Diggnation Episode #003

0:00:03 – ♪ What the fuck is up, bro ♪
0:00:05 – We’re back. – Look at that.
0:00:06 – I’m a sciatica.
0:00:08 – I was a child of the 90s, Kevin.
0:00:11 – First of all, did you ever have crushes
0:00:12 on animated characters?
0:00:14 – Of course, Princess Elura from Voltron.
0:00:15 – Snake Eyes is cool.
0:00:16 I always thought they could get together.
0:00:17 – Snake Eyes is cute, but I get you.
0:00:19 (laughing)
0:00:21 – I don’t want to undergo circumcision.
0:00:22 For this one, I’d have to see a picture
0:00:24 before I could weigh in.
0:00:25 – Of what?
0:00:27 – No one wants to be chased by a cocaine shark.
0:00:29 – Oh, Jesus.
0:00:31 – You didn’t even think about that.
0:00:32 – And I’ve had a couple drinks.
0:00:35 Can I eat one and just see what happens?
0:00:36 – Oh, it’s calling 911.
0:00:38 – What’s up, bro?
0:00:39 – Glenn’s here.
0:00:40 – Hey!
0:00:41 – Yeah!
0:00:44 – El, you’ve just been like fucking forever.
0:00:45 – It’s been about 12 years.
0:00:47 – Fuck me.
0:00:48 – Yeah, what’s up, man?
0:00:50 – Yeah.
0:00:52 – Let’s see what happens.
0:00:58 – Welcome to Dave Nation.
0:01:03 You’re also potentially hazardous to your health.
0:01:06 – All right, moving on.
0:01:08 Why do you just fly?
0:01:09 You’re freaking out.
0:01:10 I’ve noticed this earlier.
0:01:12 – In Southern California, and I have fruit.
0:01:14 – You put zombie, and you put deer in the title,
0:01:16 and I don’t want to do it.
0:01:19 – Dignation.com
0:01:20 – Hey, friends, if you’re watching this right now,
0:01:23 real quick, you should know, this is the last time
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0:02:00 – Hello, friends and family, and welcome to “Dignation.”
0:02:01 My name is Kevin Rose.
0:02:02 – And I’m Alex Albrecht.
0:02:05 “Dignation” now covers some of the hottest topics
0:02:09 that we find interesting across the worldwide web.
0:02:12 Some of those young kids call it the WWS.
0:02:14 – Yes, we also use chatGBT,
0:02:16 and other sources to find information these days.
0:02:18 – We do, although I’d say you more than me.
0:02:19 – That’s right.
0:02:20 – You’re like Mr. ChatGBT.
0:02:21 – No, perplexity is worth it.
0:02:22 – Dude, all of them, I like to use them,
0:02:25 although I will say…
0:02:26 – Oh, okay.
0:02:27 – Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:02:29 Did you, so what happened?
0:02:30 Did you actually acquire these?
0:02:32 – Okay, yeah, so before we get into the show,
0:02:33 we can have a beer.
0:02:34 – Okay.
0:02:35 – So I failed on the beer front.
0:02:37 First of all, Glenn’s here.
0:02:38 – Hey!
0:02:39 – Yay!
0:02:40 – Holy hell.
0:02:41 – Welcome back.
0:02:42 – How is that even possible?
0:02:44 – How’s it possible?
0:02:45 – Time travel.
0:02:46 – Time travel.
0:02:47 – What’s up, sir?
0:02:49 Good to see you.
0:02:50 – What’s up, guys?
0:02:50 – It’s so good to see you, brother.
0:02:53 – Is this Pliny the Elder, like the fancy Pliny the Elder?
0:02:54 – Hold on, we’ll talk about that.
0:02:55 But let me tell you the Glenn story.
0:02:57 So here’s the horrible Glenn story.
0:02:58 – Whoa.
0:02:59 – The Glenn story is that like,
0:03:00 and remember in our episode,
0:03:02 we were like, oh, Glenn can’t make it.
0:03:04 – Yeah, we did the in-member in-members,
0:03:05 so it’s a fine thing.
0:03:06 – Yeah, he’s probably flying drones
0:03:08 and then resting peace, and we thought he was dead.
0:03:13 But the thing was, is I thought he was in the Bay Area.
0:03:14 – Yeah, me too.
0:03:15 – And so I hit him up, I’m like,
0:03:17 dude, like if you ever make it down,
0:03:19 he’s like, dude, I live in LA like a few blocks away
0:03:21 (laughing)
0:03:23 – You’re like, whoa, what a change of events.
0:03:25 – I know, so cheers, by the way.
0:03:26 – Cheers.
0:03:27 – Well, we’re glad to have you here, brother.
0:03:28 – Hey, buddy.
0:03:29 – Mm.
0:03:31 – Mm.
0:03:32 – Ah.
0:03:33 – Whoa, buddy.
0:03:35 – Yeah, Pliny the Elder.
0:03:37 Okay, so I did not get the beer I wanted to get.
0:03:38 – Well, first off,
0:03:43 I have not had like a fancy beer in a very long time.
0:03:45 – This is the number three ranked IPA in the world.
0:03:47 – This is glorious.
0:03:47 – It is glorious.
0:03:48 – And I don’t think I’ve ever had this.
0:03:51 – Is this the one that people have to stay in line with?
0:03:52 – That’s Pliny the Younger.
0:03:53 – Oh, that’s the Younger one.
0:03:54 – This is the Elder.
0:03:58 Little bit more hair on this one than the Younger.
0:04:01 But I will say, so here’s the funny thing.
0:04:01 – God, that’s good, Kevin.
0:04:02 – It is really good.
0:04:03 – Oh, shit.
0:04:05 – So, hold on.
0:04:06 – Yeah, take your time.
0:04:08 Suck it, suck it.
0:04:10 – So the number one ranked beer in the world
0:04:12 is, according to Beer Advocate,
0:04:14 is Heady Topper by the Alchemist.
0:04:15 – Okay.
0:04:19 – It’s a strange story, the main Vermont.
0:04:24 And I had always wanted to try this beer,
0:04:28 and Glenn’s like, “Oh, yeah, yeah, he’s with Buddy Mine.”
0:04:31 And I was like, “What are you talking about?
0:04:33 Like, this is the hardest beer to get in the world.”
0:04:36 He’s like, “Oh, yeah, yeah, we used to live together.”
0:04:38 And I’m like, “What are you talking about?”
0:04:41 And it’s true, this is a buddy of Glenn’s,
0:04:44 and I went and visited it out there
0:04:46 when I was out there for another friend’s wedding.
0:04:48 And Glenn, you connect this, I think via email
0:04:49 or something like that.
0:04:50 Super nice guy.
0:04:51 – Did you try it?
0:04:53 – Yeah, I sent him a bottle of wine, actually.
0:04:55 Remember when I think we were staying out there?
0:04:56 This was like a few years ago.
0:04:57 Yeah, I tried, it’s amazing.
0:05:01 I ordered it from a third party
0:05:04 because I wanted to get it here as fast as possible.
0:05:04 It didn’t make it in time,
0:05:06 but we will have it for the next episode.
0:05:07 – I love it, dude.
0:05:08 – But I’m very excited to try it.
0:05:11 So, Pliny Russian River Brewing, fantastic beers.
0:05:13 They make a younger, I had their younger this year.
0:05:14 It’s amazing.
0:05:17 Sadly, they’re going for $150 a bottle right now.
0:05:18 – Aw.
0:05:19 – Yeah, I didn’t buy that.
0:05:20 – No. – And it’s number two.
0:05:21 Why would you buy number two?
0:05:21 – Yeah, come on.
0:05:23 – And this is number three, it was like eight bucks.
0:05:24 – This was eight bucks?
0:05:25 – It was like nine.
0:05:26 – Nine dollars.
0:05:27 – Yes.
0:05:29 Maybe if you couldn’t find it, it’s still–
0:05:30 – Ah, there’s the rub.
0:05:32 – But no, it’s not that hard anymore.
0:05:33 Isn’t it good?
0:05:37 – Dude, I have not, like I said,
0:05:38 ’cause I mean, look, at the end of the day,
0:05:43 as people remember, I and/kevin were big beer drinkers,
0:05:45 – Yes.
0:05:47 – And then I just got to this point where I was like,
0:05:50 it just makes me so like bloated and heavy,
0:05:51 you know what I mean?
0:05:52 – Yeah, oh yeah.
0:05:54 – And then to be fair, I just started drinking more wine
0:05:58 and I got really into, not into wine like ooh.
0:05:59 But like, I just enjoy it.
0:06:00 – Yeah.
0:06:02 – And I also feel like I’m really good at like
0:06:05 getting cheap wine that I like.
0:06:06 – Yeah.
0:06:07 – My dad used to do this all the time.
0:06:10 So my dad used to have, I think it was called like Mark,
0:06:15 Mark Johnson, Mark something, and he would get,
0:06:18 and it was Pinot Noir, and he would buy the magnums.
0:06:20 And it was just for him.
0:06:23 And he would just have a magnum open.
0:06:25 No, it would take like five days,
0:06:26 – Right.
0:06:26 – In a week or whatever.
0:06:28 But he would just be like, magnum, magnum, magnum.
0:06:29 And I was like, dude, what?
0:06:31 And he was like, it’s fine, it’s good.
0:06:32 It’s, I like this red wine.
0:06:35 And so now I kind of get that because like,
0:06:36 I’ll go to Costco and I’ll buy like,
0:06:40 they have like a Brunello, that’s the Kirkland Brunello.
0:06:43 And it’s like, you know, 10 bucks, whatever.
0:06:44 And I’ll just buy a case of that.
0:06:45 – That doesn’t give you a headache?
0:06:46 – No.
0:06:47 Everything gives me a headache, Kevin.
0:06:48 – Okay, so then you’re fine.
0:06:49 – Actually, I did wake up this morning,
0:06:51 I had a bottle last night and I woke up this morning
0:06:54 and I was like, oh, I don’t know if I should’ve done that
0:06:56 before doing “Dignation” again.
0:06:57 But I’ll be all right.
0:06:58 – He’s in 10 minutes and five.
0:06:59 – Oh my God.
0:07:01 – That’s the nice thing about beer.
0:07:02 Yeah.
0:07:03 – The natural ones, yeah.
0:07:05 – The first thing Glenn gets here,
0:07:07 Glenn gets here like, you know, he’s in the bathroom.
0:07:09 And I’m like, Glenn wants some wine.
0:07:10 And he’d be like, yeah, I’ll take whatever.
0:07:12 He’s like, do you have any natural wines,
0:07:14 like made in custom orders and shit?
0:07:15 – That’s amazing.
0:07:17 – No, they’re really good.
0:07:18 The orange wines are fantastic.
0:07:20 Have you ever had any orange wines?
0:07:21 – Made from oranges?
0:07:22 – No, no, no.
0:07:23 It’s like, actually, they use,
0:07:26 it’s at the time of, they leave the grape actually in
0:07:28 the wine, they take it out early.
0:07:31 And so it gives it more of an orange hue.
0:07:33 And they’re typically natural wines.
0:07:34 They’re really good.
0:07:35 I’ll bring one next time.
0:07:36 – Yeah, I don’t, I’m gonna say that.
0:07:37 – They’re not expensive at all.
0:07:38 They’re just like this.
0:07:39 – That’s the best.
0:07:41 – All right, so we’ve got good beers to start.
0:07:42 – Well, so before we get into it,
0:07:47 we do want to say, A, as we said on the last episode,
0:07:51 we have decided that we will,
0:07:52 and by the way, that’s the other thing
0:07:54 you don’t get with wine is so many burps.
0:07:55 So I apologize.
0:07:56 – We are sponsored by Gas X.
0:07:57 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:58 – We were getting older.
0:08:01 – By the way, Gas X is great.
0:08:03 So no fun of a good product.
0:08:09 So as we said last week, we were excited.
0:08:11 We had such a good time getting together
0:08:12 to do this sort of one more time.
0:08:14 We decided, you know what, come on.
0:08:15 – One more time.
0:08:16 – Let’s do it a couple more times.
0:08:20 That said, I have a feeling that this episode
0:08:23 is gonna be coming out probably right on the heels
0:08:24 of the one that just came out.
0:08:25 – Probably a little bit late.
0:08:26 Maybe heels-ish.
0:08:27 – Heels-ish?
0:08:29 Don’t get used to them coming out once a week
0:08:30 or once every two weeks.
0:08:31 Like it’s gonna be a little bit more.
0:08:32 – Like you’re used to it.
0:08:33 Just not on that so often.
0:08:34 – You could be used to it,
0:08:36 but just are you ready to be disappointed a little?
0:08:37 – So we’re thinking about one every three weeks.
0:08:41 – One every three weeks is kind of what we’re shooting for.
0:08:43 But honestly, it’s been really great,
0:08:45 not only seeing everybody’s reactions,
0:08:47 but also reconnecting with old fans.
0:08:48 I mean, there’s so many people that I was just like,
0:08:50 oh my God, dude, and old friends.
0:08:52 Like people have come out of the woodwork to be like,
0:08:54 oh my God, I’m so excited you’re back doing this thing.
0:08:55 Like congratulations, it’s so fun.
0:09:00 So thank you guys all really for consuming the content
0:09:02 and being happy that we’re back
0:09:03 ’cause we’re happy that we’re back.
0:09:04 – Yes, and I will say,
0:09:06 if you do want us to do it more often,
0:09:09 the easiest way to do that is you definitely,
0:09:10 if you’re an old school watcher,
0:09:12 if you’re new to this, hello, welcome.
0:09:13 – Hello. – We’re glad to have you.
0:09:14 – Yes.
0:09:16 – Tell your old friends that used to watch with you
0:09:17 that we’re back. – Yeah, yeah.
0:09:18 – Because that will get us more numbers
0:09:20 and we’ll get more numbers and actually we’ll,
0:09:22 we figure if we get to a big enough state,
0:09:24 we can actually take sponsors at some point,
0:09:25 I don’t know, we’ll figure it out.
0:09:25 – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – But anyway,
0:09:30 tell your friends, to that end, new things have happened.
0:09:34 There is a new invention called Instagram,
0:09:36 since we last, well, actually Instagram was around,
0:09:38 but we weren’t really doing clips or anything.
0:09:39 – Well, Instagram reels probably wasn’t around
0:09:41 and definitely weren’t around it, so.
0:09:43 – So some of our best of clips,
0:09:47 instagram.com/thedignation, the Dignation.
0:09:49 Tiktok. – New.
0:09:49 – New.
0:09:52 – .com/thedignation. – Mm-hmm.
0:09:55 – Our website with all the RSS links for the podcast,
0:09:59 if you wanted an audio, is @dignation.show.
0:10:00 – Mm-hmm.
0:10:03 – Fans @dignation.com, email us.
0:10:04 – Fans @dignation.show.
0:10:06 – The show, Friday.
0:10:08 – Fans @dignation.show. – I got it.
0:10:10 – There’s something still out of that domain.
0:10:12 – If you happen to have @dignation.com
0:10:15 and you’d like to offer your services for a pass through,
0:10:16 please let us know.
0:10:17 – Yeah, somebody has it.
0:10:19 – Fans @dignation.show.
0:10:20 – Fans @dignation.show, email us.
0:10:21 We can read your emails on the show
0:10:23 like we used to back in the day.
0:10:27 And of course, where you can watch this high def 4K content
0:10:29 is youtube.com/Dignation.
