:18:53 – Bro, you’re fucking this up.
1:18:56 – Nobody talks to the power.
1:18:58 – So it’s ego money and power, probably.
1:18:59 Ego money and power.
1:19:00 And then like what you said, when he fired all those people
1:19:03 was cutting his nose off to spy his face.
1:19:04 And he did the same thing with Twitter.
1:19:05 He didn’t want to buy Twitter at the end.
1:19:07 – Yeah, he did. – He got stuffed into it.
1:19:09 – Yeah, it’s true, he didn’t want to buy Twitter.
1:19:11 And he’s not the right kind of person
1:19:12 to kind of run Twitter.
1:19:13 – Not even close.
1:19:15 – You have to be kind of empathetic.
1:19:18 He wants to solve things with machines.
1:19:22 It’s way too much of an emotional engine and ecosystem
1:19:24 to like, you know, just solve it with just math.
1:19:26 – And also like changing the name to X,
1:19:29 like it’s such a weird move.
1:19:30 – It’s really weird.
1:19:31 – And it’s such a weird, well, did you hear,
1:19:33 so one of the stories that came out
1:19:35 was that he had wanted to change the name of PayPal to X?
1:19:36 – Yes.
1:19:38 – And that’s how long he’s had X.com.
1:19:39 – Oh yeah.
1:19:43 – And everybody was like, no, no, we have a brand.
1:19:44 You know what I mean?
1:19:45 He killed the brand.
1:19:47 – You guys did a live-dignation that PayPal paid for
1:19:49 on the stage at their PayPal X conference on,
1:19:51 you did it and you put the couch on the X.
1:19:54 – Interesting.
1:19:55 – The PayPal conference was called X.
1:19:56 – Did you have a fight, Prager?
1:19:57 – What are you saying?
1:20:01 – It was called the PayPal X conference.
1:20:03 – Yeah, and we put the couch on the middle of the X
1:20:04 that had to be influenced by Elon.
1:20:05 – Yeah, I just thought of it.
1:20:06 I just remembered it right now.
1:20:07 – Yeah, I thought about that.
1:20:08 – But we did the show there.
1:20:09 – That’s crazy.
1:20:09 – Interesting.
1:20:11 – Did PayPal pay us?
1:20:12 – Yeah.
1:20:13 – Did PayPal pay us?
1:20:13 – PayPal paid us.
1:20:14 – Did they, citizens?
1:20:15 – Did they use PayPal?
1:20:16 – PayPal was kind of weird.
1:20:18 – Did we get to pay him then from PayPal?
1:20:19 – Really?
1:20:20 – Anyway.
1:20:21 – All right, that was it.
1:20:23 – What’s the last story of the day?
1:20:25 – Oh God, this is gonna be the last story of the day.
1:20:27 – I mean, you put it in there.
1:20:28 What is that?
1:20:28 What does that mean?
1:20:32 – So I thought this would be a great opportunity
1:20:37 to apologize to all of the fans
1:20:40 at all of the live Dignation events,
1:20:41 actually all of them,
1:20:44 because this happened post-Dignation.
1:20:45 – You weren’t wearing deodorant?
1:20:47 – If I ever, no, I was wearing so much deodorant.
1:20:51 If I ever put my arm around you to take a picture
1:20:56 and my armpit was a swamp and disgusting.
1:21:00 Because here’s the thing.
1:21:01 – I don’t even know what you’re talking about right now.
1:21:05 – I have always, all through my life, my pit sweat.
1:21:07 Even remember when we started doing this?
1:21:07 – This one right now?
1:21:08 – No, they’re not.
1:21:09 And this is why I was gonna, this is why I was gonna say.
1:21:11 – Do I have an ear?
1:21:12 – They’re warm, but no, no, no, fine, yeah.
1:21:13 – Okay, I’m good.
1:21:15 – But they’re warm, as a normal human would be
1:21:17 after taking all this drinking and star, you know,
1:21:20 but nothing, and you know, maybe damp, if anything.
1:21:22 – Yeah, yeah, like a little bit of moisture.
1:21:23 – Moisture.
1:21:26 When we started doing the screensavers.
1:21:28 – Yeah, oh my God, yeah.
1:21:31 – I came in and I was like,
1:21:32 this is not cold enough for me.
1:21:33 I don’t even know.
1:21:35 I mean, you might’ve known some of this.
1:21:38 I walked in the first day we started doing rehearsals
1:21:40 and the screensavers and I went to the stage manager, Andy,
1:21:43 and I was like, Andy, is there air conditioning in here?
1:21:44 And he was like, yeah, yeah, it’s going.
1:21:46 And I was like, is this as cold as it gets?
1:21:48 And he was like, oh, is it not cold enough?
1:21:51 I was like, oh yeah, like let’s get it as cold as it can get.
1:21:53 And he goes, oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.
1:21:55 The next day I walk in and I go,
1:21:57 so Andy, did you not change the air conditioning?
1:21:59 And he goes, what, no, we turned it down.
1:22:01 I was like, so this is as cold as it gets.
1:22:03 And he goes, well, no, it can get colder.
1:22:06 And I was like, yeah, let’s get it as cold as it can get.
1:22:08 I did that for a week.
1:22:12 On the fifth day, I showed up and all the camera ops
1:22:17 were wearing winter parkas, like fur lined winter parkas.
1:22:21 And did for the rest of the run of the time I was there,
1:22:23 they might’ve turned it up after I left.
1:22:28 And the answer was, and it’s funny, I told Jeff this,
1:22:32 my pits sweat, no matter what, at the time.
1:22:34 My pits sweat, no matter what.
1:22:38 If I’m hot, they will sweat worse.
1:22:39 If I’m cold, they will sweat less,
1:22:41 but they’ll still sweat, right?
1:22:43 Years went through it.
1:22:46 My first gig, my first big acting commercial gig
1:22:48 is I booked a bunch of a series of Dell commercials
1:22:49 way back in the day.
1:22:50 I was like fucking 20.
1:22:51 – You almost were the Dell guy.
1:22:54 – Well, I was in a series right between the Dell guy
1:22:56 and the interns.
1:22:58 I did like eight Dell commercials.
1:22:59 And they were really fun.
1:23:02 They had me in a gray T-shirt.
1:23:03 – Oh boy.
1:23:05 – And after the first take, they were like,
1:23:10 and in between every take, I had to take my shirt off
1:23:12 and the costume department would literally like
1:23:14 blow dry the pits.
1:23:17 Because gray and sweaty pits, not good.
1:23:18 And I was just–
1:23:19 – Could they put tissues underneath your arm?
1:23:22 – So a couple of things we learned, long time.
1:23:25 Actually, Kevin Pereira was the one that told me about this,
1:23:29 was I put, when I started doing live stuff for BlizzCon,
1:23:33 they would put, yeah, well, like maxi pads.
1:23:34 – Maxi? – Literally maxi pads.
1:23:36 And at the end of the day, bro,
1:23:38 those were fucking disgusting.
1:23:39 You would literally pull them out.
1:23:42 They’d be like five pound maxi pads.
1:23:43 – Jeez.
1:23:44 – But it wouldn’t, anyway.
1:23:46 – She’s like way to sweat.
1:23:48 – Yeah, so I’m talking to a buddy of mine
1:23:50 who’s also a performer and we’re talking about it.
1:23:52 And he was like, dude, I’m thinking about
1:23:54 getting Botox in my pits.
1:23:55 And I was like–
1:23:55 – Oh, you got Botox in your pits?
1:23:57 – Well, I was like, what do you mean Botox in your pits?
1:24:00 And he was like, yeah, so you can get Botox in your pits
1:24:01 and they’ll stop sweating.
1:24:02 – Did you get that?
1:24:04 – And I was like, there’s no way that’s a thing.
1:24:05 And he was like, it’s a thing.
1:24:07 And then he got it.
1:24:09 And he was like, dude, it’s fucking life changing.
1:24:10 And I was like, what?
1:24:15 So I went five years ago and I got Botox in my pits.
1:24:16 First off, painful.
1:24:19 – Yeah, but like no wrinkles.
1:24:20 – I don’t think anybody really worries
1:24:21 about the pit wrinkles.
1:24:24 But I will tell you, they said like,
1:24:27 you’ll have to come back every year and get Botox again.
1:24:28 And I was like, that’s cool, whatever.
1:24:30 I have never gone back.
1:24:32 – That’s worked.
1:24:37 – Dude, unless it’s a thing that happens to you,
1:24:41 you do not realize how much you think.
1:24:42 My entire wardrobe was black.
1:24:44 – Why did you pick this as the last story?
1:24:46 – Well, I didn’t know it was gonna be the last story.
1:24:47 I just threw it in there ’cause I was like,
1:24:48 this is interesting, we should talk about it.
1:24:50 My entire wardrobe was black.
1:24:51 – Yeah.
1:24:55 – I used to wear hoodies, always wore hoodies.
1:24:57 Even if it was hot, I would wear a hoodie
1:24:59 because it has to get through the shirt
1:25:01 and then it has to get through the hoodie, which is hard.
1:25:03 Go back to all the “Dignation” live shows,
1:25:04 never wearing a T-shirt.
1:25:05 – Really?
1:25:06 – Fuck no.
1:25:08 Always had a hoodie, always had something on.