0:10:31 Yes, if you’d like to compare and contrast,
0:10:32 it’s very funny.
0:10:37 And now my youtube feed is like old episodes of “Dignation”
0:10:38 and then the new episode of “Dignation”
0:10:41 and the thumbnails are very specific about age.
0:10:42 – Yeah.
0:10:45 – Like see, just this little baby, Kevin and Alex,
0:10:47 right in like my old garage,
0:10:50 right next to us being like, yeah, it’s gonna be great.
0:10:51 – We’re bad.
0:10:52 – We’re bad, yeah.
0:10:55 – Oh, my sciatica, I can’t sit for too long.
0:10:56 – Fat, you got sexed up.
0:10:59 Just like, it’s horrible.
0:11:00 – Okay.
0:11:01 – I feel ya.
0:11:02 – All right.
0:11:02 – Anyway, we’re very excited.
0:11:03 Oh, but I did want to say,
0:11:06 one of the other things that’s been really cool is,
0:11:09 I’m now getting fed some like clips and stuff
0:11:12 from like old episodes and remembering,
0:11:14 we got to do some really cool shit.
0:11:15 – Yeah, no doubt.
0:11:18 – And it reminded me of one of my favorite moments
0:11:21 that we had, which I’m sure you remember,
0:11:26 we went to the Indy car race track.
0:11:27 – With Danica.
0:11:32 – And Danica Patrick took us on a lap in the Pace car,
0:11:34 which by the way, was a Honda Civic hybrid.
0:11:36 And I’ve never known that a Honda Civic hybrid
0:11:38 could go that fucking fast.
0:11:39 – Well, she was like–
0:11:40 – In flip-flops.
0:11:43 – She’s like five, and she just goes.
0:11:44 – You know, I love that.
0:11:46 – I know, she was totally a U-type girl.
0:11:49 – Well, back then, I mean, she’s tiny and–
0:11:51 – Hey, hey, she’s good, she’s cute.
0:11:52 – My favorite though is,
0:11:55 we were supposed to go on a second lap.
0:11:56 Kevin was like, get me the fuck out of this car.
0:11:58 – Yeah, dude, I don’t want to die.
0:12:01 – I want to stop after this boy.
0:12:02 – You got him!
0:12:04 – Hey, let’s stop, let’s stop, let’s stop, let’s stop.
0:12:06 (laughing)
0:12:08 – Okay, okay, I need to get out, I definitely need to get out.
0:12:09 – Yeah, this would be good.
0:12:12 – Oh, I was like, there you go!
0:12:15 – A flip-flop can get stuck underneath the pedal.
0:12:17 – It was so much fun.
0:12:19 – I’m a crocs, I got new crocs, by the way.
0:12:20 – Oh, those are nice.
0:12:21 – Camo. – Camo.
0:12:22 – Camo.
0:12:24 – Little croc action, you know, saving some money.
0:12:26 – Yeah, saving some money.
0:12:28 ‘Cause that’s what you need to do is get crocs
0:12:29 to just save some money.
0:12:30 – Well, you’ve seen the one we’ve been drinking
0:12:32 on these episodes? – Yeah, that’s true, that is true.
0:12:35 I apologize, I apologize for drinking all that fancy wine.
0:12:37 I’m still got my flip-flops.
0:12:38 I think I might be buried in my flip-flops.
0:12:41 – Yeah, if Crocs wants to sponsor us.
0:12:42 – I’ve never owned a pair of crocs.
0:12:43 – Oh, they’re so comfortable.
0:12:44 – Really?
0:12:45 – Oh, yeah, well, I assure you,
0:12:46 you got like 10 and a half though, right?
0:12:47 – Nine and a half, 10.
0:12:49 – I’m gonna get you a crocs next episode.
0:12:50 I’ll get you some fancy ones.
0:12:51 – They’re upstairs.
0:12:54 – I love it, yeah. – Now this is Crocs too.
0:12:55 – By the way, I know I’m gonna show up
0:12:57 and have like some fucking strawberry shortcake crocs.
0:12:58 – No, no, I’ll get you some cool ones.
0:13:00 – Oh, thank you, I’ll thank you.
0:13:01 – I’m very excited, now I’ll get Crocs.
0:13:03 – So let me write this down, 10 and a half, Crocs.
0:13:05 – Nine and a half slash 10.
0:13:06 – So let’s just do 10.
0:13:07 – Just do 10.
0:13:08 – Yeah, more Crocs.
0:13:10 – Okay, Crocs, Amazon, Crocs.
0:13:10 – Okay, Affiliate.
0:13:12 – All right, so Affiliate Lips.
0:13:13 – Save that money.
0:13:15 – Oh my God, all right, let’s get into this, Cadence.
0:13:16 – Let’s do it.
0:13:17 – We just started.
0:13:21 So this story was like one of the stories
0:13:24 that just baffles my mind, okay.
0:13:28 The viral Chase bank glitch is actually a crime
0:13:29 and could land you in prison.
0:13:31 So this happened a while ago,
0:13:34 I started seeing this all over the place.
0:13:40 Essentially what happened was somebody figured out bank fraud
0:13:45 and thought that somehow it was an ATM software glitch.
0:13:49 So what this guy did was he just wrote a check
0:13:53 to himself on a bank account that had no money
0:13:55 and deposited it into the ATM at Chase
0:14:00 and was like shocked that there was funds available.
0:14:02 And so he withdrew those funds
0:14:04 and was like went on TikTok and was like,
0:14:08 bro, there is a software glitch happening right now.
0:14:10 It’s an infinite money glitch.
0:14:13 Write a check from an account that doesn’t have any money
0:14:14 and then put it in the ATM
0:14:16 and they’ll let you take some of it out.
0:14:17 They don’t even know.
0:14:19 – That’s called, they’re giving you a little credit
0:14:20 thinking you’re not going to scam us.
0:14:22 – It’s called check fraud.
0:14:24 It’s literally called, I think it’s called check kiting.
0:14:26 It’s literally what it is where you write a check
0:14:27 that you know won’t have any funds,
0:14:29 deposit it in a bank or cash it in a bank.
0:14:30 – How much did he get to own like a hundred bucks
0:14:31 at a time or something like that?
0:14:32 They don’t give you the full amount.
0:14:33 – No, he started doing it over and over
0:14:34 because he thought it was like,
0:14:36 he thought it was like World of Warcraft
0:14:38 where you can buy an item for like five gold
0:14:40 from some vendor and sell it to another vendor for 10.
0:14:42 – He’s like taking bansions now for the close the whole?
0:14:45 – He’s like, and it went viral on TikTok
0:14:46 ’cause he was telling people,
0:14:51 guys, I’ve figured out money, go to a bank and steal it.
0:14:53 And they’re all like, dude, this guy’s unlocked the code,
0:14:55 man, let’s go.
0:14:56 Everybody write these checks.
0:14:57 And then we’re just, and everybody,
0:15:01 and then all of a sudden he went back on TikTok
0:15:05 and was like, the bank is really made.
0:15:08 I did the gosh, you’re gonna be looking for me one time.
0:15:09 It was their fault.
0:15:10 It was like, how is it their fault?
0:15:11 – No, that’s called fraud.
0:15:13 It’s literally check fraud.
0:15:15 Like, Steven Spielberg made a movie about that.
0:15:17 – So you got arrested?
0:15:20 – I’m assuming, look, to be fair,
0:15:23 I didn’t follow up past the virality of the moment.
0:15:25 I’m assuming maybe not arrested,
0:15:26 but probably has to pay back.
0:15:29 – If you chase though, you gotta have to be like,
0:15:31 you know, he’s not playing with a full deck.
0:15:33 – Yeah, but, so it’s the bank.
0:15:35 So the bank is like, that guy’s an idiot.
0:15:36 We should probably give him money.
0:15:38 – No, but no, not give him money.
0:15:39 – That guy stole money from him.
0:15:41 Well, let’s ask him some questions
0:15:43 about the status of the United States.
0:15:47 – He clearly thought that he had found like a loophole.
0:15:48 Like, you know what I mean?
0:15:52 Like, it was like he was like, meaning, it’s a bank.
0:15:54 – So I have something happen to me one time.
0:15:56 – I stole money from my bank?
0:15:57 – Yeah, almost.
0:15:58 I had no money.
0:16:01 This was like 2000, it was broke as hell.
0:16:02 – Okay.
0:16:03 – And I logged into my bank account
0:16:06 and there was a hundred and like $20,000 set.
0:16:09 They had wired, somebody had wired money into my account
0:16:10 that went to the wrong account.
0:16:13 – Oh, that is, that is an interesting–
0:16:15 – You know, I normally have like a hundred dollars,
0:16:16 you know, in my bank account.
0:16:16 – And they had some X’s.
0:16:20 – And I was like, hmm, do I go into the branch?
0:16:23 Do I just take his $300 out?
0:16:24 ‘Cause that was max, you could take out a time.
0:16:25 – Ooh.
0:16:29 – And so I took a picture of it.
0:16:30 No, I don’t think I take it.
0:16:32 I don’t think we had smartphones back then.
0:16:33 – I took a picture.
0:16:34 – I don’t know, I got the ATM receipt
0:16:36 because I wanted to say someday I will have this.
0:16:38 So I got like a little printed out,
0:16:40 like one day I will have this.
0:16:43 And so I got the receipt but then I didn’t do anything.
0:16:45 And then literally the next day it was gone.
0:16:45 – Wow.
0:16:46 – They messed up.
0:16:48 – That’s so, so that’s a different thing.
0:16:49 – If I had gone–
0:16:50 – Like I discovered checkkiting.
0:16:51 – Yeah, but if I had gone into the branch
0:16:52 and took it out on 50K and be like,
0:16:55 hey, I’m just trying here to get my money out.
0:16:57 Like you still go to jail for that.
0:16:59 – I don’t know if you would have gone to jail for that
0:17:00 ’cause you could have been like,
0:17:02 oh, I thought I won some lottery
0:17:04 and there was a direct deposit.
0:17:05 Did you buy any tickets?
0:17:06 No, I just, I thought that–
0:17:07 – Nobody would have done–
0:17:08 – I was just under that impression.
0:17:11 One of my favorite jokes from Animaniacs.
0:17:12 – Oh, shit.
0:17:13 – Devs, have you ever remember Animaniacs?
0:17:14 – Of course.
0:17:17 ♪ I got that Animaniac ♪
0:17:19 – One of my favorite jokes is they get trapped
0:17:21 in this elevator and the maintenance man
0:17:22 is like working on the thing.
0:17:25 And then like 10 minutes goes by and they’re like,
0:17:26 okay, somebody’s gonna come and help.
0:17:29 And they’re like, oh, you guys are still in there?
0:17:30 And he goes, yeah, we’re still in there.
0:17:32 And he was like, I was under the impression
0:17:33 you guys got out.
0:17:35 He was like, why would you think that?
0:17:36 He was like, I was just under that impression.
0:17:38 – You’re still in there?
0:17:41 – It was our indication that you got out.
0:17:42 – Oh, really?
0:17:45 That gave you that indication.
0:17:47 – That’s just an indication we had.
0:17:48 – Dude.
0:17:49 – Like this fucking funny shit.
0:17:50 – Dude, why–
0:17:51 – That’s one of my favorite–
0:17:52 – How are you an Animaniac guy?
0:17:54 – I was a child of the nineties, Kevin.
0:17:56 – First of all, you could’ve been watching Transformers.
0:17:57 – Was.
0:17:58 – G.I. Joe.
0:17:59 – Was.
0:18:00 – DuckTales.
0:18:01 – Was.
0:18:02 – Uh, Smurfs.
0:18:03 Smurfette was hot.
0:18:05 – I know, but Smurfs was more my sister.
0:18:06 My older sister.
0:18:06 – What?
0:18:07 – She was more into Smurfs.
0:18:10 I think Smurfs, that looked like your older sister.
0:18:12 – Yeah, I could be into Smurfette.
0:18:13 She looks like my sister.
0:18:14 – What?
0:18:15 No, no, I was just like–
0:18:16 – I remember my whole blues.
0:18:19 – Did you ever have crushes on animated characters?
0:18:21 – Of course, Princess Ulura from Voltron.
0:18:22 – I don’t remember her.
0:18:24 – Fuckin’ hell, that was like my thing.
0:18:26 – Well, I liked, who was the one on G.I. Joe?
0:18:27 Lady Jane?
0:18:28 – Lady Jane.
0:18:30 – Yeah, Lady Jane was hot.
0:18:31 Sassy, too.
0:18:32 – She was, yes, yeah.
0:18:33 – Snake Eyes was cool.
0:18:34 I was something to get together.
0:18:35 – Snake Eyes was a game, but I gotcha.
0:18:37 (laughing)
0:18:39 – I totally get what you’re going to say.
0:18:41 – You don’t know that Snake Eyes was a dude.
0:18:42 – Oh, that is true.
0:18:44 – ‘Cause they never took their mask off.
0:18:45 – Well, then he was a very athletic woman.
0:18:48 (laughing)
0:18:51 – They had Snake Eyes.
0:18:51 – Snake Eyes.
0:18:53 – They knew what was underneath there,
0:18:54 ’cause it was Snake Eyes.
0:18:56 – Oh, gosh, all that stuff was good.
0:18:59 I remember, I had to sleep over,
0:19:01 and we were watching Voltron.
0:19:02 God, kids are so dumb.
0:19:03 – What’s the name of the Voltron woman?
0:19:04 I wanna look her up.
0:19:05 – Princess Ulura.
0:19:08 – Princess Ulura? – Ulura.
0:19:12 – A-L-L-U-R-R-R. – A-L-L-U-R-R-R.
0:19:14 (laughing)
0:19:17 – Oh, oh, shit. – Yeah, dude.
0:19:19 Not that one, that’s the new one.
0:19:20 That’s the one.
0:19:22 – Oh, why can’t you like– – Classic.
0:19:23 I could like both, I’m just saying.
0:19:26 That’s the one that little Alex, you know, boner boy.
0:19:29 That’s where that was. – Oh, yeah, he got the blue eyes.
0:19:31 – So I had, so kids are so fucking dumb.
0:19:33 He went to sleep.
0:19:35 I stayed up a little bit later watching bullshit.
0:19:37 I mean, I think it was like Godzilla versus Mothra
0:19:39 or some shit, which was awesome.
0:19:41 And then the next day, I was like,
0:19:43 “Dude, you missed it, you fell asleep.”
0:19:47 Late night, there’s like some Japanese porn
0:19:48 that they played with the Voltron chicken.
0:19:50 It was all porn, it was great.
0:19:51 You saw everything.
0:19:53 And he was like, “What?”
0:19:55 And I was like, “Yeah, you fell asleep, you missed it.”
0:19:56 And he was like, “Fuck.”
0:19:57 – You told that to a friend?
0:20:00 – Yeah, ’cause again, kids are stupid.
0:20:00 I don’t know why I thought that–
0:20:01 – It never happened.
0:20:03 – No, fuck it, of course I did.
0:20:05 So that’s who you like, the pink helmet chick.
0:20:06 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20:07 – Oh yeah, she’s kinda cute.
0:20:09 – I mean, of all, like there’s so many,
0:20:10 like Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazard.
0:20:13 – Oh, Daisy, well that’s a real woman.
0:20:14 – This is a real woman, kid.
0:20:15 (laughing)
0:20:17 That ain’t no Snake Eyes.
0:20:19 – Dude, first of all, don’t hate on Snake Eyes.