1:25:09 – I never noticed that.
1:25:10 – 100%.
1:25:12 – When did she just put the…
1:25:13 – ‘Cause I didn’t know at the time we were doing “Dignation.”
1:25:15 I never, what would I think to put fucking maxi pads?
1:25:17 It was just how it worked.
1:25:19 But when I would put my arm around people.
1:25:20 – Oh, you would swample.
1:25:22 – On the show, it was like, fuck it,
1:25:23 I could only tell it was bad.
1:25:23 – Did it smell too?
1:25:25 – No, it was just wet.
1:25:26 – Oh, they were fine then.
1:25:28 – Dude, they were probably hammered too, though.
1:25:29 – I mean, that’s the good news is
1:25:30 everybody was like–
1:25:31 – So I have an apology to make.
1:25:34 – But I will tell you, I’ve not gone back to do things,
1:25:36 and this is like, this would be fucking,
1:25:39 this entire thing would be wet.
1:25:40 – You got a little bit of wet there.
1:25:42 – Of course, but that’s normal human lights
1:25:43 and stuff like that.
1:25:46 But like, this would be fucking full on up here.
1:25:48 – Do you use antiperspirant?
1:25:48 – Of course.
1:25:50 Well, no, I used to.
1:25:51 Now I just use deodorant.
1:25:53 – What kind of deodorant?
1:25:54 – Fuckin’ whatever.
1:25:55 – Okay.
1:25:57 – Would you have a pitch?
1:25:58 (laughing)
1:25:59 Do you have a brand name?
1:26:01 – I do have one apology to make, though.
1:26:02 – Oh.
1:26:04 – And so this is my apology, people.
1:26:06 While you were putting their arm around
1:26:08 people after the show.
1:26:09 – Yes.
1:26:11 – When we did Stubbs in Austin.
1:26:12 – Which we did a bunch.
1:26:13 A specific time?
1:26:14 – The last one that we did.
1:26:15 – Okay.
1:26:17 – I got really hammered, okay?
1:26:18 – Okay.
1:26:20 – And we had posters.
1:26:21 You remember we had posters?
1:26:23 – I mean, I remember that we had posters for shows.
1:26:26 – Do you remember we’d go out and sign them afterwards?
1:26:28 – Yes, yes.
1:26:31 – I would always draw a penis pointing at your name
1:26:32 after you would sign it.
1:26:33 – Like my name?
1:26:34 – Yeah, I know, I’m sorry.
1:26:35 – A penis?
1:26:37 – I did that like a thousand times.
1:26:38 (laughing)
1:26:40 – Can you probably find a picture of one of them online?
1:26:41 Some fans posted it.
1:26:43 – Oh my god, that’s amazing!
1:26:44 – I would just be like,
1:26:45 – Wait, would we always–
1:26:46 – About penis?
1:26:48 – We would always sign it in that order?
1:26:50 – Yeah, for some reason you were ahead of me on the line
1:26:51 and you were signing and then I’m like–
1:26:53 – Oh, and that one stubs?
1:26:54 – Yeah, and I was just like,
1:26:57 there is literally a thousand posters
1:27:00 of me doing cock drawings on the mall.
1:27:01 And I feel so bad.
1:27:02 – I didn’t even notice.
1:27:05 – I just remember we kept the next day just being like,
1:27:07 why didn’t I draw so many cocks?
1:27:09 I just didn’t even know why I did it.
1:27:10 – Oh, that’s amazing!
1:27:11 – It was just like, I mean,
1:27:13 it’s something you do when you’re younger, I guess.
1:27:15 – I mean, I don’t know, look at that decanter.
1:27:17 (laughing)
1:27:19 – That seems to sense a theme.
1:27:20 – Listen, it was 40% off at Grindr.
1:27:21 I don’t even–
1:27:22 (laughing)
1:27:23 – Oh, was that the live Grindr shop?
1:27:25 – Oh yeah, 100%.
1:27:26 – Oh my god, that’s amazing.
1:27:27 – All right.
1:27:28 – I think that’s it.
1:27:29 – I think we did it.
1:27:30 – Sponsors.
1:27:31 – Oh, sponsors.
1:27:31 – Yeah.
1:27:33 Jack Threads, wasn’t that one that we did?
1:27:34 – Who’s Grindr?
1:27:35 – Grindr.
1:27:37 – Oh my god, Grindr needs a sponsor.
1:27:39 – Hey, if you wanna sponsor us, let’s do it.
1:27:40 – This was really fun.
1:27:41 I mean, it’s always fun.
1:27:42 It was always fun.
1:27:43 – It was always fun.
1:27:43 I miss you, brother.
1:27:47 – Easy, breezy beautiful girl. – Until next time.