0:20:20 – She’s a princess.
0:20:25 I love Snake Eyes as a male person to look up to.
0:20:27 – First of all, Snake Eyes was a badass.
0:20:28 Well, they’ve made so many movies now.
0:20:29 It’s clearly a dude now.
0:20:30 – I know, I know.
0:20:31 – Could have been a woman then.
0:20:32 – Anyway, long story short,
0:20:34 if you’re getting free money,
0:20:37 especially from a bank,
0:20:39 it is illegal.
0:20:40 No bank is just gonna be like,
0:20:41 I’m gonna give you some free money.
0:20:44 – Unless it’s high interest checking.
0:20:45 – Unless it’s high interest checking.
0:20:46 – You never know.
0:20:48 All right, so, okay, here we go.
0:20:49 Next story.
0:20:53 My girlfriend really wants me to get circumcised.
0:20:55 Okay, hear me out now.
0:20:56 – Okay, first off, you’re married,
0:20:57 so I don’t know who this person is.
0:20:59 (laughing)
0:21:02 – This is a 27 year old male from the UK.
0:21:03 – Okay.
0:21:04 – He’s an atheist.
0:21:05 – Okay.
0:21:05 – As one is, that’s fine.
0:21:06 – Yeah.
0:21:10 – His girlfriend is 31 year old Christian from Africa,
0:21:13 has expressed that she doesn’t like him uncircumcised
0:21:17 and wants him to undergo circumcision.
0:21:19 They’ve been dating for four months
0:21:22 and things have become more serious
0:21:24 and she’s been insisting on the matter.
0:21:26 Initially, he said, I thought she was joking,
0:21:29 but lately, she’s made it clear
0:21:31 that if they’re going to have kids,
0:21:32 which you can do with either way.
0:21:34 – That still works, it’s just–
0:21:38 – And want to marry me, you’ll get this procedure done.
0:21:41 I’m at a loss because I’ve repeatedly told her,
0:21:43 I don’t want to undergo circumcision.
0:21:44 – I mean, that’s–
0:21:45 – Signing the risks,
0:21:47 I don’t know how many risks there are about it, but–
0:21:49 – I think there might be more risks as you’re older.
0:21:50 – Is it?
0:21:51 – When you get older.
0:21:52 – For this one, I’d have to see a picture
0:21:54 before I could weigh in.
0:21:55 – Of what?
0:21:56 Yeah, I was just about to say.
0:21:59 – Of the woman, of the woman.
0:22:01 – Yeah, maybe his penis is like super fucked up
0:22:02 and it needs to get circumcised.
0:22:07 – If she’s like a 10, you’re doing not all his penis.
0:22:09 – If she’s like a 10.
0:22:10 – No, but–
0:22:13 – I get you, what’s the long-term viability
0:22:14 of this relationship?
0:22:15 I hear that.
0:22:18 – Sometimes, you’re out of your pay grade, right?
0:22:19 – Yes.
0:22:22 – And if he is a two and she’s like eight and a half,
0:22:23 you could choppy choppy.
0:22:24 – I get that, I get that.
0:22:26 No, I totally get that, I see what you mean.
0:22:28 – You can also see a picture of his drunk though,
0:22:31 because it could be excessive foreskin, like just–
0:22:32 – Yeah, it could just be an issue.
0:22:35 – Thank you, Glenn, for the excessive foreskin.
0:22:36 – I’m so glad to have Glenn back.
0:22:37 – It’s great.
0:22:38 – He brings the reality to it,
0:22:40 because there could be excessive foreskin
0:22:41 that needs to be taken care of.
0:22:43 – He knows the medical ramifications of foreskin.
0:22:46 – He’s clearly been a doctor in the previous life.
0:22:48 Okay, so question.
0:22:49 – Yes.
0:22:51 – Is everyone here circumcised?
0:22:51 – Yes, yes.
0:22:52 – Yeah.
0:22:53 – Same.
0:22:55 (laughing)
0:23:00 – Okay, well, I just love, I just love how softly you did that.
0:23:04 – I know.
0:23:05 – Is everybody here circumcised?
0:23:07 And then concern in your eyes?
0:23:08 – I know.
0:23:10 – Yeah, and once everybody consides is–
0:23:13 – ‘Cause if somebody said no, I’d have to go to the room
0:23:15 and be like, well, let me ask you a question.
0:23:16 – I get that, I get that.
0:23:17 – Here’s the real question.
0:23:19 What if they flip the script and someone would say,
0:23:21 hey, I don’t like foreskin?
0:23:23 Could you do a reattachment procedure?
0:23:25 – I mean, I don’t want, here’s the thing.
0:23:28 And I think this is exactly where this guy gets.
0:23:30 When you’re young and shit happens to you,
0:23:33 you know, like if you get circumcised when you’re young,
0:23:34 like who, I don’t know.
0:23:34 – You don’t remember?
0:23:36 – I don’t fucking know that.
0:23:40 But any conscious decision where it’s voluntary to go,
0:23:43 I would like to be unconscious and someone cut my penis.
0:23:44 That is–
0:23:45 – Right.
0:23:46 – Never the choice.
0:23:48 – Well, first of all, I am–
0:23:49 – Voluntary.
0:23:51 – I’ll do a little over exposure here
0:23:54 in the spirit of Dignation.
0:23:55 – Yeah, yeah.
0:23:57 – You know, I like to keep shit tight,
0:23:58 you know, as one should.
0:23:59 We keep our junk tight.
0:24:03 Like we don’t want Amazon.com like going growing.
0:24:06 So when I trim down, and thankfully I have a razor now
0:24:07 that protects against that,
0:24:11 but back in the day, you would cut your dick sometimes
0:24:14 with a razor when you’re trimming down there.
0:24:15 It hurts.
0:24:16 – Yeah, it’s not a fun thing.
0:24:19 – Yeah, it really, and that’s just a nick.
0:24:24 Could you imagine taking off like a huge fold?
0:24:27 – Well, first off, whoever said that like balls
0:24:30 is like indicates like strength,
0:24:34 that’s never had balls hit by a small thing.
0:24:35 Like literally getting flicked in the balls
0:24:37 is one of the most painful things
0:24:38 we’ve experienced as a guy.
0:24:38 – Oh yeah, if you flipped like that,
0:24:39 you could drop to the ground.
0:24:41 – So I don’t know why that’s like been the like,
0:24:42 oh yeah, it takes balls to do this thing.
0:24:44 – Dude, you know those slap competitions
0:24:44 that they have on YouTube?
0:24:45 – Oh yeah, slap off.
0:24:47 – They should do that with–
0:24:48 (laughing)
0:24:49 – By the way, that would so,
0:24:51 I would love to see the cut of like the first one.
0:24:53 The guy’s like got his hands tied by his back.
0:24:55 And the guy just goes, “What?”
0:24:58 That guy dies, they never do it again.
0:25:02 Like that’s literally, that guy dies on the floor.
0:25:03 And they’re like, this was the worst idea.
0:25:04 I don’t know why we’d ever do it.
0:25:05 – Right, right, he would ever do it.
0:25:08 – I might just stick it for the first time.
0:25:10 – Oh yeah.
0:25:12 – A month ago, for the first time, did you cut it?
0:25:17 – It was just a little bit of blood.
0:25:19 – Yeah, so you were zipping fast and you hit it.
0:25:21 – I was driving.
0:25:22 – You were driving?
0:25:25 – Okay, was your, I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know.
0:25:29 Sounds great, I’m glad you survived, I’m glad you survived.
0:25:33 – Okay, so Glenn was driving, caught it in the zipper,
0:25:34 as one does when they drop.
0:25:37 – Yeah, what was that, something about Mary?
0:25:41 Remember when he zips his junk on the thing?
0:25:43 – So anyway, back to this guy though.
0:25:45 Let’s get serious for a second here.
0:25:46 I know we’ve been on Jogin’ Around.
0:25:50 He’s 27, she’s 31, she’s probably more experienced.
0:25:53 I think as much as I disagree, I mean, A,
0:25:56 I kinda feel like any time you’re in a relationship
0:25:59 with somebody that is trying to force you to do something
0:26:02 that is so extreme and outside of your comfort zone
0:26:04 and that you’re very clearly against,
0:26:06 that’s a relationship red flag.
0:26:07 – To be fair, he’s probably only against it
0:26:10 because it hurts.
0:26:13 – I don’t know, I mean, it’s his dick, he’s 27,
0:26:14 that’s what his dick looks like.
0:26:15 – That’s fair.
0:26:16 – You know what I mean?
0:26:17 That’s like somebody being like, okay, I wanna date you,
0:26:21 but you’ve got a so a vest onto your penis.
0:26:22 – Right, like what the fuck?
0:26:24 – It could be like breast implants.
0:26:25 – Yeah, yeah, like breast implants.
0:26:26 Oh yeah, like if you were like,
0:26:29 you have to get breast implants or I’d date you.
0:26:30 – Fuck you, guyer.
0:26:31 – Yeah, fuck you, yeah.
0:26:32 So, I think we just landed.
0:26:34 – Yeah, yeah, don’t do it, my friend.
0:26:36 – Good luck to you, sir.
0:26:36 – Yes.
0:26:41 – I would, I think the consensus amongst the elite here
0:26:43 and knowledgeable medical professionals–
0:26:44 – Is don’t do it.
0:26:44 – Is don’t do it.
0:26:45 – Don’t do it.
0:26:46 – Unless you’re a two and she’s a 10.
0:26:49 – Yeah, if you’re a two and she’s a 10, sniff that.
0:26:50 – Yeah.
0:26:51 – We all agree on that one.
0:26:52 – Yeah, you’re happy.
0:26:53 – All right.
0:26:53 – Okay, here we go.
0:26:54 Next story.
0:26:59 Hyundai’s wild sci-fi sports car is slated for production.
0:27:00 Have you seen this thing?
0:27:02 – I have not looked at it purposely,
0:27:03 did not look at it because I knew
0:27:04 we were gonna bring it up.
0:27:05 – Okay.
0:27:07 – First of all, how much beer have you drank so far?
0:27:10 – Chexies, yep, you’re way behind.
0:27:10 – What are you, where are you?
0:27:12 – I’m done, I’m down at the bottom, very bottom.
0:27:14 – I feel like that’s not what that actually looks like.
0:27:18 – Oh, I’m done now, I’m finished.
0:27:19 Okay.
0:27:21 – Well, I was talking about circumcision.
0:27:22 – Okay, fair enough.
0:27:24 – And it makes me thirsty.
0:27:28 Okay, so we’ve talked about electric cars.
0:27:29 – Yes.
0:27:29 – We both own electric cars.
0:27:30 – Yes.
0:27:32 – Or I’m very bullish on electric cars
0:27:36 ever since I had an electric car and I love them.
0:27:39 But I also feel like the innovation
0:27:43 in the electric car space is really cool, it’s good.
0:27:47 But I also feel like, we talked about this with Tesla,
0:27:50 like the designs are pretty much bog standard.
0:27:52 Most of the cars are gonna be the ones that are gonna,
0:27:55 chasing aerodynamics and efficiency in electric cars,
0:27:58 most electric cars are gonna start looking about the same
0:28:00 because it’s the optimal aerodynamics.
0:28:01 – Yeah.
0:28:05 – Hyundai announced a couple of years ago.
0:28:06 – Hyundai?
0:28:09 – Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai, Hyundai, whatever.
0:28:11 I can never know how to pronounce it correctly,
0:28:12 but I also wanna do it right.
0:28:17 Anyway, they introduced this car called the EnVision 74.
0:28:19 – Oh shit, I’m just looking at this right now.
0:28:21 – This is it.
0:28:23 – Dude, that’s, it looks like the back to the future car.
0:28:25 – Yeah, it looks like a DeLorean.
0:28:29 But here’s the crazy part, it was going to be a,
0:28:31 I mean, they may still make a version of,
0:28:32 look at that, look at that fucking car, dude.
0:28:35 – I know the problem is they never look like this
0:28:35 when they get to production.
0:28:38 – No, this is the car, they’re making this car.
0:28:38 – That’s the exact production model.
0:28:40 – Yes, this is the production model.
0:28:42 – Can I take the fin off of it?
0:28:43 – I mean, I’m sure you can do whatever you want
0:28:44 once you get it, but here’s the thing.
0:28:48 They first announced it as a hydrogen hybrid.
0:28:50 So it was gonna have two hydrogen motors
0:28:53 and an electric motor, but they’ve just now said
0:28:56 that they’re making an all-electric version.
0:28:58 – Oh shit, where do you fill up the hydrogen?
0:29:01 – There’s only 59 hydrogen fueling stations
0:29:02 in all of the United States, I know.
0:29:03 – Like nobody does that.
0:29:06 – But there’s a bunch, there’s like 129 or 119
0:29:11 hydrogen fueling stations in Korea, in South Korea.
0:29:13 So that’s why they made that,
0:29:15 they made the all-electric version of the States.
0:29:16 But here’s the crazy thing.
0:29:19 First off, look how fucking cool this thing looks.
0:29:24 But here’s the thing, Hyundai is quietly becoming
0:29:27 my favorite electric car company.
0:29:32 They have the Ionic 5N, which looks baller, super cool.
0:29:33 – I haven’t seen this 5N, oops.
0:29:35 – The Ionic 5N, which is they’re like,
0:29:39 N is like their AMG or their like M for,
0:29:41 but yeah, look how fucking cool that is.
0:29:42 – I don’t know that that’s that cool.
0:29:43 – It’s cool.
0:29:44 – That’s cool?
0:29:45 – No, keep going.
0:29:48 I mean, that’s sort of, yes, yes, but that’s the one.
0:29:49 – What?
0:29:50 – The powder blue one.
0:29:51 I mean, but think about it for like–
0:29:52 – It looks like a Ford Fiesta.
0:29:54 – Yeah, but it’s a fucking Fiesta.
0:29:55 Anyway, but long story short,
0:29:58 guess what they just announced like six, seven days ago?
0:29:58 – What’s that?
0:30:01 – No idea, this.
0:30:06 This is the Hyundai Heritage Series, Grandeur.
0:30:09 They’re making a 1986–
0:30:11 – Oh, damn.
0:30:12 – Salon car.
0:30:14 – Dude, that is hot.
0:30:18 – And they’re making it into an all-electric fucking–
0:30:20 – Holy shit.
0:30:21 – Right?
0:30:24 – Dude, I will be first in line for this.
0:30:25 – Right?
0:30:27 Like this to me is like,
0:30:29 dude, these people are fucking doing it.
0:30:32 This is like, like when I saw it–
0:30:33 – Are they really gonna make that?
0:30:34 – Yeah.
0:30:36 When I saw it, I was like, this is gonna be,
0:30:39 at first I thought it was like a men in black,
0:30:42 like stunk car that you could get.
0:30:45 But dude, think about pulling up in that, all electric.
0:30:48 Looks like a fucking ’96 fucking salon car.
0:30:50 – One of the cars I’ve been desperately searching
0:30:54 for my entire life has been the car from the Matrix
0:30:55 with the suicide door.
0:30:57 – Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:30:58 What kind of car is that?
0:31:03 – That is a, it is a Matrix suicide doors car.
0:31:05 – Oh, yeah.
0:31:08 – There it is, Lincoln Continental.
0:31:09 – Oh, yeah.
0:31:09 I love that car.
0:31:11 – I mean, but not, I mean, it’s a little far off,
0:31:12 but it’s similar.
0:31:15 – It’s not dissimilar to that car.
0:31:16 – Dude, we gotta go–
0:31:19 – All electric, brand new, like fuck, yeah, dude.
0:31:21 I’m telling you, Hyundai is like,
0:31:24 they’re slowly becoming my favorite electric car company.
0:31:26 And it’s like, I just, I want it.
0:31:27 I want it.
0:31:29 Okay, what’s Hyundai stock at right now?
0:31:30 – Ooh.
0:31:32 – Over the counter.
0:31:33 – ’63?
0:31:36 – It’s a ’60, I don’t know what the market cap is.
0:31:39 They’re not trading on our exchanges.
0:31:41 – I don’t know, but all I’m saying is,
0:31:43 the fucking N-Vision 74–
0:31:46 – 42 billion, holy damn, they’re not nothing.
0:31:47 – No, dude, no, no, no.
0:31:50 And they’re like, ’cause they’re, think about it,
0:31:53 Samsung is huge in the battery world, right?
0:31:54 South Korean company.
0:31:55 – Yeah.
0:31:57 – Hyundai South Korean company, like–
0:31:59 – South Korea’s dope, have you ever been?
0:31:59 – I’ve not.
0:32:00 – I’ve been, it’s so good.
0:32:01 – I know.
0:32:02 – Let’s talk about Japan.
0:32:05 – Let’s do a double live-dignation there in South Korea.
0:32:06 – Done.
0:32:07 – Look at that, see how we do.
0:32:08 – Email us if you want to sponsor.
0:32:09 – By the way, how great is that, that we’re just like,
0:32:11 yeah, we should start doing live-dignations
0:32:13 and in, like, Asia.
0:32:14 – Yeah, exactly.
0:32:14 – So great.
0:32:15 – I mean–
0:32:17 – But dude, if anybody works for Hyundai
0:32:18 and wants to get us–
0:32:20 – It’s Hyundai, just say Hyundai.
0:32:21 Don’t try and–
0:32:21 – I think it’s Hyundai.
0:32:22 – It’s not Hyundai.
0:32:23 – Hyundai.
0:32:25 – Let’s ask Glenn, Glenn Wino, how’s it?
0:32:27 – I would say Hyundai, I don’t know about–
0:32:29 – Hyundai?
0:32:29 – Hyundai?
0:32:30 – Hyundai.
0:32:31 – Hyundai.
0:32:32 – No, Hyundai?
0:32:33 – Hyundai.
0:32:35 – I mean, Hyundai doesn’t sound too bad, actually.
0:32:37 – I mean, we’re just making up names now.
0:32:37 – I know.
0:32:38 – It is Hyundai.
0:32:39 – I did speak–
0:32:40 – Hyundai.
0:32:42 Hyundai.
0:32:43 – Hyundai?
0:32:45 – Hyundai.
0:32:46 Ah, Jesus, did you catch that?
0:32:47 Fuck yeah.
0:32:49 – Did you haven’t drank your beer yet?
0:32:51 – That’s why I was able to catch it.
0:32:53 I just saved your life, Kevin.
0:32:56 But long story short, I’m just loving
0:32:58 that these guys are going out of their way
0:33:01 to push the envelope and bring back that nostalgic vehicle.
0:33:04 Like, I want the nostalgic vehicle.
0:33:06 I actually was talking about doing,
0:33:10 of starting a company where I would get old,
0:33:13 what’s it called, classic cars,
0:33:15 and then convert them into electric.
0:33:16 – Oh, dude.
0:33:16 – Hyundai.
0:33:18 – What is it?
0:33:19 – Hyundai.
0:33:20 – Hyundai.
0:33:20 – Hyundai.
0:33:21 – Is that it?
0:33:22 – Hyundai.
0:33:23 – Is that GPT?
0:33:24 – Yeah, it’s just Google pronunciation.
0:33:25 – Google pronunciation.
0:33:28 – But is it Google pronunciation in South Korean?
0:33:28 – Yeah, oh, that’s–
0:33:30 – Oh, wait, hold on, American pronunciation.
0:33:31 – Yeah, South Korean.
0:33:33 – It just says British.
0:33:36 – I’ll say British. – That’s here in British.
0:33:37 – Okay.
0:33:38 – That fucking car company.
0:33:38 (laughing)
0:33:40 And you’re like, oh, that’s an interesting one.
0:33:41 – What is it?
0:33:41 – Hyundai.
0:33:43 – Hyundai.
0:33:44 – No, Hyundai.
0:33:45 – Hyundai.
0:33:46 – Hyundai.
0:33:47 – Hyundai.
0:33:49 – So, we were all wrong,
0:33:51 and Hyundai was the most close to wrong.
0:33:52 – Okay, so,
0:33:55 what’s next?
0:33:56 – But by the way, we’re all getting these cars.
0:33:58 – Well, 100% we’re getting these cars.
0:34:00 – I would so roll up to like fucking Chick-fil-A with that.
0:34:02 – In two seconds, dude.
0:34:04 – Chick-fil-A, any fill-A.
0:34:04 – Any fill-A.
0:34:08 – That is the dopest car I’ve seen in a long time.
0:34:09 – What?
0:34:10 – Yes.
0:34:11 – I literally, I just,
0:34:13 I put this thing together last night.
0:34:16 I was like, oh, I should talk about that Hyundai
0:34:19 that I like ’cause it’s super cool and fun.
0:34:21 And then, I was like, on Instagram,
0:34:23 and I was like, what the fuck is this?
0:34:23 And I thought it was a joke,
0:34:27 like somebody had just like made, like, you know,
0:34:28 like put it together and be like, oh,
0:34:29 so I looked it up and no, it’s here.
0:34:32 And I was like, dude, this is even freaking cooler.
0:34:33 – It’s so freaking cool.
0:34:34 – So, what they’re doing,
0:34:37 and then we’ll get off this topic ’cause I’m just so excited
0:34:39 ’cause I love cars and cool stuff,
0:34:41 is they’re starting to do this thing called
0:34:42 the Heritage Series.
0:34:45 And I have a feeling this is not the last car
0:34:46 that they’re gonna produce.
0:34:50 I’m also interested to see if they do, if they’re limited,
0:34:51 like if the numbers are limited,
0:34:54 like they’re gonna make 1,000, 10,000, you know, whatever,
0:34:56 ’cause I wanna get myself.
0:34:59 – Okay, so I have a Heritage car that I looked at,
0:35:02 and I will admit that I was looking to buy this, okay?
0:35:04 – Less cheap than the Hyundai.
0:35:07 – Well, let me just say, let me put it,
0:35:09 let me put it to you this way.
0:35:13 I was like, okay, this looks like a cool car.
0:35:13 – Okay.
0:35:15 – I think I would like to own it.
0:35:16 – Okay.
0:35:21 – And I wanna know like what it would cost.
0:35:22 – Yeah.
0:35:24 – Because it looks really dope.
0:35:25 I think it’s this one here.
0:35:27 Let’s see here, explore.
0:35:31 Okay, so this is the Valor.
0:35:32 Oh, Mao with the cell phone.
0:35:34 Look at that.
0:35:36 Look at that sexiness.
0:35:37 Mao, can you get a shot of this?
0:35:38 – Is it the Valor or is it Velour?
0:35:40 – It could be Velour.
0:35:42 So that looks like a vintage,
0:35:45 like almost like almost an old school,
0:35:46 like it’s an Aston Martin.
0:35:47 – Yeah.
0:35:48 – It’s almost looks like an old school,
0:35:51 like almost like a Cobra,
0:35:52 like a Chevy Cobra or something.
0:35:53 – Yeah, yeah, yeah, Chevy Cobra, yeah.
0:35:55 – Yeah, but like, yeah, look at that, Glenn.
0:35:56 – That’s fucking gorgeous.
0:35:58 – Yeah, it’s freaking gorgeous.
0:36:00 So I was like, okay, I gotta get this.
0:36:01 Like, look at that.
0:36:02 Can we really get it?
0:36:07 So I got ahold of a rep at Aston Martin
0:36:10 because I don’t know if I should even say this.
0:36:11 I’ve had an Aston Martin in the past.
0:36:14 Like, a long time ago, I’m not embarrassed to say that.
0:36:15 They were great cars.
0:36:18 And I was like, I want this car.
0:36:21 – And Kevin, the good news about cars
0:36:22 is you can buy them.
0:36:23 – No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:36:26 So I went and I looked and they said–
0:36:27 – Is it like Ferrari where they’re like,
0:36:28 they won’t let you buy them
0:36:29 unless you buy some of them?
0:36:31 – They’re doing like a hundred of them.
0:36:32 – Oh, so it’s super limited?
0:36:34 – What do you think it’s gonna cost?
0:36:35 – I mean, 500K.
0:36:36 – 1.4.
0:36:37 – Oh, gee, come on.
0:36:38 – Yeah, yeah, I’m not–
0:36:40 – You’re in Gotti town, that’s not a big deal.
0:36:42 – No go, but anyway, beautiful car.
0:36:43 All right, next–
0:36:46 – Also a beautiful condo in Santa Monica.
0:36:47 – Very true.
0:36:49 Next story of the day.
0:36:53 Cocaine sharks found in Brazil.
0:36:54 Okay.
0:36:55 – Okay, I have questions.
0:36:56 – I actually found this story on–
0:36:57 – Are they made of cocaine?
0:36:58 – Well, I’ll tell you in a second.
0:37:01 – Are they cocaine distribution sharks?
0:37:02 – I’ll tell you in a second.
0:37:04 I found this on Dig, actually.
0:37:05 – Oh, cool.
0:37:07 – And Dig, if you’re listening,
0:37:08 if you sell me the site back,
0:37:10 I will mention more of your articles.
0:37:11 – Oh.
0:37:12 – Okay, I’ve been trying to do that,
0:37:15 and they have not won a sell yet.
0:37:16 All right, so,
0:37:20 this, they took these sharks,
0:37:23 and they brought them in for investigation.
0:37:25 – And was it because they assumed
0:37:27 something had to do with drugs,
0:37:28 or were they just interested in shark checking?
0:37:30 – They checked for mercury,
0:37:31 they checked for stuff every once in a while,
0:37:32 they get sharks in to see like,
0:37:33 how is the population doing?
0:37:35 – How’s the sharks doing in Brazil?
0:37:36 – They found–
0:37:37 – There’s no money at that.
0:37:40 – They’ve found that they have
0:37:44 a hundred times higher concentrations of cocaine.
0:37:46 – Than 80s party goers.
0:37:48 – And they’re blood streams?
0:37:49 – Than normal sharks?
0:37:51 – Or than like, so they’re party sharks.
0:37:53 – These are sharks that are like,
0:37:55 I gotta get up to the morning and check the techer.
0:37:56 – So, dude, first of all,
0:37:59 no one wants to be chased by cocaine sharks.
0:38:00 – Oh, Jesus.
0:38:02 – I didn’t even think about that.
0:38:03 Oh my God.
0:38:04 – Think of the ramification.
0:38:05 – It’d be great if it was just like,
0:38:06 first off, I’d love to see the Jaws trailer.
0:38:11 It’s like, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:38:12 Like five times the speed.
0:38:13 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:38:14 – Yeah, they’re just like fucking burning calories.
0:38:15 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:38:17 – Like, you look at this guy, he’s skinny as shit.
0:38:18 – Bro, that dude doesn’t sleep.
0:38:23 – Dude, that dude has been like going nonstop.
0:38:24 – Nonstop. – For like a month.
0:38:26 – I saw that guy burning, man.
0:38:29 – Like, he has no fat on his body at all.
0:38:32 That shark has been hitting it. – That is lean.
0:38:35 – So, somehow these, they don’t know how these sharks are–
0:38:36 – Try your heart, though.
0:38:37 – They don’t know how these sharks
0:38:40 are doing lines of cocaine, but they apparently–
0:38:43 – So, they don’t know why these sharks have cocaine in them?
0:38:45 – They think it might be like smuggling,
0:38:47 getting into the water.
0:38:47 – Yeah.
0:38:48 – Like–
0:38:52 – Well, aren’t they always like news reports of like,
0:38:56 a child found a bundle of cocaine on the shore of Florida.
0:38:58 – So, they’re not putting it in their bodies as like–
0:39:00 – Yeah, it’s not a recreational use.
0:39:01 – Right, exactly.
0:39:01 – Yeah.
0:39:03 – No, no, no, meaning like they’re not like smuggling it
0:39:04 in them or anything like that.
0:39:04 Like, you know, there’s–
0:39:05 – Oh!
0:39:06 – Yeah.
0:39:08 – They cut open humans and put their guts
0:39:09 and shit to smuggle.
0:39:10 – Yeah, yeah, like the movie Lucy,
0:39:12 which is also very, which is actually pretty cool.
0:39:13 – I’m saying it.
0:39:13 – It’s good.
0:39:15 Actually, it’d be really good in your fucking thing.
0:39:16 – Here’s the question, though.
0:39:17 – Yeah.
0:39:18 – You go to Brazil.
0:39:19 – Yeah.
0:39:20 – What’s up?
0:39:20 Are we going to Brazil?
0:39:21 Have you been to Brazil?
0:39:22 – Yes, I have.
0:39:23 I went there for a bachelor party.
0:39:24 It was fucking amazing.
0:39:25 – Oh, God.
0:39:25 – It was great.
0:39:26 Very hairless.
0:39:27 So, we went–
0:39:28 – Hairless.
0:39:29 – What?
0:39:30 – Nothing.
0:39:33 – So, we went to, I went to Brazil for a bachelor party.
0:39:35 – It was fun.
0:39:36 – I’m glad you came back.
0:39:37 – I made it back alive.
0:39:42 But I will say, if they had on the menu,
0:39:44 ’cause they sell Shark of Things,
0:39:45 cocaine shark.
0:39:46 – Uh.
0:39:48 – Little upsellsies.
0:39:49 – A little upsell.
0:39:51 – A little $15 extra.
0:39:52 – Oh!
0:39:53 – $14 extra.
0:39:53 – Add-on.
0:39:54 – Add-on.
0:39:56 – Hammer head or hammer nose.
0:39:59 (laughing)
0:40:00 – I get that.
0:40:00 – Could you–
0:40:03 – Would I have cocaine shark?
0:40:04 I mean, I–
0:40:05 – You’d try it.
0:40:05 – Maybe it’d be like–
0:40:06 – Like, soon she had cocaine shark.
0:40:07 – No, ’cause I was thinking about that.
0:40:08 ‘Cause you remember when we were in Japan?
0:40:10 – It’s not doing drugs in.
0:40:11 – Yeah.
0:40:11 – Fugu, fugu, fugu.
0:40:12 – The blowfish.
0:40:13 – The blowfish.
0:40:14 – Yeah.
0:40:15 – Remember how, like, fucking lips were tingling?
0:40:17 – Well, we thought we might’ve died.
0:40:18 – Well, I thought I might’ve died.
0:40:19 – Yeah, ’cause–
0:40:20 – First off, it was the worst.
0:40:23 Oh my God, I was so tired, drunk.
0:40:24 Like, it was all–
0:40:25 – All those things, yeah.
0:40:26 – It was all amazing.
0:40:27 We had a great–
0:40:28 – Japan’s the best, yeah.
0:40:30 – But yes, no, the fugu, like, I could imagine,
0:40:33 like, oh, you have shark, and you have cocaine shark,
0:40:34 and if you have cocaine shark,
0:40:36 you just get a little, like, woo, ha, ho, woo.
0:40:37 – Yeah, like, oh, a little pep of the step.
0:40:38 – Yeah.
0:40:40 – Yeah, a little cook in the hole.
0:40:43 – I mean, I kind of feel like that should be a thing,
0:40:44 they should tell.
0:40:44 – I mean, otherwise–
0:40:45 – At sushi restaurants in Brazil.
0:40:46 – Why, with me?
0:40:47 – Yeah.
0:40:48 – I mean, if they’re discovering it,
0:40:49 maybe they just do a little test.
0:40:51 – But it’s not like it’s like you’re getting, like,
0:40:54 full cocaine, it’s like you’re just little sharky cocaine.
0:40:56 – Yeah, it’s like, it’s not full cocaine, okay?
0:40:57 – Yeah, I know.
0:40:58 – It’s just shark cocaine.
0:41:00 – People don’t do cocaine.
0:41:02 – Just in general.
0:41:03 – Just in general.
0:41:04 But if you’re having it in the shark?
0:41:05 – Yeah, maybe in the shark form.
0:41:07 – These sharks are fit.
0:41:09 Every time you see, like, a video of them–
0:41:13 – On the coast of Brazil, tested positive for cocaine.
0:41:14 (laughing)
0:41:15 Scientists say it is the first time–
0:41:16 – That dude is just like, woo.
0:41:18 – They detected in free-ranging sharks.
0:41:19 – Oh, free-ranging.
0:41:21 – Researchers at the Aswaldo Cruise Company–
0:41:23 – That guy’s been hidden, look, I’m skinning years.
0:41:25 – That’s the same guy, two years later.
0:41:26 (laughing)
0:41:27 – Those sharks, he tested.
0:41:30 – His nose holes are blown the fuck out.
0:41:31 (laughing)
0:41:31 – Did you use the drugs?
0:41:33 – I mean, look, they’re mostly cartilage,
0:41:34 so now they’re just empty.
0:41:35 – Yeah, exactly.
0:41:36 – It’s a sack of meat.
0:41:36 – You know what?
0:41:37 – It’s a bunch of muscle.
0:41:38 – Good on them.
0:41:40 They’re having a good old time, and, you know.
0:41:41 – That would be hysterical.
0:41:43 If you’re snorkeling and you come up to a shark
0:41:45 who’s just doing cocaine, whoa, holy shit.
0:41:46 – I can fucking–
0:41:47 – Like shoves it away.
0:41:47 He’s like, oh.
0:41:48 – I don’t know if the seashells are shit.
0:41:51 – I’m just saying, I’m just saying, some like crazy fucking
0:41:52 lobster in the side.
0:41:53 – Just saying.
0:41:55 – You owe me 20 bucks for that ball.
0:41:57 (laughing)
0:42:00 – Oh god, so great.
0:42:04 – Nothing like cocaine sharks to bring back to nation.
0:42:08 – Okay, so this is not necessarily a story.
0:42:10 – Okay, did you finish your beer yet?
0:42:11 – Yes.
0:42:12 – Is it done?
0:42:13 I got red wine for you.
0:42:14 – Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:42:16 – It’s my own blend.
0:42:18 – It’s my own blend.
0:42:20 – Is it actually your blend, or is it just called Rose?
0:42:21 – It’s called Rose Rock.
0:42:25 It is a place made in, it was made in Oregon.
0:42:25 So I’m gonna say–
0:42:26 – A place made in Oregon.
0:42:27 – No, it’s actually a really good Pinot,
0:42:28 so I’m just gonna have to try it.
0:42:29 – I would like some.
0:42:30 – Have a nice one, glass.
0:42:31 – Watch it, watch it.
0:42:32 Don’t spill your thing.
0:42:33 – No, this is fine.
0:42:34 – That’s okay.
0:42:35 – People get freaked out when glasses are like this,
0:42:36 and I’m okay with it.
0:42:38 – I’m confident that they’re freaked out.
0:42:38 – Yeah, I know.
0:42:39 – Oh really?
0:42:40 – Oh yeah.
0:42:41 – Oh yeah, for sure.
0:42:43 – I could not, I could not.
0:42:45 – People don’t like it when glasses are something like this.
0:42:47 – Well first off, A, it’s your couch.
0:42:47 – Well I know, but also–
0:42:48 – I would be like, no.
0:42:51 – Number one, a stain-treated couch.
0:42:52 Do you not get that?
0:42:52 – It’s stain-treated.
0:42:53 – Do you get that?
0:42:54 – This is stain-treated?
0:42:55 – Yeah, of course.
0:42:56 – Oh yeah.
0:42:57 – You need a little spraysies.
0:42:57 I don’t know if it kills you or not, but–
0:42:58 – Oh great.
0:42:59 – Oh, look at that.
0:43:00 – Oh, she chooses Kevin.
0:43:01 – Brofest.
0:43:02 – Brofest.
0:43:03 – Casa de mañana.
0:43:05 – Okay, I don’t know why I have this.
0:43:06 Wrong glass, Glenn.
0:43:07 (laughing)
0:43:08 No, no fence, no fence.
0:43:11 – Can you grab us a different wine glass, thank you, Glenn.
0:43:13 Just a wine glass, not a beer glass.
0:43:17 – I’m gonna have drank wine out of a–
0:43:17 – A Brofest glass?
0:43:19 – A Brofest glass.
0:43:19 – All right, so what’s your story?
0:43:22 – Okay, so here’s the thing, here’s the thing.
0:43:27 Did you, what language did you take in high school?
0:43:28 – I didn’t.
0:43:31 – You didn’t have any language requirement in high school?
0:43:33 – I took Pascal.
0:43:34 – Oh, you took Pascal out?
0:43:37 – Like, literally, they let us take a beer science.
0:43:39 (laughing)
0:43:40 – I love you, Glenn.
0:43:42 I love you, Glenn, it’s great, it’s great.
0:43:45 – Can you can me that mouth, thank you.
0:43:45 This is fine, Glenn.
0:43:46 – Yeah.
0:43:47 – Thank you.
0:43:50 It’s literally like a thousand other wine glasses.
0:43:52 All right, this is good juice.
0:43:53 – Bro, I’m excited for the juice.
0:43:54 – Let me know what you think of this.
0:43:55 – The juice is loose.
0:43:58 – Rose rock from Oregon, which is–
0:43:58 – Oregon Pino?
0:43:59 Come on, now.
0:44:00 – Yeah, yeah, try that.
0:44:02 I think you’ll like it.
0:44:03 – All right.
0:44:05 – So, dual lingo, take your time.
0:44:06 Dual lingo.
0:44:07 – So this is what I was gonna say.
0:44:08 – Cheers.
0:44:09 – Is it good?
0:44:10 Can I try this up?
0:44:11 – Sure, sure, sure.
0:44:12 It’s your wine, it’s your glass.
0:44:13 I’m just visiting.
0:44:15 – That’s really good.
0:44:16 – Yeah, I know, I know, it’s yours.
0:44:17 – Sure.
0:44:20 – Okay, so, you didn’t take a language in high school.
0:44:21 I don’t know.
0:44:24 I took, I was always bad with languages.
0:44:25 – Same.
0:44:28 – I took Latin for two years.
0:44:29 – You didn’t take Latin.
0:44:29 You were bad with languages.
0:44:30 It’s like the hardest one ever.
0:44:32 – No, it was actually easy,
0:44:34 ’cause most of the words are like the word.
0:44:35 You know what I mean?
0:44:37 ‘Cause we’re all Latin languages.
0:44:39 – Anyway, so I took Latin for two years,
0:44:41 then I took French for two years,
0:44:43 and then I took French in college for a year.
0:44:45 – Can I speak any French?
0:44:46 – Yeah, you can see.
0:44:50 – Say like, I love Dignation, it’s so great.
0:44:53 – Oh God, what’s I love?
0:44:54 – Okay, you don’t have to do this.
0:44:55 It’s not gonna work.
0:44:59 – Je, yeah, je t’aime Dignation.
0:45:00 – Oh, there you go.
0:45:02 – Oh, je t’aime Le Dignation.
0:45:03 – Oh, what’s that?
0:45:04 – C’est bon.
0:45:06 So not a ton, ’cause I just,
0:45:08 they’d kind of go in and go out.
0:45:11 But because of all the stuff that I’m sure people know,
0:45:12 ’cause I’ve been talking about it on the show,
0:45:14 with the Italian citizenship and going to Italy
0:45:16 and falling in love with Italy and all this stuff,
0:45:17 I was like, you know what?
0:45:23 I’m going to download a language learning app,
0:45:26 and I’m just gonna, I’m not gonna judge it.
0:45:28 I’m just gonna start the app
0:45:31 and do the things that it says to do,
0:45:33 half an hour a day.
0:45:35 It’s all fucking candy crush now, it’s crazy.
0:45:38 It’s literally like a war of fucking streaks
0:45:40 and badges and shit, and I’m like–
0:45:40 – Fireworks and shit.
0:45:41 – Yeah, talking to you.
0:45:43 Conversations, getting legendary golds, shit,
0:45:45 and I was like, this is all, I mean, I know that.
0:45:48 I’ve been doing that for nothing, no benefit,
0:45:50 except adrenaline in my head.
0:45:51 – For video games.
0:45:52 – For video games, yeah.
0:45:54 Like Candy Crush, I don’t get anything out of it.
0:45:55 – You play Candy Crush?
0:45:55 – Oh, god.
0:45:56 I stopped, but yes.
0:45:57 – Really?
0:45:58 – Oh, it was so good.
0:45:59 It’s really interesting.
0:46:00 – Oh, je t’aime, oh, je t’aime.
0:46:00 – Oh, je t’aime.
0:46:05 – Anyway, so I downloaded Duolingo, and I’m now
0:46:08 on my 18 day streak, but not only that,
0:46:11 a friend of mine turned me on to this thing,
0:46:12 and I wanted to know if you, I mean,
0:46:14 you probably hadn’t heard about it,
0:46:16 but it’s called Slow News.
0:46:17 – No.
0:46:22 – So the whole concept is you can consume your news,
0:46:25 your daily news, in a foreign language,
0:46:27 but they talk slowly.
0:46:31 So it’s literally Slow News Italian.
0:46:33 And so what it is, is that every day,
0:46:37 you can consume your news in audio form,
0:46:41 but it’s in Italian, but they do it very slowly.
0:46:42 – Amazing.
0:46:43 – Is that a great idea?
0:46:44 – Yeah.
0:46:45 – Genius.
0:46:46 – For people.
0:46:48 – Yeah, oh yeah, I’m sure they do English
0:46:50 for some people who are just slow humans,
0:46:53 people that are kiting checks and not knowing it.
0:46:57 They’re like, you shouldn’t steal from a bank.
0:47:02 – Oh, why the fuck was I stealing from a bank?
0:47:04 So thanks for saying that slowly.
0:47:07 – So they have Spanish, they have French,
0:47:08 they have Italian, and they have German.
0:47:09 You know what?
0:47:10 – But isn’t this great?
0:47:12 – Yeah, but also I kinda wish they just had bluey
0:47:17 in Japanese, because I like bluey.
0:47:18 I like bluey, do you wanna watch bluey?
0:47:20 – First off, they do have blue in Japanese,
0:47:23 it’s bluey with Japanese turned on.
0:47:23 – Oh, okay, I’ll do that.
0:47:24 – I’m sure they have a dub.
0:47:25 – Okay, alright, I’ll do that.
0:47:27 – But again, they’re gonna be talking really fast.
0:47:28 – Right, I need them to slow down.
0:47:30 – So this is the thing, man.
0:47:31 But I was like, I’ve really decided,
0:47:33 ’cause I’m like, I had a friend of mine
0:47:35 that was like, oh, I did a year streak on,
0:47:37 I think she was learning Spanish,
0:47:38 she was like, I did a year streak,
0:47:41 and then I realized I couldn’t have conversations or talk.
0:47:46 And I was like, I’m totally not, I’m not judging it.
0:47:50 I’m not trying to be like, oh, well you know,
0:47:53 if I can’t say where is the this,
0:47:54 ’cause I’ve been doing this for 18 days,
0:47:55 then like fuck this thing.
0:47:57 It’s like, no, I’m just gonna do it
0:48:01 for like three months every day.
0:48:04 And at the end, see what it does.
0:48:06 And no pressure to me, like if it doesn’t work,
0:48:07 who gives a shit?
0:48:09 It was like 80 bucks for a year.
0:48:10 And it’s fun, I mean it’s, you know.
0:48:12 – Is it work well?
0:48:13 – I mean, it’s doing, yeah, it’s pretty cool.
0:48:16 – The problem I have with Duolingo and apps like that
0:48:19 is that like, they always take me down this route
0:48:20 of like taking me in the shit
0:48:22 where I’m like never gonna say it.
0:48:24 They’re like, watermelon, blah, blah, blah.
0:48:26 And I’m just like, I’m like, wouldn’t–
0:48:28 – I didn’t know you could learn Aquatis.
0:48:29 – No.
0:48:30 (laughing)
0:48:33 I’m just like, when the fuck am I gonna say watermelon?
0:48:36 Like I wanna go to Japan.
0:48:38 And I wanna say, where is the bathroom?
0:48:40 Can I order extra sake?
0:48:42 I’ll take more of that fish.
0:48:45 Like there’s certain things, like I don’t want watermelon.
0:48:47 – So Duolingo is actually doing that.
0:48:49 It starts with like ordering a cafe.
0:48:50 – Yeah.
0:48:51 – You know what I mean?
0:48:52 So it’s like croissant, you know,
0:48:54 how do I get a coffee with sugar
0:48:55 and milk and all that stuff.
0:48:56 – That’s where we need to go.
0:48:58 – And then it’s like navigating a city,
0:49:00 like where’s the bathroom?
0:49:02 Where’s the church of Piazza?
0:49:04 Like where’s the, you know, restaurant stores?
0:49:05 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:49:06 – Pharmacy, like all that stuff.
0:49:07 – Do you have this in X or large?
0:49:08 Like things like that.
0:49:09 – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:49:11 Dispensary, la dispensarilla.
0:49:12 (laughing)
0:49:13 – For Glenn, of course.
0:49:15 – Questa la dispensarilla, vero?
0:49:20 And so anyway, for Glenn, where’s the dispensary?
0:49:23 You could just check the hippie Glenn selection.
0:49:24 – It just turns it off.
0:49:26 You’re like, can you micro-dose this pizza?
0:49:29 (laughing)
0:49:31 But anyway, but I was like, I was like,
0:49:33 that’s, it’s been interesting for me
0:49:36 because I was like, I’m not a big language guy,
0:49:39 but I also was like, I wanna know,
0:49:41 I wanna learn as much Italian as I can learn
0:49:43 without actively like hurting my brain.
0:49:45 ‘Cause to be fair, I never liked school.
0:49:47 Didn’t like it from the beginning that it started.
0:49:48 And I hated it.
0:49:51 I powered through just to fucking get done
0:49:52 with what my parents said I needed to do
0:49:53 to be able to be like,
0:49:55 I don’t have to ever go back to a school.
0:49:56 But I also love learning.
0:49:59 It’s such a weird dichotomy.
0:50:03 Like I love new, like learning new things,
0:50:05 but I fucking hated school.
0:50:07 I loved all the, like, well, when I got to college,
0:50:08 I loved all the social stuff,
0:50:10 but like, I was not a school guy.
0:50:13 – Yeah, I got really bad grades until I got into computers
0:50:14 and then it just like went from there.
0:50:17 – But even then, like I literally went to college
0:50:18 to have someone tell me
0:50:20 that I already knew shit about computers.
0:50:20 – That’s right.
0:50:21 – That’s literally what happened.
0:50:23 – I know, I remember going into those classes
0:50:26 and I know more than the instructor there.
0:50:28 So I got a new phone.
0:50:30 – Newer than the last phone?
0:50:33 – This is the brand new Pixel 9.
0:50:35 Just came out two days ago.
0:50:38 – First off, how many fucking phones did you need?
0:50:39 – Don’t worry about it.
0:50:39 Don’t worry about it.
0:50:41 I need to practice, I need to learn.
0:50:41 – You need to learn.
0:50:43 I need to learn the phone.
0:50:45 – First of all, have you ever felt a phone
0:50:47 that felt more like an iPhone than that?
0:50:48 – Ooh.
0:50:49 – Yeah.
0:50:50 – That is an iPhone.
0:50:51 – It’s got some weight to it.
0:50:53 But that’s like the form factor.
0:50:55 – Look at the camera though, crazy looks.
0:50:56 – That’s fucked up.
0:50:57 That’s cool.
0:50:58 I feel like I could go to Mars with that.
0:50:59 – Yeah.
0:51:03 – At what point, at what point is it?
0:51:04 – You said the same stuff.
0:51:06 – And I’m just trying to think of like how to say this,
0:51:08 like this is an iPhone.
0:51:09 The form factor is an iPhone.
0:51:10 – I know, it’s crazy.
0:51:13 – At what point is it like, did they just give up
0:51:15 and go, let’s just make an iPhone with our shit in it?
0:51:17 – No, but like, now it’s kind of-
0:51:18 – But you know what I mean?
0:51:18 It was always sort of like,
0:51:20 but this is what the same thing, you know,
0:51:20 this is not that.
0:51:22 – To be honest, iPhone is copying more of their shit
0:51:23 ’cause you can pick up where you want.
0:51:24 Check this out.
0:51:26 It’s got Jim and I built in now by default.
0:51:27 So watch this.
0:51:30 Who is Alex Albrecht?
0:51:31 Look how fast that was.
0:51:32 – That was fast.
0:51:35 – Alex Albrecht is best known
0:51:39 as an American TV personality, actor and podcaster.
0:51:40 – Oh, I am not.
0:51:41 – He co-hosted the popular tech show,
0:51:45 the screensavers and podcasts like Dignation.
0:51:47 He’s also recognized for it.
0:51:47 – Is he?
0:51:48 – He’s circumcised.
0:51:50 Let’s just see, let’s just see.
0:51:51 It’s gonna be on my Wikipedia now.
0:51:54 – I can’t provide personal details about people,
0:51:56 including Alex Albrecht.
0:51:57 – That’s fair, that’s fair.
0:51:58 – You know what, that was nice.
0:51:59 Thank you, thank you.
0:52:01 It’s not publicly available until now.
0:52:05 – But it’s like, it’s built into the OS.
0:52:06 So I don’t like it.
0:52:09 – What do you think, you don’t like it?
0:52:12 – You know, it’s just like, there’s still some issues
0:52:16 and it’s cool and all, but like, I gotta say,
0:52:18 so the nothing phone, which I know we’ve come back,
0:52:20 we talked about this last time,
0:52:22 the one thing I didn’t show you about the nothing phone
0:52:24 that I like, we talked about how minimal it was.
0:52:26 I never showed you the ringtones.
0:52:27 – Oh, and you did not.
0:52:29 – So check this out.
0:52:30 This has LEDs built into the back.
0:52:32 – Okay. – Watch this, watch this.
0:52:35 – Fuck.
0:52:37 – Is it making, oh it’s not doing videos.
0:52:39 It’s not doing audio, hold on.
0:52:40 – First off.
0:52:42 – Is it doing any like visuals?
0:52:45 – No, but the fucking, the Casio keyboard called
0:52:47 and wants its samples back.
0:52:48 – Hold on.
0:52:49 – Hold on.
0:52:50 – It’s fucking great.
0:52:51 – Oh.
0:52:54 – Can you see now?
0:52:55 – Oh, yeah.
0:52:56 – Yeah, just check this out.
0:52:59 – That’s kind of dope.
0:53:01 – First off, that sounds like somebody
0:53:02 falling down the stairs with bones.
0:53:03 – Hold on, hold on.
0:53:05 Hold on.
0:53:08 These are ringtones.
0:53:12 – Yeah, no, I get, that’s the one.
0:53:15 – Okay, hold on.
0:53:16 What about this?
0:53:17 This is machines.
0:53:18 Okay, that sounds pretty straightforward.
0:53:19 – That’s a telephone.
0:53:22 (clock ticking)
0:53:24 – That’s pretty dope.
0:53:27 – I mean, it is dope, but I literally feel like
0:53:30 if I threw a Casio keyboard down the stairs.
0:53:31 – How about this one?
0:53:34 (clock ticking)
0:53:36 – That is someone falling down the stairs.
0:53:37 – Ooh.
0:53:39 – You gotta admit that’s cool.
0:53:41 – By the way, that’s a dolphin having sex.
0:53:44 And that’s, he’s finished.
0:53:49 – You gotta admit that’s kind of dope stuff.
0:53:50 – Really, dude?
0:53:50 I totally love it.
0:53:51 – Yeah, so anyway.
0:53:54 – By the way, this is a lesson I had a fucking ringtone.
0:53:55 My phone is never on.
0:53:57 – I think Android should be cooler like this.
0:53:59 Like not like, this is like the stock,
0:54:01 Google stuff doesn’t do it for me.
0:54:03 And also Apple AI is coming out.
0:54:04 I got the beta on this one now
0:54:07 and you can move the icons around wherever you want and like.
0:54:10 – So is Siri, and Siri has the,
0:54:11 what is it that Siri is gonna be using?
0:54:12 Is it KGBT or something?
0:54:13 – No, no, no, no.
0:54:14 Well, it’s got that as a backup,
0:54:16 but it’s called Apple Intelligence.
0:54:17 – Apple Intelligence.
0:54:18 It’s its own LL.
0:54:21 They’ll get there, but yeah, they’re leaning on that.
0:54:23 But anyway, this story was about the Pixel 9,
0:54:24 I’m gonna return it.
0:54:26 And then, I’m gonna return it.
0:54:27 You’re gonna get my money back.
0:54:30 And then also Volkswagen is introducing chat GPT
0:54:32 into their cars.
0:54:35 And then Siri announced they’re doing Claude,
0:54:36 sorry, not Siri.
0:54:38 Alexa is doing Claude.
0:54:39 – I mean, we talked about this last time.
0:54:40 – It’s a war.
0:54:42 – It is a war, but at the end of the day,
0:54:45 I don’t know if there’s gonna be a meaningful difference
0:54:47 to an end user on-
0:54:48 – Agreed.
0:54:50 – A difference between Claude, Sonnen.
0:54:51 – So you don’t care.
0:54:52 – Chat GPT, why would I?
0:54:54 ‘Cause they’re all gonna do essentially the same thing.
0:54:56 They’re gonna talk to me via the whatever product
0:54:57 I’m gonna have, right?
0:55:01 So like, I will say I am excited for,
0:55:06 the Alexa is such a weird device.
0:55:07 – Right.
0:55:08 – It’s such a weird device.
0:55:11 It was so revolutionary when it first came out.
0:55:13 It was like, well, I mean, like to my parents.
0:55:14 – Oh yeah.
0:55:15 – Like my dad, literally, I remember when he first
0:55:17 had an Alexa, he was like, dude,
0:55:18 I can ask it to play any song
0:55:20 and it’ll just fucking play it.
0:55:20 – Oh, for sure.
0:55:23 – And I was like, yeah, well, that’s the internet.
0:55:26 The internet main, like, welcome to the internet, dad.
0:55:27 But he loved it.
0:55:28 And then they got a little,
0:55:29 they got to the point where they were like,
0:55:32 it’s the guy’s spying on you, it’s gonna sink.
0:55:32 So they put them all away.
0:55:33 – Oh, really?
0:55:34 – Oh yeah.
0:55:36 And I was like, oh, they just stopped using them.
0:55:39 Which whatever, I mean, they are listening.
0:55:40 – They’re not listening.
0:55:43 – But either way, I have them all throughout the house,
0:55:47 but I literally do essentially two things.
0:55:49 One, I do every day, if I need to,
0:55:51 which is I ask it to turn the lights on or off.
0:55:52 That’s it.
0:55:53 – Pretty straightforward.
0:55:54 – Pretty straightforward.
0:55:55 And then the other thing is,
0:55:57 if I ever have like a question or like,
0:55:59 I’m like, hmm, how long should I have,
0:56:01 like in the kitchen, ’cause we have one in the kitchen,
0:56:04 I’ll be like, oof, these hard boiled eggs
0:56:07 have been in the fridge for a couple weeks.
0:56:09 So I’ll be like, hey, Alexa.
0:56:10 – Interesting.
0:56:11 – Should I have this, you know,
0:56:12 should I eat these eggs?
0:56:13 – Does it work?
0:56:14 – Sometimes.
0:56:15 – Watch it.
0:56:17 So this is why I’m saying I’m excited.
0:56:18 – This is the new Gemini.
0:56:19 – Okay.
0:56:21 – I’ve had some hard boiled eggs in the fridge
0:56:22 for a couple of weeks.
0:56:23 Should I eat them?
0:56:26 – Oh, this is gonna be great.
0:56:31 – No, you should not eat hard boiled eggs
0:56:34 that have been in the fridge for two weeks.
0:56:36 They are likely spoiled and could make you sick.
0:56:37 – Perfect.
0:56:38 – It’s best to discard them.
0:56:41 – Well, much as though, push it a little bit.
0:56:41 – Wow.
0:56:43 – Yeah, but I like to roll the dice a little bit.
0:56:46 I’m a little risky on that sort of thing.
0:56:49 And I’ve had a couple drinks.
0:56:51 Can I eat one and just see what happens?
0:56:53 – Oh, it’s calling 911.
0:56:54 – No, it’s not.
0:56:56 (laughing)
0:56:59 – Absolutely not.
0:57:00 – That’s a little sick though.
0:57:02 – It’s a serious health risk.
0:57:02 – Oh, man, what?
0:57:04 – It’s great poisoning with symptoms
0:57:06 like vomiting, diarrhea, and fever.
0:57:07 – Oh, all right.
0:57:09 – It’s never worth taking that chance.
0:57:12 Even if you feel a bit adventurous after a few drinks.
0:57:13 – Amazing.
0:57:14 – Please prioritize your health and safety.
0:57:16 – Jesus.
0:57:19 – Please rate this exchange one to ten.
0:57:21 – All right, but the thing with as we know,
0:57:22 Apple will not, they’ll say,
0:57:24 I’m searching the web for it, should you eat?
0:57:26 – So that’s what the, sometimes it’s gonna get better though.
0:57:27 – But sometimes with Amazon,
0:57:32 it’ll be like a knowledge.com post says,
0:57:35 you should only eat them after it’s been a week.
0:57:35 You know what I mean?
0:57:37 So I do do that periodically,
0:57:39 but it’s not good.
0:57:40 It’s not that.
0:57:40 – Well, so Claude–
0:57:41 – That would have been great
0:57:43 if they were like, oh, please don’t eat that.
0:57:46 I’d be like, okay, okay, Alexa, I will not eat that.
0:57:47 And then I would throw them away.
0:57:48 I mean, I’d do that anyway.
0:57:50 – So Claude is better, watch.
0:57:51 It’s been a couple of weeks
0:57:52 and I’ve had some hard-boiled eggs in the fridge.
0:57:53 Can I eat them?
0:57:58 So Claude, I think Claude is better.
0:58:01 To determine if your heart bullies are so safe to eat,
0:58:01 consider the following.
0:58:04 Have they been stored in the fridge continuously?
0:58:06 Is the shell cracked?
0:58:07 Do they smell?
0:58:10 Do they have any weird appearance?
0:58:11 Generally, heart bullies can last
0:58:13 about one week in the refrigerator for two weeks
0:58:14 or is it–
0:58:15 – So they feel like you’re reading
0:58:16 and so I’m already like, if I have to read–
0:58:18 – Yeah, I know, I know, it’ll get better.
0:58:19 – Not gonna get better.
0:58:20 – Anyway, so, but–
0:58:22 – If I have to read, I’m not gonna do literally.
0:58:24 – The interesting thing about this though,
0:58:26 which I guess the whole point of the article
0:58:29 is that chatGPT is going into Volkswagen.
0:58:30 – Oh yes, yes it is.
0:58:33 – So there’s gonna be this like war
0:58:34 where we’re like, we’re gonna get in our cars
0:58:35 when I have one AI there,
0:58:37 whenever a phone’s gonna have a different AI.
0:58:39 – Yeah, but what does it matter to you?
0:58:40 – I guess it really doesn’t.
0:58:43 – Why would you give a shit what the underlying tech is?
0:58:44 You’re gonna talk to your car,
0:58:45 you’re gonna talk to your air conditioning,
0:58:46 you’re gonna talk to your refrigerator,
0:58:47 you’re gonna talk to your wife,
0:58:49 you’re gonna talk to your children,
0:58:50 you’re gonna talk to your accountant,
0:58:53 you’re gonna talk to your bathtub.
0:58:54 – It’s all gonna be good.
0:58:55 – You’re just gonna be talking to everything.
0:58:56 – Yeah.
0:58:58 – And by the way, I, for one, am excited.
0:58:59 – I am too.
0:59:00 – I like talking.
0:59:03 – I’m pro AI, I’m a fan.
0:59:04 – Well, so let me ask you this though.
0:59:06 – Okay.
0:59:10 – What are the use cases in the car?
0:59:12 – I mean, it’s mostly just like,
0:59:13 is there a better route?
0:59:16 And then, you know, trivia.
0:59:19 – By the way, when you, when you, trivia?
0:59:21 I’m stuck in traffic, ask me some questions.
0:59:24 – I don’t know, you can do whatever you want, you know?
0:59:26 – Was the third president of Guam.
0:59:28 – So I mean, that’s the whole thing about the AI is like,
0:59:30 you can just like have fun with it while it’s in the car.
0:59:32 – Yeah, but I mean like, well, here’s the thing.
0:59:37 So I will say, one of the things that I’d like,
0:59:40 the air conditioning in a car is so fucking important.
0:59:42 It’s like, especially in California,
0:59:43 especially when we’re like in the middle of a hot,
0:59:46 yeah, we’re in the middle of a hot street right now,
0:59:48 the Tesla air conditioning is not great.
0:59:49 – No.
0:59:50 – It’s just not great.
0:59:51 And it’s like, it’s such a simple tech.
0:59:53 – But know about an AI is gonna like fix that.
0:59:54 – No, but I was thinking like,
0:59:57 what would I, what would I be driving and saying?
0:59:58 Like, what would I want to do?
1:00:01 And I think I would, I would do things like,
1:00:04 you know, Hey car or Volge,
1:00:06 whatever you, the Volkswagen is called, I don’t know.
1:00:10 Hey Volge, I’m high, can you knock it down a dip?
1:00:11 – So I’ve had, I’ve had-
1:00:13 – And let them just be like, dip, dip, dip.
1:00:16 – So I had, I had Rivian and I sold it, I didn’t like it.
1:00:17 – You sold your Rivian?
1:00:18 – I had some of the issues with it, but-
1:00:20 – You had issues with your Rivian?
1:00:24 – So hold on, it had Alexa built in and I could say to Alexa,
1:00:28 I could say, hey, play me my Pandora Station of this.
1:00:29 And it would do it quite well.
1:00:31 I could say, what is the forecast?
1:00:32 It would do it quite well.
1:00:34 So it was like, it was getting there.
1:00:36 But you’re right though.
1:00:37 There’s not a whole lot of things you need to do.
1:00:38 – What are you gonna say?
1:00:42 And to be fair, like cars have had voice activation stuff
1:00:46 for so many years and it’s always been so janky and wonky.
1:00:47 But it’s just like,
1:00:50 it would take longer for me to tell the car
1:00:52 to turn the fan down two notches.
1:00:54 Cause I don’t know what the command is
1:00:55 that they’re listening for.
1:00:56 I don’t know what the fucking thing is.
1:00:59 I say it and it’s like heading to Pizzeria Mango.
1:01:00 And you’re like, what the fuck are you doing?
1:01:01 Dap, dap, dap.
1:01:04 But if it’s an AI,
1:01:06 you can be more general about it.
1:01:07 You know what I mean?
1:01:08 You can be like, ooh, the fans are a little high.
1:01:10 Gotcha.
1:01:11 – Also you could say things like,
1:01:12 hey, I’m heading home.
1:01:16 Is there a place where I can grab a slice of pizza
1:01:16 on the way home?
1:01:17 – 100%.
1:01:18 – Like what kind of shit’s gonna be amazing?
1:01:19 – So this is one of the things
1:01:23 that I’ve always said about car navigation.
1:01:26 With all maps.
1:01:27 And maybe somebody has done this.
1:01:30 And if so, please email us or text me or text me.
1:01:33 Well, if you know me, text me.
1:01:34 But email me, whatever.
1:01:36 – Fans@Dignation.show.
1:01:37 – Fans@Dignation.show.
1:01:41 I’m driving down the road.
1:01:43 I’m on my way to San Diego to see my folks.
1:01:44 There’s a navigation.
1:01:47 It’s like I’m fucking going 80 miles an hour
1:01:49 in that direction.
1:01:51 If I open maps on my phone and I shouldn’t
1:01:52 because I’m driving,
1:01:55 but maybe the Tesla’s driving or whatever.
1:01:58 And I asked for a McDonald’s, Taco Bell,
1:02:02 a Starbucks, a fucking steak place, whatever.
1:02:05 Do not show me the one that’s behind me.
1:02:08 That I’m driving 80 miles an hour away from.
1:02:09 – That’s gonna get fixed.
1:02:11 – But I mean, but this is the thing that it’s like,
1:02:12 that’s the thing where it’s like,
1:02:14 hey, I’m on my way somewhere.
1:02:15 What’s in between?
1:02:18 Like what’s six, six sounds?
1:02:19 How, what?
1:02:20 – Well, you could just say like, okay,
1:02:22 you’re driving, you’re by yourself, right?
1:02:24 – Yeah, I want to start on the drive.
1:02:25 – Two and a half hours.
1:02:27 – Okay, so you’re driving, you say,
1:02:28 hey, play me some new music.
1:02:29 I’ve never heard of it before.
1:02:31 I’m interested in this genre.
1:02:31 – Okay.
1:02:34 – Hey, my girlfriend is not,
1:02:36 my wife has not talked to me in a while.
1:02:37 Like hit me up with some–
1:02:39 – I’ve been sleeping in the guest bedroom.
1:02:41 Could you maybe just sing to me a little bit?
1:02:43 This is one of our favorite songs.
1:02:44 – Extend the–
1:02:45 – Yeah, this is totally not weird.
1:02:49 – Drop the steering wheel down and go in and out.
1:02:54 – Like open the input/output port for my penis.
1:02:56 – Okay.
1:02:58 – I’m gonna go open the gas station.
1:02:59 – Next story, next story, next story.
1:03:01 – I gotta fill my tank.
1:03:02 (laughing)
1:03:03 All right, next story, next story.
1:03:04 – Your tank can be filled.
1:03:06 – All right, all right.
1:03:08 Why are singles in Spain
1:03:13 putting upside-down pineapples in their shopping carts?
1:03:15 – I don’t even know what upside-down pineapple is.
1:03:16 – It’s a pineapple that’s upside-down.
1:03:17 – Okay, it’s fairly–
1:03:18 – Here we go.
1:03:20 So, by the way, this was really good.
1:03:21 – Yeah, there’s more.
1:03:21 – Mm-hmm.
1:03:25 So, I’ve known that pineapples was connected
1:03:30 to open couples that are looking for a third,
1:03:35 especially on those sexy adults-only cruises.
1:03:36 – Swingers.
1:03:37 – Swingers, thank you.
1:03:38 Yeah, I was looking for the word–
1:03:38 – No, no, no, no.
1:03:39 – No, no, no, no.
1:03:41 – Swingers, it’s a pineapple, it’s a swinger.
1:03:44 What they would do is they would put an upside-down
1:03:46 pineapple sticker or a magnet on their door,
1:03:49 which meant that if you’re on a cruise and you saw that,
1:03:51 they’d be like, “No, those people are ready to play.”
1:03:52 – Now, did you know about this?
1:03:53 – Yeah.
1:03:54 – That’s pretty cool.
1:03:54 – It’s kind of, it’s pretty fun.
1:03:57 – Well, remember when (beep) was wearing the black ring
1:03:57 when we called them out?
1:03:58 – Oh, that’s the thing too, yeah.
1:04:01 – And we were like, “Oh, did you know about the black ring?”
1:04:03 – Ooh, no, but I’m thinking about–
1:04:04 – Don’t get a black ring.
1:04:06 – Well, no, no, no, now I will never.
1:04:07 – No, you can’t have them if we’re into that.
1:04:09 – I’m not into anything.
1:04:10 – If you wear a black ring,
1:04:12 first of all, why don’t you wear a wedding ring?
1:04:13 Are you single?
1:04:14 – No.
1:04:16 – So, if you wear a black wedding ring,
1:04:18 that means you’re like, you’re open to–
1:04:20 – That was not as, like, definitely
1:04:21 as the upside-down pineapple, yeah.
1:04:25 – Oh, upside-down pineapple means coming knocking, yeah.
1:04:27 – They’ll do upside-down pineapple pins.
1:04:28 They’ll do upside-down pineapples
1:04:33 in grocery stores outside of, in the world.
1:04:36 So, what happened was, in Spain,
1:04:38 a bunch of these singles were just like,
1:04:41 this is fucked up, dating apps suck.
1:04:43 Is there any other way that we could do this?
1:04:45 And they started doing this thing
1:04:48 that kind of went viral on Spanish TikTok,
1:04:51 which is, they would go to this grocery store,
1:04:55 hello, hello, they would go to this grocery store
1:04:58 called Mercedona, and they would go
1:05:00 between seven and eight p.m.
1:05:01 – Oh, shit.
1:05:04 – And girls at our guys would take a pineapple
1:05:06 from the fruit section, turn it upside-down,
1:05:09 put it in their cart, and then they would hang out
1:05:11 in the wine section.
1:05:12 – Oh.
1:05:14 – And other people would come into the wine section
1:05:15 and be like, oh, I see the pineapple.
1:05:18 They want a date, they’re looking for a date,
1:05:21 and they would bump carts, and be like, oh, excuse me.
1:05:22 And if there was some connection,
1:05:24 they’d be like, yeah, let’s go get dinner,
1:05:26 go get drinks.
1:05:28 – Weird. – Yeah, right?
1:05:33 But it’s also fucking cool, you get you outside, right?
1:05:35 You’re not on your phone, it’s not a dating app
1:05:36 where you’re just fucking going through Tinder
1:05:38 and being like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, I guess this guy
1:05:40 or I guess this guy. – Right, right, right.
1:05:41 – Like, you’re out, you can also–
1:05:44 – ‘Cause the Whole Foods has kind of been that way, too.
1:05:44 – Really?
1:05:47 – I mean, like, if you go to Whole Foods, you’re just like–
1:05:47 – Whole Foods?
1:05:48 – No, I mean, like–
1:05:49 – Is a dating place?
1:05:51 – It’s the thing where people pick people up.
1:05:52 Like, they go to Whole Foods and they’re like,
1:05:53 oh, you’re even getting macaroni.
1:05:55 Like, they do shit, like, people,
1:05:57 you’ve tried to get a Whole Foods?
1:05:58 – I like macaroni.
1:06:00 – Have you ever dated a Whole Foods?
1:06:01 – Have you ever dated a Whole Foods?
1:06:04 – I’ve been in propositions, kind of.
1:06:04 – See?
1:06:07 But Glenn is exactly what people would want
1:06:09 in a Whole Foods, you know what I mean?
1:06:11 Like, if you’re going to Whole Foods to pick up a guy,
1:06:12 that’s the guy.
1:06:14 – For sure, ’cause he loves the vegan food.
1:06:15 – Yeah.
1:06:16 – Are you still vegan?
1:06:16 – He’s got allergy.
1:06:17 Let’s rock.
1:06:18 – You’re not vegan anymore?
1:06:19 – I don’t know.
1:06:20 – (gasps)
1:06:21 – I mean, I didn’t even know you were vegan.
1:06:22 – Are you kidding me?
1:06:24 He was vegan for, like, freaking 50 years.
1:06:26 We used to try and, like, bet him to eat meat.
1:06:28 – Oh, I do remember that.
1:06:29 I do remember that.
1:06:30 – Do you eat steak now?
1:06:34 – I’ll, I mean, I have to be really picky with what I eat
1:06:36 because it impacts me the next day.
1:06:37 – ‘Cause you feel it for a while.
1:06:38 – Yeah, I’m interested.
1:06:39 – Even emotionally.
1:06:40 – Interesting.
1:06:41 – Like, you–
1:06:43 – Like, you feel bad from–
1:06:45 – It’s probably the next day, you know.
1:06:49 No, if I eat something that is, like, factory,
1:06:53 it’s not as much with chicken as it is with beef.
1:06:54 – Yeah. – Interesting.
1:06:55 – So, like, you want clean meat.
1:06:57 – So, you find, like, grass-fed from local source.
1:07:00 – Like, a good slice of cocaine shark.
1:07:01 – Yeah.
1:07:02 – It would be great.
1:07:05 – But that, you know, it was harvested humanely,
1:07:07 using only the highest quality cocaine holes.
1:07:10 (laughing)
1:07:11 – Tim, ties them in.
1:07:11 – Ties them in?
1:07:12 – Oh, you want some shanks?
1:07:13 – Oh, I want some.
1:07:15 – That stuff’s delicious.
1:07:16 – Oh, yeah, you have some more.
1:07:17 Have some more, Glenn.
1:07:18 – Oh, yeah, thank you.
1:07:19 – In a problem.
1:07:21 All right, so, the interesting pineapple thing,
1:07:23 I’ll have to try, I don’t know how to–
1:07:24 – Yeah, so it became–
1:07:24 (laughing)
1:07:26 – Oh, I’d have to try that.
1:07:27 Thanks for everything, Sam!
1:07:27 – I didn’t even–
1:07:28 (laughing)
1:07:29 – I didn’t mean–
1:07:30 – Just went, like–
1:07:31 – That’s an interesting story.
1:07:32 – I have to go watch that.
1:07:33 – I want to experiment with that.
1:07:36 I will see what my upside-down pineapple brings.
1:07:37 – You know what’s kind of funny?
1:07:39 You just do it, just be like–
1:07:40 – No, no, because then people will come up.
1:07:41 That’s like the most likely.
1:07:42 – No, but then you just like,
1:07:44 “Hi,” and you throw it back.
1:07:46 – Yeah, you’re like, “I’m just here for pineapples.”
1:07:47 (laughing)
1:07:49 Ma’am, could you please leave?
1:07:50 I’m just here for pineapples.
1:07:51 – Here, Glenn, take this,
1:07:53 and you can have a little bit of a little taster’s.
1:07:54 – Yeah, this is delicious.
1:07:56 – All right, last story.
1:07:57 It’s gotta be about Japan.
1:07:58 And when you talk about Japan–
1:07:59 – Oh, I got one after you,
1:08:00 but go ahead, talk about Japan.
1:08:04 – Okay, second to last penultimate story.
1:08:06 Sometimes the things that I say.
1:08:08 You ready for this?
1:08:13 So first off, we all know Japan has a work ethic
1:08:15 that is very singular.
1:08:16 – Insane.
1:08:16 – It’s very specific.
1:08:20 By the way, one of my favorite Michael Keaton movies
1:08:23 from the ’80s was “Gung Ho” with Geddy Watanabe.
1:08:24 Fucking love that movie.
1:08:26 I should actually watch that movie again.
1:08:27 It’s been so long.
1:08:28 And it was all about,
1:08:29 ’cause remember in the ’80s, it was all like,
1:08:32 “Oh, the Japanese are coming to take our jobs.”
1:08:34 You know what I mean?
1:08:39 So it turns out that even now,
1:08:44 the 12-hour workday is like norm.
1:08:46 Like, if you get a job, nine to nine.
1:08:49 That’s like minimum, minimum.
1:08:49 – Holy shit.
1:08:52 – So working in Japan is still like fucking crazy.
1:08:53 And there’s this whole hierarchy.
1:08:54 – They call it the salaryman.
1:08:55 – Yeah, the salaryman.
1:08:56 Do you remember when we went to Japan?
1:08:57 You remember that table next to us
1:09:00 with that dude who was like fucking literally passed out?
1:09:01 – I’ve been back like 20 times
1:09:02 as we went to that trip.
1:09:05 And I’ve seen a lot of salarymen get hammed.
1:09:08 They go ham. – Yeah, I’ve heard.
1:09:11 – Well, one of the things that I find completely crazy
1:09:14 is that sometimes, enough times
1:09:17 that there’s now an industry around this,
1:09:21 people will literally go and like tender their resignation.
1:09:23 And the boss will just be like, “Fuck you.”
1:09:26 No, rip it up and be like, “Fuck you, bubble.”
1:09:28 And just hound them, go to their house.
1:09:29 – What?
1:09:33 – Will not let them quit their job.
1:09:37 Like to the point where there are now companies
1:09:42 that have started that will help you quit your job.
1:09:43 – What the fuck?
1:09:44 – Yeah, and by the way,
1:09:48 the people that come to the, like help me quit my job,
1:09:51 it’s the third time they’re trying to quit their job.
1:09:54 Like it’s like the ultimate gaslighting.
1:09:57 Like the boss just doesn’t let them quit their job.
1:10:00 And they’re like, “What the fuck do I do?”
1:10:03 The guys like follows them home.
1:10:05 And will like not let them quit.
1:10:07 What do you do?
1:10:08 – Respect.
1:10:11 – Dude, it’s literally like, you know, like when a kid,
1:10:12 when you’re like, a kid is just like,
1:10:13 you’re like, “You got to do this.”
1:10:15 And the kid’s like, “No, I’m not going to do it.”
1:10:17 – It’s like an angry dad.
1:10:19 You get back on the football field.
1:10:20 I don’t care what.
1:10:21 Yeah, it’s like–
1:10:22 – And if you stop, you’re like,
1:10:24 “I’m not going to get back on the football field.”
1:10:27 It’s like, I don’t know what I can do to follow up with that.
1:10:28 – Right.
1:10:30 – So literally the employers are just like,
1:10:32 I don’t know because they’re worried about
1:10:37 the employer squirreling them for any other job.
1:10:39 – Interesting.
1:10:40 – They’re worried about,
1:10:41 there’s this whole sort of hierarchy,
1:10:43 which I really do think is great.
1:10:46 And we could use a little bit of it of like the sort of like,
1:10:47 you know–
1:10:48 – How about work?
1:10:50 – Respect to your elders and respect
1:10:51 to the people who work above you.
1:10:53 – And also just work in general.
1:10:54 – And work in general.
1:10:55 Yeah, it’s a little loose of goosey here,
1:10:57 which is great because it gives us, you know,
1:10:58 a lot of heads up.
1:11:00 And you can quit if you want to quit.
1:11:01 But how crazy is this?
1:11:04 So there’s now like a handful of companies in Japan
1:11:09 who’s literally their job is to help you quit your job.
1:11:12 And they pay them to help them quit their job.
1:11:13 – I feel like a lot of people have this problem though,
1:11:15 where it’s like, you can’t,
1:11:16 and this is something that I’ve learned,
1:11:19 I need to get better at as like boundaries
1:11:24 with like either, you know, professionally or personally.
1:11:25 Right?
1:11:26 Like that circumcised guy.
1:11:27 – He needs boundaries.
1:11:28 – He needs boundaries.
1:11:29 – Yeah, I got that.
1:11:30 You know what I mean?
1:11:31 – That is very clear.
1:11:32 – Yeah, yeah.
1:11:33 So like there’s like, there’s,
1:11:35 I get why this should exist.
1:11:35 It makes sense to me.
1:11:38 – I had a girlfriend that wouldn’t let me, like I,
1:11:39 – Quit?
1:11:40 – She wouldn’t let you quit?
1:11:40 – She was like, no.
1:11:41 – Oh.
1:11:42 – Did she follow you?
1:11:44 – She said no.
1:11:45 – And then what did you do go?
1:11:46 – You had to, you had to go with her then.
1:11:48 – Are you guys married now?
1:11:49 (laughs)
1:11:51 – If she says no Glenn, you can’t break up.
1:11:53 – No, it’s the power move.
1:11:57 It’s literally UNO Reverso of relationships.
1:12:01 – How much longer did it last?
1:12:02 – I ended up moving.
1:12:04 – He moved.
1:12:06 – You’re like, well, if I’m not in this city
1:12:09 or this state, you can’t be married.
1:12:09 – You know what?
1:12:10 – Oh my God, that’s amazing.
1:12:11 – If all its fails,
1:12:13 you just fucking moved to another state.
1:12:15 – By the way, any of these people could move to Korea.
1:12:17 – That’s why he used to be in San Francisco now he’s here.
1:12:18 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:12:20 He’s like, I’m going to break up with you now.
1:12:21 Okay, cool.
1:12:22 – All right.
1:12:23 – See you tomorrow.
1:12:25 – All right, moving to Los Angeles.
1:12:26 – Last story, last story, last story.
1:12:27 Okay.
1:12:29 So AI.
1:12:34 So our next interaction is here and involved.
1:12:35 – That was weird.
1:12:37 The AI just responded to me.
1:12:40 So AI amplifies false memories.
1:12:41 – Ooh, I saw the title of this.
1:12:42 I want to know what it was.
1:12:47 – So this is fascinating because we are entering a world
1:12:50 where we’re not going to be able to understand
1:12:53 what is real and what is made up obviously.
1:12:55 We’re going to have a lot of that.
1:12:58 But also, and this is where I really get upset
1:13:01 with the new Google phone, which I don’t like at all.
1:13:06 Google has added some features to the new phone
1:13:09 that let me give an example.
1:13:12 Let’s say Glenn takes a picture of us sitting here, right?
1:13:15 And he wants to be in the photo, okay?
1:13:17 There is literally in the Photos app right now,
1:13:20 you can say add a picture, add a person,
1:13:24 and he can go and sit down, you can get up, take a photo,
1:13:26 and now the three of us are sitting next to each other.
1:13:29 But that moment technically never happened.
1:13:31 – And then they got the magic eraser shit
1:13:33 where you’re going to erase people out of the background.
1:13:34 – So we talked about this shit.
1:13:39 – So here’s why it’s even worse than that.
1:13:41 So I think we talked about this on Dignation
1:13:43 way back in the day.
1:13:47 There was a study that was done where they took photos
1:13:51 and photoshopped people in places that they’ve never been.
1:13:53 And they talked people through like,
1:13:55 oh, well, when you were in Paris,
1:13:56 and they were like, well, I’ve never been to Paris.
1:13:58 And we’re like, no, no, you went to Paris in 2012.
1:13:59 – Right. – Well, a lot.
1:14:01 It was like, no, I’ve never been to Paris.
1:14:02 And they showed them pictures
1:14:07 and they would not only start to remember being in Paris,
1:14:11 they would start telling stories to the person
1:14:13 about being in Paris. – Yes.
1:14:15 – And the memories of being in Paris.
1:14:16 – They’re making it up.
1:14:18 – And it’s all just happens
1:14:20 because that’s how our brains and memories is.
1:14:24 So the fact that now AI is going to be generating
1:14:26 these images and experiences
1:14:28 that you would never have actually happened,
1:14:30 people are totally gonna be thinking that that happened.
1:14:32 – And you’re erasing people out of your history.
1:14:34 You’re removing people from the background.
1:14:35 I just don’t like it.
1:14:36 And also check this out.
1:14:40 Last one, this is after seeing this,
1:14:42 I’m starting to think that AI should be regulated.
1:14:43 Look at this video.
1:14:44 – Oh my God.
1:14:52 Oh, my Lord.
1:14:54 – I mean, Elon looks pretty good there.
1:14:56 He looks like he’s having a great time with his.
1:14:56 – Look at Zach.
1:14:57 Oh, yeah.
1:15:00 Oh, the Obama, the drone.
1:15:02 Man, you love that shit.
1:15:05 That drone action. – Oh my God.
1:15:08 – Yeah.
1:15:11 Oh.
1:15:13 – Is that Kamala and Obama?
1:15:14 I couldn’t tell.
1:15:15 – They could put it on the horse.
1:15:16 Oh, the rocket.
1:15:17 – Kim Jong-un.
1:15:22 Dude, this is.
1:15:25 – That’s amazing.
1:15:27 – Yeah.
1:15:32 – Kolei, did you make this?
1:15:34 – Here’s the thing.
1:15:35 Here’s the thing.
1:15:36 Here’s the thing.
1:15:37 A, yes.
1:15:41 It’s literally like “Wag the Dog.”
1:15:43 Do you remember the movie “Wag the Dog”?
1:15:44 – I don’t.
1:15:46 – So it literally is about them,
1:15:51 about the government creating a fake war.
1:15:53 – Yeah.
1:15:57 – To, like, there’s some, like, you know,
1:16:00 whatever governmental, like, affair.
1:16:01 Like, there was something happening.
1:16:04 They were like, we need the American people to be, like,
1:16:05 thinking about something else.
1:16:07 And so they hired this Hollywood producer
1:16:09 to put on a war.
1:16:11 And they, like, invented this conflict between two people
1:16:12 and they, like, shot all this, like,
1:16:13 footage on green screen.
1:16:15 – Like the moon landing.
1:16:17 – Not like the moon landing, Kevin.
1:16:18 Jesus.
1:16:20 Did you, you met Buzz Aldrin at my 30th birthday?
1:16:22 – Yeah, yeah, he’s great.
1:16:23 – He definitely would punch you in the face,
1:16:24 if you thought.
1:16:26 – He’s deceased now.
1:16:27 – What?
1:16:28 – He’s dead.
1:16:29 – But did Buzz die?
1:16:30 – Are you kidding me?
1:16:33 Is it your birthday party, dude?
1:16:34 – What?
1:16:36 – Yeah, he’s dead.
1:16:37 No, he’s not.
1:16:38 – Fucking hell, dude.
1:16:40 I was like, I was like, I was like,
1:16:42 I would know, I feel like that would be information
1:16:44 that was disseminated to me, you fucker.
1:16:45 – Sorry.
1:16:47 – He’s dead now.
1:16:48 What?
1:16:49 Fuck.
1:16:50 – Okay, now look at this.
1:16:51 – You’re good for Buzz.
1:16:53 – Oh my God, you just gave me a buzz.
1:16:55 Jesus, Kevin.
1:16:56 – Okay, sorry, sorry.
1:16:57 – He’s dead now.
1:16:59 – I thought you said the AI told me that.
1:17:00 – AI did tell you that.
1:17:01 – Okay.
1:17:03 – Anyway, long story short, that’s the type of stuff.
1:17:06 The one thing that I will say, the one good thing is,
1:17:09 if I saw a video, even if it was less like,
1:17:11 cheesy and like artsy as that.
1:17:12 – Yeah.
1:17:13 – Of Putin being like, gay people are cool.
1:17:15 I’d be like, wow, that’s AI.
1:17:16 You know what I mean?
1:17:20 There’s a certain part now where, hopefully,
1:17:22 people will look at the content that you’re seeing.
1:17:24 – Yeah, but five years from now, dude,
1:17:26 it could be way different.
1:17:27 I think that’s six months from now.
1:17:28 – Yeah, but think about it.
1:17:30 But if six months from now,
1:17:33 half the shit that you see is fake, right?
1:17:36 You’re gonna start to go, it’s probably fake, right?
1:17:38 Like, that’s the thing is, it’s like,
1:17:40 but then you get to the check cashing people
1:17:41 and you’re just like, hmm,
1:17:42 are they really gonna think about that?
1:17:44 That’s my biggest, that’s not my biggest fear,
1:17:48 but a fear that I have about the world writ large
1:17:52 is when people who are at the point
1:17:56 where they could believe all of these conspiracy theories
1:18:01 get to a point where they start believing things
1:18:04 that would cause them to be violent
1:18:06 or cause them to really lash out.
1:18:07 – Well, I mean, it’s already happened,
1:18:09 even with just some rats and shit.
1:18:12 – Yeah, dude, it’s the fucking Wild West.
1:18:16 But also, I go back to great movie,
1:18:19 really good book, No Country for Old Men.
1:18:22 There is something to be said about the fact of
1:18:24 is it really the worst time in human history
1:18:28 or is it because we are over 40?
1:18:30 (laughing)
1:18:33 – That’s a great way to end the show.
1:18:34 – No, but it’s because like,
1:18:37 the whole thing of No Country for Old Men is
1:18:41 it’s that the world always seems like it is worse
1:18:43 than it has ever been. – No.
1:18:44 – Too older men. – Hey, listen,
1:18:47 I was gonna tell you, in the last week,
1:18:51 I heard about a mRNA vaccine came out for lung cancer
1:18:54 that looks really promising to cure lung cancer.
1:18:55 – That’s fucking huge.
1:18:58 – Like, there’s a bunch of really good shit coming out.
1:19:00 So I’m not all doomsday, but like,
1:19:02 you’re right in that we’re gonna have to have
1:19:05 a readjustment of society’s like belief system.
1:19:06 – 100%.
1:19:07 – And understanding whether or not
1:19:09 they should trust something immediately or not.
1:19:12 – Yeah, ’cause at this point, I think it’s very clear.
1:19:13 – It’s very clear.
1:19:15 – And by the way, I think that’s what has really
1:19:18 sort of caused this big schism in the United States
1:19:21 is this whole concept of people believing stuff
1:19:23 that they hear whether, you know–
1:19:26 – Listen to this, I had a buddy get his phone hacked, okay?
1:19:27 – Oh.
1:19:30 – And he got all his photos leaked out there, like, you know?
1:19:31 – Yeah.
1:19:33 – And like, there’s definitely some like dick pics and shit
1:19:35 and like stuff with his like significant other.
1:19:36 – Oh, no.
1:19:37 – But it’ll be just the thing.
1:19:38 – Why would you put that on your phone?
1:19:39 – Everybody has a phone.
1:19:40 You’re gonna have to have a phone.
1:19:41 – No, fuck no, dude.
1:19:42 – I’ve got a lot of shit on my phone.
1:19:45 – I’m a fucking, I am a fucking lockbox.
1:19:46 – You don’t have anything that I’ve ever been like.
1:19:47 – Nope.
1:19:49 I mean, I do, but not on my fucking phone.
1:19:51 – What do you, on your computer?
1:19:53 – On places that are secure.
1:19:54 – What’s secure?
1:19:55 – Everything.
1:19:56 – No.
1:19:57 (laughing)
1:20:00 You put my external USB sticks and shit for that shit?
1:20:02 – I don’t know what I’m gonna say or not say,
1:20:05 but long story short, somebody can have my phone
1:20:06 and they’re not gonna get dick pics.
1:20:07 – Oh, well, I got lots of shit on my phone.
1:20:11 Anyway, but my point is that if you get hacked,
1:20:14 my buddy was like, “Line is billions of AI,” you know?
1:20:15 – I mean, that’s true.
1:20:16 – That’s true.
1:20:17 – That’s actually literally true.
1:20:20 Actually, if he was smart, what do you do?
1:20:21 – Pre-release AI.
1:20:24 – No, you would go use AI to generate a bunch of like
1:20:25 – dick pics.
1:20:26 – And him fucking.
1:20:27 – Release him.
1:20:28 – Release him.
1:20:29 Just release him.
1:20:30 – Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:20:31 – Just release him.
1:20:32 – Just make himself well endowed.
1:20:33 – Yes.
1:20:34 – And then when people see the other ones,
1:20:35 they’ll be like, “Oh, those are fakes.”
1:20:36 – Those must be fakes.
1:20:37 – Exactly.
1:20:38 – That guy doesn’t have a 26.
1:20:39 – Exactly.
1:20:40 – Yeah.
1:20:41 – Yeah.
1:20:42 – All right.
1:20:43 – Good times.
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1:20:52 Glenn, great to have you here.
1:20:53 – Oh, my God.
1:20:55 – And Glenn is gonna fire up the drone
1:20:58 and do a 360 fly around us.
1:20:59 – He’s been drinking champagne.
1:21:01 – Champagne and mushrooms.
1:21:02 – Holy fuck.
1:21:04 – So there it is.
1:21:05 Come closer.
1:21:06 – No.
1:21:07 – No.
1:21:08 – My teeth.
1:21:09 – You can get close, but he hasn’t been drinking.
1:21:10 – Oh, my God.
1:21:11 It’s actually really nice.
1:21:12 – It feels good.
1:21:13 The air.
1:21:14 – It feels good.
1:21:17 – He’s really good.
1:21:18 – He’s great.
1:21:19 – He’s great.
1:21:21 Better than you trying to land the helicopter in my head.
1:21:23 – I mean, yeah, but if I had fucking VR
1:21:25 and I could actually, like, see what I was doing.
1:21:26 – Look at that.
1:21:27 He’s a pro.
1:21:28 – This is amazing.
1:21:29 – I know.
1:21:30 – We should pay him.
1:21:31 – I know.
1:21:32 How much do you charge?
1:21:33 You can’t hear us.
1:21:34 He’s loud.
1:21:35 – Okay.
1:21:36 – All right.
1:21:37 Until next time.
1:21:38 Take care of yourselves.
1:21:39 Get circumcised.
1:21:40 – No, don’t.
1:21:41 – Don’t do it.
1:21:42 – You don’t have to do it later.
1:21:43 – You don’t have to do it later.